Can size make a woman scared to fuck u?

[PElllxMURDA]

Another question humans, ive been blessed with great dick size.
But, ive had some females look at my dick and be like..."Thats not gettin up in me" and then my X told me, sex would be better if my dick were smaller...

enlighten me ladies.......whats the deal?I eat pussy, i suck toes; i lick ass
whats the fucking problem???? :D

[IkneadU]

would you want a big long dick ramming your guts up to your tonsils? Does that sound like it would feel good?

Check out the female anatomy. Miss Kitty isn't a bottomless pit! After 6-7 inches you're hitting the cervix in the average female. (I'm sure there are some deeper and some less.) It doesn't matter what you eat, suck or lick. If you push it too far it's gonna hurt. :o

In general, if a man is hung like a horse he needs to either find a woman with a pussy like a horse's or go f**ck a horse :D

[PElllxMURDA]

I hear that..... damn.
so then females, tell me.
What is too big? And if a guy has a big dick, and he can fuck; does it make it better?
Rather than let a Papa Smurf dick having mufucka, unsuccesfully bring you to orgasm.. I thought yall needed to feel something in you, to make u cum as well....*hmmmmfph* PElllx

[MemphisAfterDark]

Man, do I feel your pain on this one!...had an ex that didn't like sex w/me becuase it was painful, :confused: and just this week, the girl I just started fucking bled on me while I was hitting it. :eek: She went to the doctor and they attributed it to 'deep penetration'...I don't know if I'll be going back for more. All things considered though, I'd rather be bigger than smaller, because you can always just settle for less than 'balls deep' penetration, but it's hard work adding inches! Ladies? Speak on it so we over-endowed men know what to do for you. :D

[feelgood_38]

I'm just under 8 inches and have a nice girth. I had women tell be I'm a great size, not too big, but not too small. Most women I've been with say I hit the back of their clit without hurting them :cool:

Now if I could only find more women who could deep-throat me :rolleyes:

[feelgood_38]

I'm just under 8 inches and have a nice girth. I had women tell be I'm a great size, not too big, but not too small. Most women I've been with say I hit the back of their clit without hurting them :cool:

Now if I could only find more women who could deep-throat me :rolleyes:

Almost forgot - any interested women, please feel free to contact me, there's plenty of love to go around!

[u_stupid_phuck!]

I'm just under 8 inches and have a nice girth. I had women tell be I'm a great size, not too big, but not too small. Most women I've been with say I hit the back of their clit without hurting them :cool:

Now if I could only find more women who could deep-throat me :rolleyes:

What the fuck are you talking about you dumb twit? Hit the "back" of their clit; if you knew where the hell the clit was you knew you could hit it with a 2" dick you fool. Wow, I bet you're a great lover--another a fucking dickhead. Do yourself a favor & study the female anatomy before you start talking about this shit!

[feelgood_38]

What the fuck are you talking about you dumb twit? Hit the "back" of their clit; if you knew where the hell the clit was you knew you could hit it with a 2" dick you fool. Wow, I bet you're a great lover--another a fucking dickhead. Do yourself a favor & study the female anatomy before you start talking about this shit!

Obviously you are a stupid phuck that needs to be dickslapped. I bet the only person you ever had sex with is you mother, sister or more than likely your father every other Sunday. Do us a a favor and stay the hell off this fourm you moron and go back trolling elementary schools for young boys - by your bain capacity it seems it the only thing you could relate to both intellectually and sexually.

OH BY THE WAY - I BET YOU HAVE A 2" DICK STUPID PHUCK!

[IkneadU]

though maybe he/she could have been a little less harsh on the delivery of the message.

It is anatomically impossible to "hit the back of their clit". The clitoris/clit ('man in the boat') is not IN the vagina and has no 'back' in the vagina to hit. If you hit anything in that back of the vagina in a normal woman it would be the cervix... the entry to her uterus.

[IkneadU]

though maybe he/she could have been a little less harsh on the delivery of the message.

It is anatomically impossible to "hit the back of their clit". The clitoris/clit ('man in the boat') is not IN the vagina and has no 'back' in the vagina to hit. If you hit anything in the back of the vagina in a normal woman it would be her cervix... the entry to her uterus.

Maybe this will help: http://www.vaginaverite.com/diagram1.html :o

[lindagirl123]

http://www.fixit50.com/forums

I like big cock. The biggest I have had was almost a 12 it was close. I loved it. :D

[PElllxMURDA]

And you know what, all the guys with the big cocks that these women cant handle,
love you 2 death and if we knew who you were would probably be fucking you and thanking you at the same time.

[Kris]

Okay getting back on the subject.
I can tell you that I prefer large girth to long length. Love to have my mouth, pussy and ass stretched. Mmmm now THAT pain is GOOD!!

For all of you lengthy guys. Try going in slow...hitting the door SLOWLY, then gently pushing. Communicate with your woman. Some women DO like a pushing sensation on their cervix. Most women HATE to feel a cock trying to ram the door down.

And especially for ass fucking...bring on that fat cock Baby!!!!!

[Kris]

Men.
Tell us what turns you on about fucking a womans ass.
Do you like the power play? Do you like the feel? Do you like to fuck her ass doggie style or from the front where you can watch her face contort?

[fastlaneintx]

It's a good thing I'm not in St. L. I'd be breaking my heart trying to meet you Kris.

[Kris]

Wicked smile to you, but you still didn't tell me about what a man like you thinks/likes about fucking a womans ass.

[Kris]

Fastlane...email me at layinback@hotmail.com
The least I can do from this distance is get you rock hard, then give you some hot nasty, kinky prose to help you get yourself off.

[Jeepman]

To respond to Kris. I think it is nice to start with the woman facing you and then finishing plunging balls deep doggystyle until you feel that warm spray hit your balls and run down your legs as your partner quivers and shakes uncontrollably as you slowly slide your fat cock in and out stretching her asshole nice and wide then slowly milking your warm load into her hole as she continues to come over and over again. It depends on the situation and of course location. If she wants to get her ass rammed in public it is usually doggystyle. As for why we like it....different reaction and sensations and a new level of pleasure for my partner.

[Kris]

Wow Jeepman...THANK YOU for sharing! You sound like an awesome sex partner!!! So your rod is fat huh??

[PElllxMURDA]

yeah I have to agree with jeeps, anal from the back.
But you know what? Spice it up, put a mirror in front of you two; so you can see the reaction.........

Yeah I like the power, hell yessss!!!
Smashing it from theback, and rubbin her clit at the same time...
My X usta make these wounded alien noises when I did that to her at the same time....loolololol god, im glad i broke up with her..

O yeah kris I have a fat rod, I got 10'.
Dont you live in PHX you lil cock whore?lololololol
my number is 480.248.07.. oopps I cant do that...

[Mike-St. Louis]

Wicked smile to you, but you still didn't tell me about what a man like you thinks/likes about fucking a womans ass.

Hi Chris,

I just joined this forum -- and coincidentally am from St. Louis.

Anyway, I thought I'd answer your question about fucking a woman's ass -- or why I like it.

First, there are no worries about pregnancy -- even with birth control, there's always a slight chance of pregnancy.

Second, I like variety. It's not the only place on a woman that I like to stick my dick, but it's a nice tight, warm spot that feels good.

Third, it is a slightly different feel than a pussy. There's nothing in the world like the feeling of a pussy, but sometimes it's nice to have a different feel.

Fourth, there is the appealing psychological aspect of being a more submissive posture.

Fifth, not many women are into it, so when a girl is into it, it's a special treat for a man.

Sixth, it's easier to play with your tits when I'm fucking you -- of course this is also true of doggie-style pussy fucking.

Well, those are my reasons. How about you?

[Jeepman]

Kris,

I am pretty good at what I do with a woman. I am very giving and have the tools to get the job done. Most men are hit it and quit it, then roll over and go to sleep.

I believe a woman should be completely satisfied EVERY time. My cock is nice and thick, very filling. I'm an pretty average in length about 8-1/2" but it is the thickness that fullfills much of the pleasure. I am in the Phoenix area if you are interested.

