How often do you masturbate?

[sexfan1]

Just a general question, how many times a day/week do you ladies masturbate?? i can rake up to 10 times a week sometimes, and i have a healthy sex life too :eek: is there anything wrong with masturabting so much i wonder?? and how about the men, now i think about it, i wonder how many times you guys do it??

[sux2bu]

Just a general question, how many times a day/week do you ladies masturbate?? i can rake up to 10 times a week sometimes, and i have a healthy sex life too :eek: is there anything wrong with masturabting so much i wonder?? and how about the men, now i think about it, i wonder how many times you guys do it??
I can keep pace with that and then some and am so tempted to say who needs a boyfriend when you have a jacuzzi? They never let you down..never disappoint you..and bonus you don't need to check into a hotel as Mrs Jacuzzi or Mrs Jet..just sit there and let it gush and go with the flow

[sexfan1]

I can keep pace with that and then some and am so tempted to say who needs a boyfriend when you have a jacuzzi? They never let you down..never disappoint you..and bonus you don't need to check into a hotel as Mrs Jacuzzi or Mrs Jet..just sit there and let it gush and go with the flow
mmm yes very nice. sadly i have to use the water running out of my bath taps :D legs up, under the water and whoosh ;) :p

[lyndie]

Just a general question, how many times a day/week do you ladies masturbate?? i can rake up to 10 times a week sometimes, and i have a healthy sex life too :eek: is there anything wrong with masturabting so much i wonder?? and how about the men, now i think about it, i wonder how many times you guys do it??
I masturbate every day even when I'm having sex with someone I masturbate while I'm having sex with them.

[sexfan1]

I masturbate every day even when I'm having sex with someone I masturbate while I'm having sex with them.
glad i'm not the only one then :D

[PhoneWhore Karen]

Hmm... I just finished playing with my pussy about 15 minutes ago.

[alwayshard]

hello Karen...with the work you do dont u play with your pussy alot anyway

[Mudman2001]

hmm...never counted...probly about 3 or 4 times a day so I don't hurt myself. It sucks beings 23 with nobody to fuck.

[PhoneWhore Karen]

hello Karen...with the work you do dont u play with your pussy alot anyway

It depends on the call.

[PerpetualFlux]

I have sex regularly, and masturbate about 3 times a day (I'm also a guy). I don't think you could ever do the deed too much. At least I really hope not.

[Cally]

i thought i masturbated a lot, but you guys smoke me! i usually go about once or twice a day, but depending on my mood, i could go 5 or 6 times in a day.

[Mom]

Just a general question, how many times a day/week do you ladies masturbate??

as many times as necessary

[Keiehart]

an average for a week? about 2-3 times a day...but thats an average....some days nothing, some days nothing but.
Good news for guys, masturbation can help prevent prostate cancer! (http://www.newscientist.com/article.ns?id=dn3942) So stay healthy! :D

[dlinecoach4u]

an average for a week? about 2-3 times a day...but thats an average....some days nothing, some days nothing but.
Good news for guys, masturbation can help prevent prostate cancer! (http://www.newscientist.com/article.ns?id=dn3942) So stay healthy! :D

Im at least twice a day...

[Rick96]

i thought i masturbated a lot, but you guys smoke me! i usually go about once or twice a day, but depending on my mood, i could go 5 or 6 times in a day.

WOW!!!! shocking high number. you don't have to do this by yourself. ;)

[Cally]

ROFL!

yes i do! my boyfriend lives in another country. and he's big..... but he's not THAT big! lol

[dlinecoach4u]

ROFL!

yes i do! my boyfriend lives in another country. and he's big..... but he's not THAT big! lol

big in what way Cally? Im 6'5

[Cally]

big enough to span an ocean lol

[Smooth]

2-3 times a day, on a good day ;)

[WildeSpirit]

usually several times a day. there's this guy who talks to me online a lot while I'm playing. he's given me some really intense O's. ;)

[FIREPHD/PA]

how could you define intense....

I work too much to beat off... otherwise id being goin 2-3 a day.....

[WildeSpirit]

how could you define intense....

I work too much to beat off... otherwise id being goin 2-3 a day.....

intense: mind blowing, whole body trembling, screaming orgasms. get the picture? ;)

[FIREPHD/PA]

now I do.... hmmmmmm....Thanks for the clarification...:D

[WildeSpirit]

now I do.... hmmmmmm....Thanks for the clarification...:D
anytime ;)

[johnnybegood]

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

How many masturbate solo?

How many masturbate as a part of phone/Cyber sex with a partner or multiple partners simultaneously?