Jeepman. (I like standing up in my Jeep and fucking a woman nice and slow from behind. It is nice being outdoors and fucking like animals)

[AngelaBunny]

8 1/2 IS average? WTF, I have been cheated! *grumbles about BF* Oh and the Jeep thing *fans self* Well, If i was "off roading" like you, Id never leave my Jeep! Doesnt that sayin' go "Its a Jeep thing you wouldn't understand?" Well now I do! hehe.. I cant wait till I get one now! :D

[Rick96]

Okay getting back on the subject.
I can tell you that I prefer large girth to long length. Love to have my mouth, pussy and ass stretched. Mmmm now THAT pain is GOOD!!

For all of you lengthy guys. Try going in slow...hitting the door SLOWLY, then gently pushing. Communicate with your woman. Some women DO like a pushing sensation on their cervix. Most women HATE to feel a cock trying to ram the door down.

And especially for ass fucking...bring on that fat cock Baby!!!!!

great tip Kris. Thanks for the advice. :D

[ET]

8 1/2 IS average? WTF, I have been cheated! *grumbles about BF* Oh and the Jeep thing *fans self* Well, If i was "off roading" like you, Id never leave my Jeep! Doesnt that sayin' go "Its a Jeep thing you wouldn't understand?" Well now I do! hehe.. I cant wait till I get one now! :D

I have a jeep, I'm "average".....just sayin'....

[Rick96]

sitting in the jeep waiting for you outside your house bunny :D

[Danger Kitty's Guy]

["But, ive had some females look at my dick and be like..."Thats not gettin up in me" and then my X told me, sex would be better if my dick were smaller..."]

Hehehe...There is a GOD! :)
My wife "claims" that my cock is "just right". I've ALWAYS felt that it was waaaaay to small. I guess I have to just go with what she tells me. She's been bouncing up & down on it for the past 20 years!
Remember: "It's not how deep you go into the well. ...It's how you wiggle the bucket!" :D - Anonomous Author ...with a small dick!

[SexCBruceLee]

gosh you guys are hellarious.. made my day for sure...ahahahah LMAO hahahahah back of a clit?? ahahahahahah stupid phuck.. you are the funniest...ahahahahah LMAO ahhahahah ROFLMAO..ahahahahahahhaahah

[AngelaBunny]

["But, ive had some females look at my dick and be like..."Thats not gettin up in me" and then my X told me, sex would be better if my dick were smaller..."]

Hehehe...There is a GOD! :)
My wife "claims" that my cock is "just right". I've ALWAYS felt that it was waaaaay to small. I guess I have to just go with what she tells me. She's been bouncing up & down on it for the past 20 years!
Remember: "It's not how deep you go into the well. ...It's how you wiggle the bucket!" :D - Anonomous Author ...with a small dick!
LMAO! I like that quote! I should tell my BF that one, it'll make him feel better.. :D

[Rick96]

ah...another great advice.."It's how I am going to wiggle." Lovely let me save it in my hard drive. :D No, not my PC you idiot;it's my hard head. :D I always thought it's deep too deep for me to understands

[Mercury_Maniac]

8 1/2 IS average? WTF, I have been cheated! *grumbles about BF* Oh and the Jeep thing *fans self* Well, If i was "off roading" like you, Id never leave my Jeep! Doesnt that sayin' go "Its a Jeep thing you wouldn't understand?" Well now I do! hehe.. I cant wait till I get one now! :D




woah woah woah, who said 8.5 inches is average?

maybe for a black guy,

but overall its 5.5.


so i'm slightly over average but i'm somewhat thick, so i think i've got a pretty good moderately sized one, and yes it does wiggle ;)

[kellbell05]

with a curve....

[ehunt_007]

I am not sure of the fact. Infact its not the size that matters rather its the strength that matter. I read in a couple of magazines that most women prefer strong dicks that can slide in with little friction, but I got an 7 inch which I always thinks that "had it been a two inch more, it would have been much better". I came across some specialists saying that as long as u r dick is just enough for a pussy, ut doesnt matter.

[Rick96]

It's better to have a hard dick that can slide in and out with ease and everythings else will come into play. It's how you use it...hehe :D

[lilmike]

I am a dumb fuckin cracker.I didn't even know what a "clit" was till reading this fourm.I thought clits were spikes on baseball shoes.and so many guys with big dicks. wow do I feel dumb.my dick is so small I use a magnifying glass, well you know the story.hey heres an idea,try being in the females point of view.would you like some huge cock raming you or mabe soft and gentle.hhhuuuummmmpersonaly I ve never had a cock stuck in me(don't think I even want to try it either)so I can't visualse what would be like. although I did realy get a laugh from this thread.keep up the creative writing.

[wood469]

Men.
Tell us what turns you on about fucking a womans ass.
Do you like the power play? Do you like the feel? Do you like to fuck her ass doggie style or from the front where you can watch her face contort?
I like the tight ness. I like the feel. I like to cum in a good tight ass because it feel the the cum being suck out of me nice and slow. my girl friend fuck me in the ass with her strap-on and I like it. she could make me cum the same as I did her. I only six inch and she said I was just the right size for it. so now you tell me have you even been fuck in the ass and DID YOU LIKE IT?

[WilyZ]

I am proud to announce that I have a perfect penis. 5.5" long, 6" thick. But if ladies have anything to say I am listening.

But to reply:
Guys with oversized dicks shouldn't try to have the same kind of sex as us guys with perfect dicks. Girls are probably scared because the figure that they will have the same kind of reaming, pounding rabbit sex that most guys learn from pornos.
If you are too big, either find a fat chick or a slut and you should be happy because they will be used to this treatment. Or learn to fuck properly.

oh, btw 'balls deep' is the best!

[rssllbll55]

Ive been told the the average depth of a women vigina is only 6 inches. If this is the case. Them most men should be able to satisfy and women.

I know it was refreshing for me to hear this. But then there is the pronography industry that has given me reason to disbelieve, that length of my penis doesn't matter. Not only lenght but gearth(or width). I get the distinct feeling that there are alot of women out there who do look at size of your penis, and it does matter.

Lets face it fellows. There are some women out there who have been had by some men with some very big tools. And that has created this belief in those women that size is everything. I don't think it possible for a man like me, with a average size penis, to satisfy a women who has been had repeatedly by a man with a very large penis.

She will only become disproporationately unhappy with you and or me. And move on. And to add insult to injury, you might discover that she's been getting her satisfication from your best friend on top of it. this of course is to get even with you for not being able to perform as she would have thought you could.

Watch a pronography movie, and see how these women react and enjoy men with very large penises. It has change how I look at most women today.

I just don't think I can compete. Chances are you in up loosing you women just for this very reason. If you can satisfy her in bed, then you most likely will find out that she's not being faithful in your relationship.

If there are any women out there that really think that size doesn't matter. Well, they haven't been F_ _ _k by a man with a very large penis. Yet!! And I don't just mean long, but I mean fat as well.

[kreative_2001]

Ive been told the the average depth of a women vigina is only 6 inches. If this is the case. Them most men should be able to satisfy and women.

I know it was refreshing for me to hear this. But then there is the pronography industry that has given me reason to disbelieve, that length of my penis doesn't matter. Not only lenght but gearth(or width). I get the distinct feeling that there are alot of women out there who do look at size of your penis, and it does matter.

Lets face it fellows. There are some women out there who have been had by some men with some very big tools. And that has created this belief in those women that size is everything. I don't think it possible for a man like me, with a average size penis, to satisfy a women who has been had repeatedly by a man with a very large penis.

She will only become disproporationately unhappy with you and or me. And move on. And to add insult to injury, you might discover that she's been getting her satisfication from your best friend on top of it. this of course is to get even with you for not being able to perform as she would have thought you could.

Watch a pronography movie, and see how these women react and enjoy men with very large penises. It has change how I look at most women today.

I just don't think I can compete. Chances are you in up loosing you women just for this very reason. If you can satisfy her in bed, then you most likely will find out that she's not being faithful in your relationship.

If there are any women out there that really think that size doesn't matter. Well, they haven't been F_ _ _k by a man with a very large penis. Yet!! And I don't just mean long, but I mean fat as well.
You are absolutely correct.

There are some women out there that have yet to get big fat dick... but I'm making my rounds. So please, bear with me. :rolleyes:

[azjozo13]

You are absolutely correct.

There are some women out there that have yet to get big fat dick... but I'm making my rounds. So please, bear with me. :rolleyes:

Hey K-Dog, don't start calling yourself fat!!!!! I do however agree with the rest of the description of yourself!!!!

[Laligal]

you could have started a new thread but pulling up a two year old one must have worked for you..
I have been with a big cock length and girth and I have been with average as well.. The size does not matter.. Yes its great to go out and hope on a nice hard long thick one but come on if size made such a difference the average Joe would never get laid.. if you feel inadequate about your size maybe you need to find a better class of women and stop comparing to porn as real..
there are several ways to be satisfied with out a cock you should start to learn them.. you need to have the whole package and I would rather be with an average Joe and in love and completely satisfied then with a huge cock that could care less...sorry I can satisfy myself with my finger and a little play. I can also be satisfied with a tongue and nothing else.. get over it and find someone for you and not some whore that thinks size is all that matters...

[kreative_2001]

you could have started a new thread but pulling up a two year old one must have worked for you..
I have been with a big cock length and girth and I have been with average as well.. The size does not matter.. Yes its great to go out and hope on a nice hard long thick one but come on if size made such a difference the average Joe would never get laid.. if you feel inadequate about your size maybe you need to find a better class of women and stop comparing to porn as real..
there are several ways to be satisfied with out a cock you should start to learn them.. you need to have the whole package and I would rather be with an average Joe and in love and completely satisfied then with a huge cock that could care less...sorry I can satisfy myself with my finger and a little play. I can also be satisfied with a tongue and nothing else.. get over it and find someone for you and not some whore that thinks size is all that matters...

Sorry <looking down at floor>... I'll keep looking. :rolleyes: ;)

[creamy]

sorry <looking down at floor>... I'll keep looking. :rolleyes: ;)lol!

[azjozo13]

I would rather be with an average Joe and in love and completely satisfied

I always new you liked me but love, WOW!!!!!

[Laligal]

Sorry <looking down at floor>... I'll keep looking. :rolleyes: ;)Well we know you re just perfect and have nothing to worry about...;)

[Laligal]

I always new you liked me but love, WOW!!!!!
Hmmm how many times do I have to tell you that today..:D

[kreative_2001]

lol!

So... Creamy. <kicking floor, looking at sky> Are you six inches deep? :rolleyes:

[kreative_2001]

Well we know you re just perfect and have nothing to worry about...;)

lmao! I wouldn't say perfect... Flawless yes, but not perfect. :rolleyes: lmao!

[Laligal]

lmao! I wouldn't say perfect... Flawless yes, but not perfect. :rolleyes: lmao!Well I wouldn't kick you out of bed.. unless your wife wanted me to herself..

[azjozo13]

Hmmm how many times do I have to tell you that today..:D

There is never enough times sweetie!!!! ;)

[Chocalate darling]

There is never enough times sweetie!!!! ;)

NEVER!!!!!:p

[creamy]

So... Creamy. <kicking floor, looking at sky> Are you six inches deep? :rolleyes:Do you have six inches to offer.......or more:D

[Laligal]

There is never enough times sweetie!!!! ;)True...

Do you have six inches to offer.......or more:DI don't think you would be disappointed..

[azjozo13]

NEVER!!!!!:p

Smart...... errrrr..... I mean Nice Ass!!!!!! :D

[Chocalate darling]

Smart...... errrrr..... I mean Nice Ass!!!!!! :D

:rolleyes::p;):D

[Chocalate darling]

*yelling* LALI!!!!!!!!

[kreative_2001]

well i wouldn't kick you out of bed.. Unless your wife wanted me to herself..

lol!!!

[kreative_2001]

Do you have six inches to offer.......or more:D

I might be able to squeeze in six. ;)

[creamy]

I might be able to squeeze in six. ;)Good, because I have a tight place for you to squeeze into;)

[rssllbll55]

You are absolutely correct.

There are some women out there that have yet to get big fat dick... but I'm making my rounds. So please, bear with me. :rolleyes:

you are so full of yourself. When is the last time you had a peice of ass?
Come on....tell the truth Mr. Krinkle

[ArmySoldier]

you are so full of yourself. When is the last time you had a peice of ass?
Come on....tell the truth Mr. Krinkle
I think he is out right now...playing ass to mouth with your mother and sister.

[rssllbll55]

*yelling* LALI!!!!!!!!

Chocalate your ass looks good. Now let me ask you this....just how arrogant do you have to be to post a photo of you ass for all to see.

I mean what's the point/

[rssllbll55]

I think he is out right now...playing ass to mouth with your mother and sister.

and yes by the way....do what you do best Moron...bend over and say Ahahahahhaha

[ArmySoldier]

and yes by the way....do what you do best Moron...bend over and say Ahahahahhaha
And yes by the way what, dipshit? Having a conversation with you must be like watching a fetal alcohol syndrome kid eat a light bulb...

[Chocalate darling]

Chocalate your ass looks good. Now let me ask you this....just how arrogant do you have to be to post a photo of you ass for all to see.

I mean what's the point/

Very:cool:

[Cumulas]

Chocalate your ass looks good. Now let me ask you this....just how arrogant do you have to be to post a photo of you ass for all to see.

I mean what's the point/

I think its called confidence

and the point is, she has what we, as in the regular people of this board like to see, so STFU and go troll somewhere else

[rssllbll55]

And yes by the way what, dipshit? Having a conversation with you must be like watching a fetal alcohol syndrome kid eat a light bulb...

I see your a regular around here. why dont you do us all a big favor. Take a running leap off a really high cliff, and we'll pray that there are plenty of sharp rock below.

[rssllbll55]

I think its called confidence

and the point is, she has what we, as in the regular people of this board like to see, so STFU and go troll somewhere else

yeah so fuckers like you can slap your peckers up against the wall and say: "I've had a great peice of ass".....you're another retard, I'd like to see bent over while I watch as your face and asshole get re-arranged by some of my good buddies fresh out of the pen.

[DVLS_ADVT]

Good, because I have a tight place for you to squeeze into;)Dont forget to mention how wet it gets too.

[Cumulas]

yeah so fuckers like you can slap your peckers up against the wall and say: "I've had a great peice of ass".....you're another retard, I'd like to see bent over while I watch as your face and asshole get re-arranged by some of my good buddies fresh out of the pen.

and you are just another pot stirring asshole troll that gets a boner by insulting people, to quote another regular on BP forum, go stick your head in an oven .!..

[Laligal]

Chocalate your ass looks good. Now let me ask you this....just how arrogant do you have to be to post a photo of you ass for all to see.

I mean what's the point/Someone has an issue here... Whats wrong didn't your mom teach you to play nice???

[DVLS_ADVT]

yeah so fuckers like you can slap your peckers up against the wall and say: "I've had a great peice of ass".....you're another retard, I'd like to see bent over while I watch as your face and asshole get re-arranged by some of my good buddies fresh out of the pen.Oh yeah they look real tough.......:rolleyes:

http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t317/dmboys2/main.jpg

[DVLS_ADVT]

Someone has an issue here... Whats wrong didn't your mom teach you to play nice???with that being said...you wanna play the grown-up?:p

[rssllbll55]

Oh yeah they look real tough.......:rolleyes:

http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t317/dmboys2/main.jpg

you sound like a homosexual....are you a latent homo?

[Laligal]

with that being said...you wanna play the grown-up?:pWhy you need a spanking this time?:rolleyes:

[DVLS_ADVT]

Why you need a spanking this time?:rolleyes:maybe.:o but then again I could just walk around the house buck-naked.;)

[DVLS_ADVT]

you sound like a homosexual....are you a latent homo?no. Why you looking for one? you might wanna try the gay forum.

[rssllbll55]

no. Why you looking for one? you might wanna try the gay forum.

the only thing I'm looking for is a way to shut you the fuck up....and I think I've found one.....haha all he ask that you do is take a bath.

[DVLS_ADVT]

the only thing I'm looking for is a way to shut you the fuck up....and I think I've found one.....haha all he ask that you do is take a bath.huh? your better off just just keeping your "cockholster" shut!

[nphxcpl4fun]

Hello, welcome to the board, I see you are from texas, great to have a texican male represented here, so few of them to go around and all.

:)

[rssllbll55]

Hello, welcome to the board, I see you are from texas, great to have a texican male represented here, so few of them to go around and all.

:)

Yeah....Texas!!! Houston Texas...how's the family?

[nphxcpl4fun]

Yeah....Texas!!! Houston Texas...how's the family?

my fam is good and yours?