How many masturbate with or for your lovers while they watch?

Which do you prefer?

Why?

:cool: :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool:

[muffdiver13]

intense: mind blowing, whole body trembling, screaming orgasms. get the picture? ;)
And thanks for the image!!!!!!!!!!! :D

[muffdiver13]

as many times as necessary
Damn Mom, you make it sound like a chore! Necessary for what?

BTW, about once a day, sometimes more.

[WildeSpirit]

And thanks for the image!!!!!!!!!!! :D
:D ;)

[dlinecoach4u]

:D ;)

looking around..can i do it no? heheh

[alfadawg01]

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

How many masturbate solo?

How many masturbate as a part of phone/Cyber sex with a partner or multiple partners simultaneously?

How many masturbate with or for your lovers while they watch?

Which do you prefer?

Why?

:cool: :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool:
Always have by myself, except for a very few phone sessions. I'd love to try it with a lady sometime....any local volunteers?

[haz123]

Just a general question, how many times a day/week do you ladies masturbate?? i can rake up to 10 times a week sometimes, and i have a healthy sex life too :eek: is there anything wrong with masturabting so much i wonder?? and how about the men, now i think about it, i wonder how many times you guys do it??

All guys do it ! ! if im horny and my good lady is not around then... wey hey! ! and at work also... when you need to do it... just do it, nothing wrong in it whatsoever ! :D

[N2IT]

is jacking sex

[dude]

no, it's stealing a car while the owner is in it.

[johnnybegood]

is jacking sex


Well, what would you call it?? :confused:

[johnnybegood]

no, it's stealing a car while the owner is in it.

ROTFLMAO!!!

Good one :D

Wow, its early too has the anesthetic worn off already??? :cool:

[Mom]

Damn Mom, you make it sound like a chore! Necessary for what?

BTW, about once a day, sometimes more.


Not a chore at all love. I do it when I want it and there is no other option.

[STUDMAN]

as many times as necessary

Necessary can be very often, right? I LIKE!
STUDMAN
BIGGER & BETTER IN TEXAS

[Mom]

Like this morning in the shower - alone and brain got away from me and well....

[alfadawg01]

Like this morning in the shower - alone and brain got away from me and well....
mmmmm.....very erotic thought, mom....I enjoy it in the shower, too.

[bad boy 1]

once a day if i get the chance

[STUDMAN]

Like this morning in the shower - alone and brain got away from me and well....

Well....don't stop now. :D

[Mom]

Well....don't stop now. :D
Well I am still alone and i really prefer not to fly solo.

[STUDMAN]

Well I am still alone and i really prefer not to fly solo.

here's my boarding pass....STUDMAN, getting on board....

[Mom]

here's my boarding pass....STUDMAN, getting on board....
But can you fly?

[STUDMAN]

But can you fly?

It's your head that's going to be in the clouds. :D

[Mom]

It's your head that's going to be in the clouds. :D
I will look for a flagpole as a landmark.

[STUDMAN]

I will look for a flagpole as a landmark.

Cool. Something you recognize.

[Mom]

Cool. Something you recognize.
Get your ass over here

[dlinecoach4u]

Get your ass over here

watches intently

[Mom]

watches intently
Shut your eyes. You are not supposed to peak at Mom

[dlinecoach4u]

Shut your eyes. You are not supposed to peak at Mom

hehehhe...couldnt help that one

[STUDMAN]

Get your ass over here

Daddy's home....

[Mom]

got my apron on

[WildeSpirit]

looking around..can i do it no? heheh
what was it you wanted to do? :p

[dlinecoach4u]

what was it you wanted to do? :p

take a wild guess...

[WildeSpirit]

take a wild guess...
hhhmmmm tell me ;)

[dlinecoach4u]

hhhmmmm tell me ;)

why dont you come over here and experience it for yourself!

[WildeSpirit]

might take me a little while to get there

[dlinecoach4u]

might take me a little while to get there

time is on my side

[dlinecoach4u]

are you coming I assume?

[BIG"TEX"]

Well Along Time Ago I Decided To Put A Penny In A Jar Every Time I "waxed The Bishop" In Hope That Some Day I Could Buy A Car.....

[Mom]

Well Along Time Ago I Decided To Put A Penny In A Jar Every Time I "waxed The Bishop" In Hope That Some Day I Could Buy A Car.....
So how many cars have you bought

[dlinecoach4u]

So how many cars have you bought

i knew that one was coming....