[LookingforSatisfaction]

someone complained about chocs ass?????

that's an ass-whupping right there bud. she and the other women here are proud of what god gave them and are more than willing to share (thanks ladies;)). so unless you are some sort of messiah that knows what god want's shut the fuck up and don't hate because you could never get a woman who looked half as good or was half as classy as the women here.

[rssllbll55]

my fam is good and yours?

My family is fine thanks.

[john paul]

Watch a pronography movie, and see how these women react and enjoy men with very large penises. It has change how I look at most women today.



and porn girls aren't faking? i knew it was all true!!!!

[Orion]

and porn girls aren't faking? i knew it was all true!!!!

Yeah...and TV wrestling is all true too...:rolleyes:

He's a mental midget.

[LookingforSatisfaction]

Yeah...and TV wrestling is all true too...:rolleyes:

He's a mental midget.

midget tossing is real.............and hilarious!!!!

[DVLS_ADVT]

midget tossing is real.............and hilarious!!!!
and the females make for great spinners.:p

[LookingforSatisfaction]

and the females make for great spinners.:p

HAHAHAHA!!!!!! true!

[john paul]

Chocalate your ass looks good. Now let me ask you this....just how arrogant do you have to be to post a photo of you ass for all to see.

I mean what's the point/

and why would anyone attack chocolate?

[LookingforSatisfaction]

and why would anyone attack chocolate?

because they want an ass-whupping, or they're gay....... or in this case i'm thinking both. either way it's a mystery.

[nvcat13]

Chocalate your ass looks good. Now let me ask you this....just how arrogant do you have to be to post a photo of you ass for all to see.

I mean what's the point/

If we have to break out the crayons in order to explain it to you, it's not worth the time. And why pick on Chocalate? I'm one of those who has a pic of my ass as avatar as well. If you don't like them, don't look.

[LookingforSatisfaction]

If we have to break out the crayons in order to explain it to you, it's not worth the time. And why pick on Chocalate? I'm one of those who has a pic of my ass as avatar as well. If you don't like them, don't look.
you know i want to do more than look at that ass........ :p

don't worry about this prick, he just wants to get a rise out of everyone.

[DVLS_ADVT]

If we have to break out the crayons in order to explain it to you, it's not worth the time. And why pick on Chocalate? I'm one of those who has a pic of my ass as avatar as well. If you don't like them, don't look....and a nice ass it is. only thing is every time I put my cock up to it....the dickhead blocks it out.:o

[nvcat13]

...and a nice ass it is. only thing is every time I put my cock up to it....the dickhead blocks it out.:o


You sweet talker you. ;)

[LookingforSatisfaction]

You sweet talker you. ;)

*ahem* he's not the only one who's been saying such things. i think DVLS is the one man who loves a nice ass as much as i do. well......... almost as much.....:p

[DVLS_ADVT]

You sweet talker you. ;)How else would you talk to someone that tastes so sweet?;)

[nvcat13]

you know i want to do more than look at that ass........ :p

don't worry about this prick, he just wants to get a rise out of everyone.

Why thank you. :D Personally I don't think about my ass too much, it just happens to follow me around. And to think, at one point in my life I was working said tail off trying to get rid of it. :eek:

[DVLS_ADVT]

*ahem* he's not the only one who's been saying such things. i think DVLS is the one man who loves a nice ass as much as i do. well......... almost as much.....:p...fear not...you'll get there one day.:p

[nvcat13]

How else would you talk to someone that tastes so sweet?;)

Careful there big man, you just might turn my head with all that sweet talking. ;)

[nvcat13]

*ahem* he's not the only one who's been saying such things. i think DVLS is the one man who loves a nice ass as much as i do. well......... almost as much.....:p

I can't believe I forgot about that. Can I blame it on a long, rough day at work? I'm still a tad brain fried. Seems there are several sweet talkers here. :D:D

[kreative_2001]

Chocalate your ass looks good. Now let me ask you this....just how arrogant do you have to be to post a photo of you ass for all to see.

I mean what's the point/

It's called VANITY and it's my most favorite of sins. :D

[DVLS_ADVT]

Careful there big man, you just might turn my head with all that sweet talking. ;)I like a woman that likes to see what going on from behind.;)

[nvcat13]

It's called VANITY and it's my most favorite of sins. :D

Sorry hun, I gotta disagree. It's called confidence... or in my case Ben daring me to use that pic. :eek:

[nvcat13]

I like a woman that likes to see what going on from behind.;)

I thought that's what mirrors were for? :p

[DVLS_ADVT]

I thought that's what mirrors were for? :pthey work too. but a little tug on the hair to look back at me isn't so bad either.;)

[kreative_2001]

Sorry hun, I gotta disagree. It's called confidence... or in my case Ben daring me to use that pic. :eek:

Well isn't it a given that in order to be vain, one must be confident? :D I mean think about it, I'm one confident sonofabitch! ;) LOL!!!!!!!! :rolleyes:

[madmax]

Ive been told the the average depth of a women vigina is only 6 inches. If this is the case. Them most men should be able to satisfy and women.

I know it was refreshing for me to hear this. But then there is the pronography industry that has given me reason to disbelieve, that length of my penis doesn't matter. Not only lenght but gearth(or width). I get the distinct feeling that there are alot of women out there who do look at size of your penis, and it does matter.

Lets face it fellows. There are some women out there who have been had by some men with some very big tools. And that has created this belief in those women that size is everything. I don't think it possible for a man like me, with a average size penis, to satisfy a women who has been had repeatedly by a man with a very large penis.

She will only become disproporationately unhappy with you and or me. And move on. And to add insult to injury, you might discover that she's been getting her satisfication from your best friend on top of it. this of course is to get even with you for not being able to perform as she would have thought you could.

Watch a pronography movie, and see how these women react and enjoy men with very large penises. It has change how I look at most women today.

I just don't think I can compete. Chances are you in up loosing you women just for this very reason. If you can satisfy her in bed, then you most likely will find out that she's not being faithful in your relationship.

If there are any women out there that really think that size doesn't matter. Well, they haven't been F_ _ _k by a man with a very large penis. Yet!! And I don't just mean long, but I mean fat as well.

Vigina? Pronography? Gearth? Loosing? Penises?
Fuckin retard!

[nvcat13]

they work too. but a little tug on the hair to look back at me isn't so bad either.;)

Then it's lucky for you I'm growing out my hair, isn't it? :p

[DVLS_ADVT]

Then it's lucky for you I'm growing out my hair, isn't it? :pyes it is.;)

[LookingforSatisfaction]

I can't believe I forgot about that. Can I blame it on a long, rough day at work? I'm still a tad brain fried. Seems there are several sweet talkers here. :D:D

it might take a little bribery.........but sure, i'll forgive ya:p

[nvcat13]

it might take a little bribery.........but sure, i'll forgive ya:p

Bribery? :confused: Hmm. *wondering what would work* :D

[nphxcpl4fun]

Bribery? :confused: Hmm. *wondering what would work* :D

pics of you fuckin'

:D

[lori lynn]

Haven't seen one that's scared me yet. I'm hoping to though.

Lori Lynn

[HandBanana]

Haven't seen one that's scared me yet. I'm hoping to though.

Lori Lynn

road trip.........:D

[nvcat13]

pics of you fuckin'

:D

Let me see what I can arrange. :eek:

[LookingforSatisfaction]

Let me see what I can arrange. :eek:

definitely...... video would also be acceptable:p

[nvcat13]

Another question humans, ive been blessed with great dick size.
But, ive had some females look at my dick and be like..."Thats not gettin up in me" and then my X told me, sex would be better if my dick were smaller...

enlighten me ladies.......whats the deal?I eat pussy, i suck toes; i lick ass
whats the fucking problem???? :D

I know that I've replied to something along these lines in another thread. But for the life of me I can't remember which one. So here goes... It's all in the way it's used. Certain positions are a no go with me depending on the size of the guys dick. Length determines this more than girth. And in the past some fellas could change the angle of entry a bit and then the position would work. Getting the shit beat out of my cervix is not fun. It hurts like hell during or after or both. Try changing the angle of entry and go slow at first to see if that works. Practice practice practice ;) :D

[LookingforSatisfaction]

I know that I've replied to something along these lines in another thread. But for the life of me I can't remember which one. So here goes... It's all in the way it's used. Certain positions are a no go with me depending on the size of the guys dick. Length determines this more than girth. And in the past some fellas could change the angle of entry a bit and then the position would work. Getting the shit beat out of my cervix is not fun. It hurts like hell during or after or both. Try changing the angle of entry and go slow at first to see if that works. Practice practice practice ;) :D

practice makes perfect.....which is why nerds are so much better at sex than jocks....it's all we think about besides books.:p

[nvcat13]

practice makes perfect.....which is why nerds are so much better at sex than jocks....it's all we think about besides books.:p

It's also why real men are so much better at it than pretty boys as well. :D

[DVLS_ADVT]

practice makes perfect.....which is why nerds are so much better at sex than jocks....it's all we think about besides books.:p
Practice makes perfect? No such thing! Now, had you said practice makes performance, then I'd agree.;)

[livelychati]

practice makes perfect.....which is why nerds are so much better at sex than jocks....it's all we think about besides books.:p
Practice also makes permanent! :p

[rssllbll55]

Practice also makes permanent! :p

You know what? I'm really not impressed with your display. I've seen a better pair boobs on alot younger, fresher, finer, sexier females. You are what I'd say, belong to the over the hill bunch. Why don't you do females on this planet a big favor....

[Orion]

You know what? I'm really not impressed with your display. I've seen a better pair boobs on alot younger, fresher, finer, sexier females. You are what I'd say, belong to the over the hill bunch. Why don't you do females on this planet a big favor....

OK...Who let the monkey boy out of his cage?

[madmax]

You know what? I'm really not impressed with your display. I've seen a better pair boobs on alot younger, fresher, finer, sexier females. You are what I'd say, belong to the over the hill bunch. Why don't you do females on this planet a big favor....

You're a bigger boob than either one of her's. Point taken! LMAO!!!

BTW: F.O.A.D.

[rssllbll55]

Sorry <looking down at floor>... I'll keep looking. :rolleyes: ;)

That was wonderful. I especially like the part about penis size being insignificant. Yet your own words, seem to say,what women wouldn't like a big fat on in them. You are speaking of yourself as well, arent you?

So I thank you for that truth in disclosure. And you've had them both I see. Yet you would settle for less to get what? There is no more of what you look for. Everyone is on a selfish, me,me, agenda. Like Janet Jackson says: "what have you done for me lately". Boy!!, that says volumes.

Tell your self: Self!! who am I kidding here? Oh and about having a complex about dick size(mine)sorry, I just try and be careful with whom I associate with when it comes to sex(your right) on that score. I don't date women who have had them all. Says something about that women that I don't like. Don't you think?

[rssllbll55]

You're a bigger boob than either one of her's. Point taken! LMAO!!!

BTW: F.O.A.D.

So was you mother, and father, I blame them for the night they spended conceiving your retarded ass.

Do yourself a favor, Kill yourself, you are know longer needed on this planet Shit face!!! If you need some help, let me know.

[Orion]

Max...K-Dog...see what it says on his cage? "Caution, stand back, Monkeys are known to spit their own feces through the bars". Let's move on to the Dolphin tank. There's more intelligence there.

[rssllbll55]

practice makes perfect.....which is why nerds are so much better at sex than jocks....it's all we think about besides books.:p

thank you so much for that therapeutic analysis of the proper manner in which to insert your penis in a women vigina. I can tell you're a dreamer. You have a vivid imagination don't you. ahahaha...

Which explains why your not getting laid. Who the fuck do you think you are asshole>?

[madmax]

thank you so much for that therapeutic analysis of the proper manner in which to insert your penis in a women vigina. I can tell you're a dreamer. You have a vivid imagination don't you. ahahaha...

Which explains why your not getting laid. Who the fuck do you think you are asshole>?

What do you expect? Fuckhead here can't even spell vagina. Must be mixing it up with Virginia. LMAO

[rssllbll55]

What do you expect? Fuckhead here can't even spell vagina. Must be mixing it up with Virginia. LMAO

you must have had ass-pre- ration of becoming a school teacher in your early days of human life.

When did you discover that Schools didnt hire child molestors? Must have really broke your heart......Ahhhhhahahah

Did your register? aaaahhhahahahah

[madmax]

you must have had ass-pre- ration of becoming a school teacher in your early days of human life.

When did you discover that Schools didnt hire child molestors? Must have really broke your heart......Ahhhhhahahah

Did your register? aaaahhhahahahah

You're really in 5th grade right? Does your mommy know you're on her computer?

[BabyDoll260]

I am a woman who LOVES a BIG PENIS !!! Me and a couple of my female friends were just having this very conversation the other day...LOL...
What (as women) can we do with a small penis ?? I can only speak for ME and the women that I talk to... I personally prefer large because I like to feel every part of my man & I liked to be "fucked" !! I love & enjoy sex & if it's not good, then why bother ? I want the same enjoyment that the man wants from sex !! I don't enjoy small penises !! The bigger the better !!
No offense to guys that may not be as endowed as someone else... Not to saythat men with smaller penises are not capable of satisfying their woman, it's just MY preference !! I have had sex with men who have smaller penises & the sex was o.k., but could have been better (for me) if their penises were bigger !! So, to all the men out their with BIG PENISES, YOU GOT MY VOTE !! LOL...

[Kenny55]

OK...Who let the monkey boy out of his cage?

You're a bigger boob than either one of her's. Point taken! LMAO!!!

BTW: F.O.A.D.

I'm just going to take a wild guess here and say that either the anger management treatments or the meds didn't work! :p

[kreative_2001]

That was wonderful. I especially like the part about penis size being insignificant. Yet your own words, seem to say,what women wouldn't like a big fat on in them. You are speaking of yourself as well, arent you?

So I thank you for that truth in disclosure. And you've had them both I see. Yet you would settle for less to get what? There is no more of what you look for. Everyone is on a selfish, me,me, agenda. Like Janet Jackson says: "what have you done for me lately". Boy!!, that says volumes.

Tell your self: Self!! who am I kidding here? Oh and about having a complex about dick size(mine)sorry, I just try and be careful with whom I associate with when it comes to sex(your right) on that score. I don't date women who have had them all. Says something about that women that I don't like. Don't you think?

I'm sorry. I've read and re-read this post about nine times this morning already. Perhaps the coffee hasn't kicked in, or maybe it's because it's Friday or a combination of the two... but I could not make out a damn thing.

Please note that I am not trying to be offensive in any way, shape or form here. I have to ask though, do you just randomly pick a word and type it and try to somehow assemble some prehistoric type of sentence structure?
I am being completely serious here. I can't, for the life of me, make any sense whatsoever of your postings. On occasion I can somewhat group together a message of hatred to other members, but using this post as an example... wow!
Is it like a word scramble and we have to try to put together a sentence or two, maybe?
Help me out here man.

[eric_1240]

I'm sorry. I've read and re-read this post about nine times this morning already. Perhaps the coffee hasn't kicked in, or maybe it's because it's Friday or a combination of the two... but I could not make out a damn thing.

Please note that I am not trying to be offensive in any way, shape or form here. I have to ask though, do you just randomly pick a word and type it and try to somehow assemble some prehistoric type of sentence structure?
I am being completely serious here. I can't, for the life of me, make any sense whatsoever of your postings. On occasion I can somewhat group together a message of hatred to other members, but using this post as an example... wow!
Is it like a word scramble and we have to try to put together a sentence or two, maybe?
Help me out here man.



Great point Kreative.... I think what we are seeing here is a pretty low beginning IQ, further damaged by excessive drug use/head trauma. While I don't really mind the occasional recreational evening of drug use, this person has obviously never figured out hen to say when.... I would bet he doesn't have any teeth either...

[Kenny55]

Great point Kreative.... I think what we are seeing here is a pretty low beginning IQ, further damaged by excessive drug use/head trauma. While I don't really mind the occasional recreational evening of drug use, this person has obviously never figured out hen to say when.... I would bet he doesn't have any teeth either...

Maybe he can be the poster boy for a new "Just Say No" campaign??? :p

[LookingforSatisfaction]

thank you so much for that therapeutic analysis of the proper manner in which to insert your penis in a women vigina. I can tell you're a dreamer. You have a vivid imagination don't you. ahahaha...