[Mom]

i knew that one was coming....
Are you following me around. Everywhere I go, you are there next and infact there is a large shadow falling across my shoulder. :)

[STUDMAN]

Hey

[sux2bu]

how many of you like to masturbate for your girl and blow a load up against their clit? I think it's pretty erotic to watch and play ;)

[STUDMAN]

:D :D :D how many of you like to masturbate for your girl and blow a load up against their clit? I think it's pretty erotic to watch and play ;)

[sexfan1]

how many of you like to masturbate for your girl and blow a load up against their clit? I think it's pretty erotic to watch and play ;)
mmmm sounds nice sux :D my husband is great at fucking, but just NOT "enough" clit play :o imagine rubbing my clit once your load is all on my pussy....mmm nice ;)

[mike_st_louis]

how many of you like to masturbate for your girl and blow a load up against their clit? I think it's pretty erotic to watch and play ;)

I love to rub the tip of my cock against a lady's clit. I usually don't cum by doing that -- it makes me so horny that I end up sticking my dick all the way in and fucking her.

[sexfan1]

add another to my masturabation list, i am off to do the deed again. i girl has to do what a girl has to do :eek: :o catch you all later ;)

[sexfan1]

I love to rub the tip of my cock against a lady's clit. I usually don't cum by doing that -- it makes me so horny that I end up sticking my dick all the way in and fucking her.
mmmmm nice :p

[silverslide]

mmmm sounds nice sux :D my husband is great at fucking, but just NOT "enough" clit play :o imagine rubbing my clit once your load is all on my pussy....mmm nice ;)

I like rubbing my cock on my partner's wet pussy. It makes both us really horny. As for how much I masturbate I actually don't really do it except maybe once per 2 weeks or so... Ya I know i'm unusual :confused: o well no shame in that :cool:

[mike_st_louis]

Just a general question, how many times a day/week do you ladies masturbate?? i can rake up to 10 times a week sometimes, and i have a healthy sex life too :eek: is there anything wrong with masturabting so much i wonder?? and how about the men, now i think about it, i wonder how many times you guys do it??

Sometimes when I'm really horny, I can masturbate 2 or 3 times a day. However, I usually don't masturbate much. I'd prefer to save it up. Sometimes I go for a whole week without masturbating, and then when I do have sex or have an orgasm it is incredibly intense (and messy). I love having a lady watch me masturbate, especially if she's really into it.

[sexfan1]

Sometimes when I'm really horny, I can masturbate 2 or 3 times a day. However, I usually don't masturbate much. I'd prefer to save it up. Sometimes I go for a whole week without masturbating, and then when I do have sex or have an orgasm it is incredibly intense (and messy). I love having a lady watch me masturbate, especially if she's really into it.
do you like watching your lady masturbate too??

[Man_Awy]

hey ppl its my 1st time here , and 1st post :D , well i mastrubate like hell lol , more than 3 times daily , everytime try stop it , i can't , sound addicted to it :( , i not have woman so maybe thats y am cum much lol ,

[sexfan1]

hey ppl its my 1st time here , and 1st post :D , well i mastrubate like hell lol , more than 3 times daily , everytime try stop it , i can't , sound addicted to it :( , i not have woman so maybe thats y am cum much lol ,
do you mean you are a virgin? and welcome to the forum, i think you should enjoy yourself lots :)

[Man_Awy]

kinda virgin but really want have sex but can't find lol , douno where the women r girls went

[HaydenX]

The way I see masturbation, it is excercise that one enjoys; it is a great stress reliever, as well as a way to ease those cravings. It's a bit like chewing nicotine gum. It helps to ease the cravings, but in the end, you want the real thing. :D

[dallaskathleen]

I love to rub the tip of my cock against a lady's clit. I usually don't cum by doing that -- it makes me so horny that I end up sticking my dick all the way in and fucking her.
my favorite way to masturbate

[dubltrubl]

my favorite way to masturbate
I'll second that DK,,,, :D

[sux2bu]

my favorite way to masturbate
what a way to go

[krissie]

Masterbation is by definition an act performed on your-self. however I like giveing my male friends a "hand" during this excersize, It makes most mens legs quiver while standing in the shower,.. oops I thought I was getting coco butter conditioner in my hair. I guess this act would be more of a jack-off as I had a hand on it as well.
Masterbastion is a good thing .

[tnj]

nice krissie

[stan24]

I would say I masturbate at least 7 times a week...... and I get laid at least 3 times a week or more..... Depends on the wife mood. :mad:

[dallaskathleen]

although a tasty reply websters defines as to manipulate ones own genitals or thoughs of another . i'm stickin' w/ my fave now that i know i'm not doin' it wrong!

[dallaskathleen]

answer to the original quetion:AT LEAST every day. i doubt that is uncommon 4 this forum

[tnj]

right now

[dallaskathleen]

right now
can i watch? ilove to watch

[tnj]

sure

[muffdiver13]

can i watch? ilove to watch
NOW YOU TELL ME!!!!!! :D

[mike_st_louis]

do you like watching your lady masturbate too??

Yes, I love to watch a lady masturbate. Some, though, are shy about doing it in front of you.

[Mom]

Some, though, are shy about doing it in front of you.
Yea, this has always been strictly private for me - may change that soon though

[muffdiver13]

Yea, this has always been strictly private for me - may change that soon though
WOOHOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh wait, that wasn't meant for me! :o :D

[Mom]

WOOHOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh wait, that wasn't meant for me! :o :D
cold shower time already Muff.

[muffdiver13]

cold shower time already Muff.
Yep, talked to her on the way in, so............

[Mom]

I will loan her my red apron.

[muffdiver13]

I will loan her my red apron.
She doesn't need it, and I won't wear one! ;)

[Mom]

I bet you would be cute in one.

[muffdiver13]

I bet you would be cute in one.
Only one way you'll ever find out.

[Mom]

tell you what - on the weekend I am in denver, bring your kids and yourslef to whichever son's I am at - we will barbeque and I will put an apron on you,

[muffdiver13]

Ahhh, I suspected as much! I may take you up on that.....okay so there are 2 ways you can find out. ;)

[Mom]

Ahhh, I suspected as much! I may take you up on that.....okay so there are 2 ways you can find out. ;)
My way or the highway

[muffdiver13]

Oh, I figured as much.

[Mom]

but since I've found some new techniques (from this site mastechnique.************* (http://mastechnique.*************/)), I masturbate 3-4 time a week and enjoy it much better.
Honey, are you trying to sell that thing that poor guy is using to get off in? The guys here don't need a jelly jar to help them get off. And if you had to read the instructions on how to jack off - you are in a bad way.

[muffdiver13]

but since I've found some new techniques (from this site mastechnique.************* (http://mastechnique.*************/)), I masturbate 3-4 time a week and enjoy it much better.
SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM.........

[Mom]

But Muff, I worry that really did need those directions in order to be able to get off.

[muffdiver13]

But Muff, I worry that really did need those directions in order to be able to get off.
"Step 1: Make fist. Step 2: insert penis into fist. Step 3: slide fist up and down penis. Step 4: repeat Step 3 until something happens."

[Mom]

"Step 1: Make fist. Step 2: insert penis into fist. Step 3: slide fist up and down penis. Step 4: repeat Step 3 until something happens."
and instead of using a vaccume on your pussy I can tell the girls

Step 1 - grasp head of clit between the thumb and forefinger
Step 2 - rub between thumb and forefinger

repeat step 2 as often as necessary until desired results are reached. In addition, objects such as dildos, vibrators, penis, tongues and other fingers may be inserted into vabina and/or anus to reach desired results

[muffdiver13]

I..................no, I won't say it!

[Mom]

Darling, I’m not trying to sell anything, seems like my message triggered some allergic reaction, I’m only recommending of a site which I’ve discovered, but since it bother you so much (judging by your sarcastic remarks), I’ll ask to delete it.
No darling, it really didn't bother me as much as make me laugh. And you are new here so I will tell you that if my lips are moving, either set, I am probably being sarcastic.

[muffdiver13]

Darling, I’m not trying to sell anything, seems like my message triggered some allergic reaction, I’m only recommending of a site which I’ve discovered, but since it bother you so much (judging by your sarcastic remarks), I’ll ask to delete it.
Links to site that have ads are drawing fire very quickly these days. Too many SPAMMERS have caused the admins to pull pics. We lost some very great pics this way and we are still pissed!

[cowboyinachair]

yeah lost pics make cowboy grumpy

[Mom]

Honey, are you trying to sell that thing that poor guy is using to get off in? The guys here don't need a jelly jar to help them get off. And if you had to read the instructions on how to jack off - you are in a bad way.
And please note that I did start my sentence with "Honey". All women from the south are taught that you can say anything and if you preface it with "Honey" it is acceptable - shows you have love in your heart.