Which explains why your not getting laid. Who the fuck do you think you are asshole>?

i'm the guy who showed your mom and sister what it's like to have an orgasm last night. one helluva threesome. your girlfriend volunteered to film but i didn't like the look of his adam's apple so i declined. any more questions?:D

[kreative_2001]

i'm the guy who showed your mom and sister what it's like to have an orgasm last night. One helluva threesome. Your girlfriend volunteered to film but i didn't like the look of his adam's apple so i declined. Any more questions?:d

lol!!!

[nvcat13]

i'm the guy who showed your mom and sister what it's like to have an orgasm last night. one helluva threesome. your girlfriend volunteered to film but i didn't like the look of his adam's apple so i declined. any more questions?:D

You just love rattling his cage, don't you? lmao

[livelychati]

You just love rattling his cage, don't you? lmao
LS has always been a troublemaker! :p:p But, with an awesome sense of humour, just like a few other guys here ... well, come to think of it: most guys here!

[DVLS_ADVT]

LS has always been a troublemaker! :p:p But, with an awesome sense of humour, just like a few other guys here ... well, come to think of it: most guys here!well, it sure feels good to know I'm not the only trouble maker around here.;)

[livelychati]

well, it sure feels good to know I'm not the only trouble maker around here.;)Nope, you're in good company!:D

[DVLS_ADVT]

Nope, you're in good company!:DFlattery will get you everywhere honey.;)

[livelychati]

Flattery will get you everywhere honey.;)<in my best Marlene Dietrich voice> But of course, daaaahhhling!

[Laligal]

OK so Ladies have you ever went running from a room because the guy had a big cock??
Guys have you ever had a women run screaming your to big get that away from me??
Besides in dreams.:p:rolleyes:

[DVLS_ADVT]

OK so Ladies have you ever went running from a room because the guy had a big cock??
Guys have you ever had a women run screaming your to big get that away from me??
Besides in dreams.:p:rolleyes:well its nice of you to join us down here missy. And yes I did have a girl tell me "your not putting that thing in me". I came to the conclusion that she was gay.:cool:

[livelychati]

OK so Ladies have you ever went running from a room because the guy had a big cock??
Guys have you ever had a women run screaming your to big get that away from me??
Besides in dreams.:p:rolleyes:Nope! I did, however, have doubts a few times! :p



Way to go Lali, bringing the thread back to its topic and not hijacking it instead! :p

[DVLS_ADVT]

Nope! I did, however, have doubts a few times! :pI told you I'd go easy the first time.:p Besides, once the head is in its all down hill from there.:p

[Laligal]

well its nice of you to join us down here missy. And yes I did have a girl tell me "your not putting that thing in me". I came to the conclusion that she was gay.:cool:I always come back down...:p

Nope! I did, however, have doubts a few times! :p
Nothing like a good challenge ...;)

[livelychati]

I told you I'd go easy the first time.:p Besides, once the head is in its all down hill from there.:pOr, up hill .. depending ...

[DVLS_ADVT]

Or, up hill .. depending ...well you would have more control of how much you would want in you.;)

[livelychati]

well you would have more control of how much you would want in you.;)When it comes to "in me," I love some Irish in me (as long as it's NOT Fitzgerald Fitzpatrick and Fitzpatrick Fitzgerald)! :p:p:p

[DVLS_ADVT]

When it comes to "in me," I love some Irish in me (as long as it's NOT Fitzgerald Fitzpatrick and Fitzpatrick Fitzgerald)! :p:p:pwell your lucky cause I'm only half Irish. So you only get half the "ding-ding".:p

[Laligal]

well your lucky cause I'm only half Irish. So you only get half the "ding-ding".:p
which half.. :rolleyes:

[DVLS_ADVT]

which half.. :rolleyes:my mothers. Maiden name, McDonnell by way of Canada.

[livelychati]

my mothers. Maiden name, McDonnell by way of Canada.
So, you're 1/2 Irish Canuck! Well, that recommends you BIG time! :D:D:D

[DVLS_ADVT]

So, you're 1/2 Irish Canuck! Well, that recommends you BIG time! :D:D:Djust enough to get in those panties huh?:p

[nvcat13]

OK so Ladies have you ever went running from a room because the guy had a big cock??
Guys have you ever had a women run screaming your to big get that away from me??
Besides in dreams.:p:rolleyes:

Nope, never ran screaming... but every time I see a certain one hard I have a hard time believing it fits in me. :eek:

[DVLS_ADVT]

Nope, never ran screaming... but every time I see a certain one hard I have a hard time believing it fits in me. :eek:and you wouldn't believe me when I said it would.

[nvcat13]

and you wouldn't believe me when I said it would.

tsk tsk. Shame on me for doubting you.

[DVLS_ADVT]

tsk tsk. Shame on me for doubting you.its ok. I forgave you.

[LookingforSatisfaction]

You just love rattling his cage, don't you? lmao

yep!:D:D:D:D

[livelychati]

just enough to get in those panties huh?:p
Which panties?????? :eek:

[BabyDoll260]

I am a woman who LOVES a BIG PENIS !!! Me and a couple of my female friends were just having this very conversation the other day...LOL...
What (as women) can we do with a small penis ?? I can only speak for ME and the women that I talk to... I personally prefer large because I like to feel every part of my man & I liked to be "fucked" !! I love & enjoy sex & if it's not good, then why bother ? I want the same enjoyment that the man wants from sex !! I don't enjoy small penises !! The bigger the better !!
No offense to guys that may not be as endowed as someone else... Not to saythat men with smaller penises are not capable of satisfying their woman, it's just MY preference !! I have had sex with men who have smaller penises & the sex was o.k., but could have been better (for me) if their penises were bigger !! So, to all the men out their with BIG PENISES, YOU GOT MY VOTE !! LOL...Black women love BIG penises ! Don't know about white women, or other races.....

[urmodel]

good to know :)

[nvcat13]

its ok. I forgave you.

Lucky for you I'm the show me type. :p

[Nuke1199]

When it comes to "in me," I love some Irish in me (as long as it's NOT Fitzgerald Fitzpatrick and Fitzpatrick Fitzgerald)! :p:p:p

How about a Sean Patrick?

[Bedroom Toy]

I thought I knew everything about pussy...but I learned today that a clit has a "back"...

I guess I've been neglecting a part of the female anatomy all these years and didn't even know it.

I feel short-changed...well, actually, I guess my partners were short-changed! LOL!!!

:D

[Bedroom Toy]

I am a woman who LOVES a BIG PENIS !!! Me and a couple of my female friends were just having this very conversation the other day...LOL...
What (as women) can we do with a small penis ?? I can only speak for ME and the women that I talk to... I personally prefer large because I like to feel every part of my man & I liked to be "fucked" !! I love & enjoy sex & if it's not good, then why bother ? I want the same enjoyment that the man wants from sex !! I don't enjoy small penises !! The bigger the better !!
No offense to guys that may not be as endowed as someone else... Not to saythat men with smaller penises are not capable of satisfying their woman, it's just MY preference !! I have had sex with men who have smaller penises & the sex was o.k., but could have been better (for me) if their penises were bigger !! So, to all the men out their with BIG PENISES, YOU GOT MY VOTE !! LOL...Black women love BIG penises ! Don't know about white women, or other races.....

What's small? A guy with a 2 inch dick would gladly trade his left nut for my 7 incher!!

So, it's all relative...

There's always a bigger cock...and there's always a bigger pair of tits...a bigger clit (which I happen to like but have not yet seen...lol!) and a nicer tighter pear-shaped ass too...so whatchoo say about that, foo?

I say -- if you really love your man, then you accept him for whatever size he is. Would you turn a guy down if you liked everything else about him...got in the sack with him and saw he had a 1 inch cocklet? If so...what does that say about you?

I don't judge women based on the size of their tits. I'd take a near flat chested woman to bed and probably fuck her brains out with my comparatively short inferior 7" cock* (compared to a 10 incher -- for example, I am a "shorty" -- right?) if I liked all her other features...


LOL!!!!
So, whatchoosay about dat?

*which at least stays HARD -- unlike a lot of those 9 and 10 inch "floppys". LOL!!!

[Kenny55]

What's small? A guy with a 2 inch dick would gladly trade his left nut for my 7 incher!!

So, it's all relative...

There's always a bigger cock...and there's always a bigger pair of tits...a bigger clit (which I happen to like but have not yet seen...lol!) and a nicer tighter pear-shaped ass too...so whatchoo say about that, foo?