[muffdiver13]

OMG...
I'm sorry you think so :confused:
There was no intention of spaming, a spammer won't bury a link inside a thread, so it will be difficult to find. He would never stay around and replay.
Maybe the fact that I'm a newbie and this was my first message gave you this wrong impression. Sorry.Actually, Yes they would. They post pics in series of about 8-12. The ads start at about 4-8 or so. They rope you in with the first few then you have to fight throught he friggin SPAM!

[cowboyinachair]

Actually, Yes they would. They post pics in series of about 8-12. The ads start at about 4-8 or so. They rope you in with the first few then you have to fight throught he friggin SPAM!
yeah damn it

[muffdiver13]

Well, I want to answer that if my lips are moving, I'm probably muff diving, but this will make muffdiver13 even angrier for taking his job ;) I'm already on his black list.
Nah, jsut making sure you understand why the flaming went on. I don't dive on here any more. My diving is only for one person and she ain't on this forum!

[muffdiver13]

Stick around, they usually show up later in the evening. When you see one you'll understand what we mean!

[cowboyinachair]

5 threads of crap

[muffdiver13]

See ya. Drop in and welcome!

[PhoneWhore Karen]

Hmm... funny thread.

[cowboyinachair]

Hmm... funny thread.
join right in

[muffdiver13]

Hey Karen. I see you're still Bad!

[PhoneWhore Karen]

Hey Karen. I see you're still Bad!

I'm even more bad now than I was last week!

[cowboyinachair]

i dont think u can be that bad an be so good in the breath

[Mom]

Well, I want to answer that if my lips are moving, I'm probably muff diving, but this will make muffdiver13 even angrier for taking his job ;) I'm already on his black list.
Muff is not my designated diver, only a friend, although I do have one of those.

[muffdiver13]

Muff is not my designated diver, only a friend, although I do have one of those.
I'm Mom's enforcer.

[Mercury_Maniac]

ok Muff teach me how to masturbate


I'm suppose to learn from you

[WildeSpirit]

pulling up a chair to watch

[mike_st_louis]

Yea, this has always been strictly private for me - may change that soon though

I'll show you mine if you show me yours.

[Mercury_Maniac]

pulling up a chair to watch



ok better idea.


Muff, teach her to masturbate me :D

[WildeSpirit]

ok better idea.


Muff, teach her to masturbate me :D
I don't need teaching

[Mom]

I cannot stop laughing long enough to find a chair - get one for me will you Wilde

[WildeSpirit]

I cannot stop laughing long enough to find a chair - get one for me will you Wilde
sure, do you want a front row seat? :p

[muffdiver13]

ok Muff teach me how to masturbate


I'm suppose to learn from you
See notes from above. I only so show-n-tell with one person.

[Mercury_Maniac]

I don't need teaching




prove it

[muffdiver13]

sure, do you want a front row seat? :p
She just might!

[Mercury_Maniac]

I cannot stop laughing long enough to find a chair - get one for me will you Wilde




stop laughing, you started this

[Mom]

I'll show you mine if you show me yours.
and sorry you were NOT who I had in mind.

[Mom]

stop laughing, you started this
I know I have been exceptionally bad today. I think there is more than one pair of horns sticking out the top of my head. All caused, I am sure, from lack of beer and cigaretts.

[Mercury_Maniac]

I know I have been exceptionally bad today. I think there is more than one pair of horns sticking out the top of my head. All caused, I am sure, from lack of beer and cigaretts.



i'll give you my horn to play with

[muffdiver13]

and sorry you were NOT who I had in mind.
I'll show yo.....oh, I bet it's not me either :(

[Mom]

She just might!
Hell yes I want a front row seat. Want to make sure Muff is teaching you right - you know I was a teacher in one of my former lives - biology at that.

[Mercury_Maniac]

and sorry you were NOT who I had in mind.





and thats a statement us guys like to hear

[Mom]

i'll give you my horn to play with
I have enough horns of my own, thank you very much. In fact I have so many horns you might say I was horney.

[Mercury_Maniac]

I have enough horns of my own, thank you very much. In fact I have so many horns you might say I was horney.



you'd be less horny if you would just play mine :D

[Mom]

you'd be less horny if you would just play mine :D
There you go again, shoveling that shit onto the women instead of the lawn.

[Mercury_Maniac]

There you go again, shoveling that shit onto the women instead of the lawn.



i'm not even outside!

[muffdiver13]

You know it's funny, we've managed to hijack this thread, yet still keep within the topic.

[WildeSpirit]

that's because it's a good topic

[muffdiver13]

it is isn't it! ;)

[WildeSpirit]

the only thing better than talking about it, is doing it ;)

[muffdiver13]

That is so true! :D