I say -- if you really love your man, then you accept him for whatever size he is. Would you turn a guy down if you liked everything else about him...got in the sack with him and saw he had a 1 inch cocklet? If so...what does that say about you?

I don't judge women based on the size of their tits. I'd take a near flat chested woman to bed and probably fuck her brains out with my comparatively short inferior 7" cock* (compared to a 10 incher -- for example, I am a "shorty" -- right?) if I liked all her other features...


LOL!!!!
So, whatchoosay about dat?

*which at least stays HARD -- unlike a lot of those 9 and 10 inch "floppys". LOL!!!

Acceptance is the key theme regardless of which body part! Great job, BT! Couldn't have been written any better than that! Oh, and the "floppys" comment - priceless!!! LMAO!!! :p

[Bedroom Toy]

Acceptance is the key theme regardless of which body part! Great job, BT! Couldn't have been written any better than that! Oh, and the "floppys" comment - priceless!!! LMAO!!! :p


Thanks Kenny! :D

[Kenny55]

Thanks Kenny! :D

You're welcome, man! Great posts that stop and make you think or prove a point should always be recognized and praised!!! Keep up the good work!!! :D

[Bedroom Toy]

I'll try to keep doing my part for "intellectual eroticism"...LOL!!!

Most people just ignore me though...so, thanks for not making me feel invisible.

HAHAHHAHA!!!

[Kenny55]

I'll try to keep doing my part for "intellectual eroticism"...LOL!!!

Most people just ignore me though...so, thanks for not making me feel invisible.

HAHAHHAHA!!!

Know what you mean about feeling invisible. When you're not one of the veterans (except for Lali), it's hard to break in and be accepted! Maybe the rest just aren't "stimulated" by "intellectual eroticism"....LOLOL

Anyway, never fear - I'll always give you your props when earned! :D

[Laligal]

OH thanks.. I try to be kind to most...

[Kenny55]

OH thanks.. I try to be kind to most...

You're one of the kindest, friendliest, caring, open-minded, and accepting BP "friends" I've met. That's why I love and respect ya, sweetie! :D And I'm sure there are plenty of others who think the same!

[DJ Prophetic]

You're one of the kindest, friendliest, caring, open-minded, and accepting BP "friends" I've met. That's why I love and respect ya, sweetie! :D And I'm sure there are plenty of others who think the same!

Psh... everyone here already knows the REAL truth about Lali. :rolleyes:

[Chocalate darling]

Know what you mean about feeling invisible. When you're not one of the veterans (except for Lali), it's hard to break in and be accepted! Maybe the rest just aren't "stimulated" by "intellectual eroticism"....LOLOL

Anyway, never fear - I'll always give you your props when earned! :D

HEY!!!! that hurt my feelings:(:D

I like All types of stimulation:p

[Laligal]

HEY!!!! that hurt my feelings:(:D

I like All types of stimulation:pYou are special to me sweetie.. xoxo;)
No I don't mean just sexually either.

[Chocalate darling]

;)You are special to me sweetie.. xoxo;)
No I don't mean just sexually either.

;);) Hi babe....I had a very eventful day, nothing can destroy my good mood:p

but, you just made it a lil better;):p

*very tight* xoxoxoxox

[Laligal]

;)

;);) Hi babe....I had a very eventful day, nothing can destroy my good mood:p

but, you just made it a lil better;):p

*very tight* xoxoxoxoxGlad you had a good day you deserve one.. ;)

[DJ Prophetic]

Everyone deserves a good day!

[Laligal]

Everyone deserves a good day!Some more then others...;)

[DJ Prophetic]

Some more then others...;)

Thats true... Hitler doesn't really deserve a good day today.

And Ravens fans. :cool:

[Laligal]

Thats true... Hitler doesn't really deserve a good day today.

And Ravens fans. :cool:
Football .... All my forums are talking football.....:cool:

[DJ Prophetic]

Football .... All my forums are talking football.....:cool:

Well, I am a warm blooded American male... soooo can you forgive me today? :)

[Laligal]

Well, I am a warm blooded American male... soooo can you forgive me today? :)
Yes... still love ya babe.. xoxo

[DJ Prophetic]

Yes... still love ya babe.. xoxo

woo hoo! :D:D:D:D

[livelychati]

Football .... All my forums are talking football.....:cool:
Hey Lalichica, even I got the football fever, and I NEVER cared for it!!! That's what happens when your local team wins ... and wins ... and wins some more!:D:D

[Laligal]

Hey Lalichica, even I got the football fever, and I NEVER cared for it!!! That's what happens when your local team wins ... and wins ... and wins some more!:D:DDamn they got to you to..:p

[livelychati]

Damn they got to you to..:p
<innocent face> Such is life ... :D:D:D

[Kenny55]

Psh... everyone here already knows the REAL truth about Lali. :rolleyes:

Different experiences = different truths! I'm choosing the ones that matter to me, my friend! :D

HEY!!!! that hurt my feelings:(:D

I like All types of stimulation:p

Choc - I apologize! Didn't mean to leave you out and hurt your feelings. You've supported me here several times and for that you deserve props, too! Hope you continue to be stimulated! :D

[joop]

I all ways heard its not hoe big but how its used

[Kenny55]

I all ways heard its not hoe big but how its used

For God's sake, let's hope there's some truth to that! :p

[DJ Prophetic]

I all ways heard its not hoe big but how its used

They also thought that the world was flat for thousands of years...

[Kenny55]

They also thought that the world was flat for thousands of years...

Oh Geez - the sky IS falling, then! :eek:

[k89]

I all ways heard its not hoe big but how its used

what!?

size definitely matters. If a guy's too big, I'm not havin it. been there done that & let me tell you, it's no joke.

I'm definitely afraid of big dicks :p

[Kenny55]

what!?

size definitely matters. If a guy's too big, I'm not havin it. been there done that & let me tell you, it's no joke.

I'm definitely afraid of big dicks :p

So there is hope out there? :p

[LookingforSatisfaction]

They also thought that the world was flat for thousands of years...

hahahaha!!!!!

[morningwood]

This gal has an opinion http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kCV7gKDcFJQ&feature=PlayList&p=ACB1CE89747FF790&playnext=1&index=4

[GusMcCrae]

So there is hope out there? :p

LMAO. :D

I've heard women complain of well endowed men, though not many. One said it was too painful. Another (a former college cheerleader) complained that she liked her men really hard and that it was hard for long guys to get as hard as she liked (on account that it takes more blood to fill up the pecker).

However, I've heard many more say that as long as a guy knows how to work their willy then they are satisfied.

Then again, I'm not exactly an expert on the subject. I like the kitty. :cool:

[Kenny55]

LMAO. :D

I've heard women complain of well endowed men, though not many. One said it was too painful. Another (a former college cheerleader) complained that she liked her men really hard and that it was hard for long guys to get as hard as she liked (on account that it takes more blood to fill up the pecker).

However, I've heard many more say that as long as a guy knows how to work their willy then they are satisfied.

Then again, I'm not exactly an expert on the subject. I like the kitty. :cool:

And who said I don't? I like all animals!!! :p Don't judge me because of the neighborhood I mostly live in, please! I believe in equal opportunity! :D As for being an expert, seems like experience has given you some relevant info on the subject!

[cloe]

Never had a truly "Large Endowed" fuck. I've had many men, but they've all been average in size. I think most are, but then again maybe I've just had bad luck when getting lucky.

[GusMcCrae]

And who said I don't? I like all animals!!! :p Don't judge me because of the neighborhood I mostly live in, please! I believe in equal opportunity! :D As for being an expert, seems like experience has given you some relevant info on the subject!

I've never had any complaints...but I've never had anyone say, "Whoa, that's too big for me." :D

Guess I'm somewhere in the middle. Not too big. Not too small. Just right.

[GusMcCrae]

Never had a truly "Large Endowed" fuck. I've had many men, but they've all been average in size. I think most are, but then again maybe I've just had bad luck when getting lucky.

And I can speak for all the men you've been with when I say they've had good luck when getting lucky. Damn good luck. :cool:

[cloe]

And I can speak for all the men you've been with when I say they've had good luck when getting lucky. Damn good luck. :cool:

Niiice! But only a rare few have had me with chocolate. ;)

[GusMcCrae]

Niiice! But only a rare few have had me with chocolate. ;)

Well, we'll call them the very lucky men.

[cloe]

Well, we'll call them the very lucky men.

I think the really lucky ones are those that I've put chocolate on and then sucked them off. Mmmm getting lustfully hungry.

[GusMcCrae]

I think the really lucky ones are those that I've put chocolate on and then sucked them off. Mmmm getting lustfully hungry.

Holy cow. I'm getting dizzy just thinking about it. Lucky bastards. :rolleyes:

[Kenny55]

I've never had any complaints...but I've never had anyone say, "Whoa, that's too big for me." :D

Guess I'm somewhere in the middle. Not too big. Not too small. Just right.

Daaammmnnn - you must be the lucky bastard tapping Goldilocks! :p:p:p

[GusMcCrae]

Daaammmnnn - you must be the lucky bastard tapping Goldilocks! :p:p:p

She's pretty hot...and man is she a screamer. However, I never want to get busy in front of three pissed off bears again. I was cutting it a little close. ;)

[Kenny55]

She's pretty hot...and man is she a screamer. However, I never want to get busy in front of three pissed off bears again. I was cutting it a little close. ;)

LMAO!!! Momma Bear wasn't pissed, just jealous!!! :p

[azjozo13]

daaammmnnn - you must be the lucky bastard tapping goldilocks! :p:p:p

lmao!!!!!

[cloe]

Goldilocks here...

I would love to be tapped on a bear-skin rug. :D

A living one would be a challenge though. Here's to trying. :eek:

[GusMcCrae]

LMAO!!! Momma Bear wasn't pissed, just jealous!!! :p

Yeah, no way can papa bear give a good pokin' like me. ;)

[Kenny55]

I think the really lucky ones are those that I've put chocolate on and then sucked them off. Mmmm getting lustfully hungry.

I got a sugar rush just reading this!!! ;) LOLOL

Goldilocks here...

I would love to be tapped on a bear-skin rug. :D

A living one would be a challenge though. Here's to trying. :eek:

I can just picture Gus trying to make this happen as I type......:p

[GusMcCrae]

Goldilocks here...

I would love to be tapped on a bear-skin rug. :D

A living one would be a challenge though. Here's to trying. :eek:

Holy smokes. Imagining your bare ass on a bear-skin rug makes me want to ravage the hell outta you. :cool:

[Kenny55]

Yeah, no way can papa bear give a good pokin' like me. ;)

LMAO!!! That's the word in the forest.......:p

[GusMcCrae]

I got a sugar rush just reading this!!! ;) LOLOL



I can just picture Gus trying to make this happen as I type......:p

Ah hell, I probably wouldn't get my pants off in time. It would be one hell of a jizz though. :)

[Kenny55]

Ah hell, I probably wouldn't get my pants off in time. It would be one hell of a jizz though. :)

LMAO again!!! Geez, then you'd probably have Smokey the Bear wantin' ya to help put out forest fires! :p

[Chocalate darling]

:rolleyes:LMAO again!!! Geez, then you'd probably have Smokey the Bear wantin' ya to help put out forest fires! :p

That's gonna take a lot of jizz:rolleyes::p

[Kenny55]

:rolleyes:

That's gonna take a lot of jizz:rolleyes::p

I have faith in Gus! :D

[cloe]

I have faith in Gus! :D

Part of me wants to take his word on that Jizz. Sounds like it would make a great porn flick.

The other part of me wants a good bear-skin rug experience. Being greedy like I am. I think I want the one that is too big, too small, and just right.

Three somehow sounds better than one. :eek: :D

[Chocalate darling]

Part of me wants to take his word on that Jizz. Sounds like it would make a great porn flick.

The other part of me wants a good bear-skin rug experience. Being greedy like I am. I think I want the one that is too big, too small, and just right.

Three somehow sounds better than one. :eek: :D

Three is always better than one......whoever said three is a crowd LIED!:rolleyes::p:D

[azjozo13]

Three is always better than one......whoever said three is a crowd LIED!:rolleyes::p:D

Now what if you just had one three times???? :D

[Chocalate darling]

Now what if you just had one three times???? :D

Hell, that works too:rolleyes::p

[cloe]

Now what if you just had one three times???? :D

Can you make it different sizes too. :eek: :D

[azjozo13]

Can you make it different sizes too. :eek: :D

Sorry, size remains constant but volume changes!!!! ;)

[Chocalate darling]

[QUOTE=cloe;569158]Can you make it different sizes too. :eek: :D[/QUOTE

Go ahead Azjo answer the lady:D

[azjozo13]

[QUOTE=cloe;569158]Can you make it different sizes too. :eek: :D[/QUOTE

Go ahead Azjo answer the lady:D

Appreciate the help sweet lady!!!!

[cloe]

[QUOTE=cloe;569158]Can you make it different sizes too. :eek: :D[/QUOTE

Go ahead Azjo answer the lady:D

At the very least, he could show us. ;)

[Chocalate darling]

[QUOTE=Chocalate darling;569161]

Appreciate the help sweet lady!!!!

I wanted to know myself:o:D

[azjozo13]

[QUOTE=Chocalate darling;569161]

At the very least, he could show us. ;)

Well, I'm kinda shy!!!!! :eek: Go ahead ask around, I'm sure everyone thinks the same!!! ;)

[Chocalate darling]

[QUOTE=Chocalate darling;569161]

At the very least, he could show us. ;)

:rolleyes:

[Chocalate darling]

[QUOTE=cloe;569164]

Well, I'm kinda shy!!!!! :eek: Go ahead ask around, I'm sure everyone thinks the same!!! ;)

NOT!!!!!!!

[azjozo13]

[QUOTE=azjozo13;569163]

I wanted to know myself:o:D

For you darlin, only a private demonstration will suffice!!!! ;)

[cloe]

[QUOTE=azjozo13;569169]

NOT!!!!!!!

And that said it all. :rolleyes:

I still want the show. :D

[Chocalate darling]

[QUOTE=Chocalate darling;569166]

For you darlin, only a private demonstration will suffice!!!! ;)

;) That I can live with;):p

[Chocalate darling]

[QUOTE=Chocalate darling;569172]

And that said it all. :rolleyes:

I still want the show. :D

I hear it is oh, so yummy.....looking:rolleyes::rolleyes::p

[azjozo13]

[QUOTE=Chocalate darling;569172]

And that said it all. :rolleyes:

I still want the show. :D

What, are you lookin to play, show me yours and I'll show you mine? :confused::D

[cloe]

[QUOTE=cloe;569174]

What, are you lookin to play, show me yours and I'll show you mine? :confused::D

If this will help you to stop being shy, well then, show me yours, and you can fill mine. :D

[azjozo13]

[QUOTE=cloe;569174]

I hear it is oh, so yummy.....looking:rolleyes::rolleyes::p

You hear???? Damn, been with me my whole life and I never realized it could talk????? WTF!!!!!!!

[Chocalate darling]

[QUOTE=cloe;569174]

What, are you lookin to play, show me yours and I'll show you mine? :confused::D

That is my favorite game:D well, after let me feel yours and you can feel mine:p

[azjozo13]

[QUOTE=azjozo13;569177]

If this will help you to stop being shy, well then, show me yours, and you can fill mine. :D

Now that is a tempting offer!!!!!! Plus I realize you are just trying to help me get out of this shell I've been living in! :D

[azjozo13]

[QUOTE=azjozo13;569177]

That is my favorite game:D well, after let me feel yours and you can feel mine:p

Ohhhhh!!!!!! New game, new game!!!!!! When can we start???? :p

[Chocalate darling]

[QUOTE=Chocalate darling;569181]

Ohhhhh!!!!!! New game, new game!!!!!! When can we start???? :p

After I feel.............:p:D
and there will be no time outs:D

[Chocalate darling]

the quotes and posts are doing something strange...........

[azjozo13]

[QUOTE=azjozo13;569184]

After I feel.............:p:D
and there will be no time outs:D

Oh no times outs for me needed, now you on the other hand...... forget it, I'll just keep a bottled water handy for ya!!!!!

[Chocalate darling]

[QUOTE=Chocalate darling;569185]

Oh no times outs for me needed, now you on the other hand...... forget it, I'll just keep a bottled water handy for ya!!!!!

:o:o:o