Craigslist Rip Off

[Unregistered]

Is this site associated at all with Craigslist? If not, shame on you.

[Unregistered]

sorry craig didn't make up the idea of classified advertising.
if you don't like it, don't post here.

simple as that.

[Unregistered]

Trust me I wont use this site. and no craigslist didnt invent the classified ad idea, but using identical formatting and style is weak.


and your forum design is lame.

[Unregistered]

It makes my life a lot easier, especially for posting ads I want in the paper.

[Unregistered]

It's bad enough Craigslist is trying to monopolize all classifieds. He wants to pretend he's a local site too. Craigslist is no different than Starbucks and Walmart. They are greedy corporations trying to rake it all in while hiding behind the local mantra.

[Unregistered]

Yeah if Starbucks and WalMart were free.

You're an idiot for not realizing what a rip off this site is. Craigslist IS local, to every community that signs on to use it. There are only local people buying, selling, trading in each city.


Craigslist is bigger, better, and will be here long after this crapsite is gone.

[Unregistered]

Walmart sells product; craigslist sells free ads. You as a consumer go to craigslist to use the free ads then Craig capitalizes off of this by charging local businesses for access to you.

In the mean time, he hurts all the local newspapers and other websites trying to provide services to the local community just like Walmart does when they bring in a new store, all the small local businesses who have a stake in the community get crushed.

Look at Craigslist now. Over 175 sites. He's cookie cutting them across the country in hopes of capitalizing off of all the free press he's getting. He's no different than any greedy corperation in the U.S. He wants it all. Get rid of all competiton. Make everyone come to him. Hypocrite all the way.

[Unregistered]

You have no idea what you're talking about. The only reason CL charges for business ads is because business take advantage of the "freeness" and to cover staff costs.


There is a reason it gets coverage and praise, because it works fantastically for the normal person to get what they need.


Its such a successful model that sites like this copy it and try to capitalize on its ease.

[Unregistered]

You're an idiot for not realizing what a rip off this site is. Craigslist IS local, to every community that signs on to use it. There are only local people buying, selling, trading in each city.

Especially: [QUOTE=Unregistered]Craigslist IS local{/QUOTE]

You're a dumbass for thinking CL is any more local than this site. There's one web server running one piece of software handling ALL the cities CL CLAIMS to be LOCAL in. Exactly the same as BP. Don't be so ignorant. Any company with ONE web server hosting multiple web addresses that all point to a single piece of website software can AND DO exactly what CL is doing to appear like it's in many markets.

CL is NOT physically in all those markets, the same as BP. CL is physically on a web server (or a few for bandwidth) and those websites all use the exact same piece of software, just like BP. It's a very common and extremely rudimentary web server structure that is employed by tons of other companies.

If you're not technically qualified to make statements like that, then don't.

Ultimately, this whole useless argument is made completely moot by the fundamental philosophies of the American market: It's a FREE market. You can make money doing whatever the hell you like, as long as you're not willfully harming someone in the processing. 50 more companies like CL and BP could come along and make the same claims if they wanted to and you're whiney, ignorant arguement would continue to be ridiculous. So shut your pie hole and go complain about something that matters.


Sincerely,
A Network Engineer

P.S. Get out of the gene pool.

[Unregistered]

did you guys know that craigslist makes money "hand over fist" from his site??? he charges for employment ads in three cities; SF, LA & NYC. each employment ad costs $75 bucks which generates him over 7 million dollars a year in revenue (not that there is anything wrong with this....) Craig had a great idea and is now enjoying the fruits of his labor.

the point of this response is that Craig is not the hippy anti-corporate or capitalist like he claims to be or is believed to be. in fact, he is on the opposite spectrum selling 25% of his site to eBay.

point what's my point is that at least backpage hasn't <b>sold out</b>.

also, there is nothing wrong with competition; it's the American way!

[Unregistered]

Network engineer! hmmmm, something tells me that's not true. I can't quite put my finger on it.

But hey, if you think craigslist is all that and a bag O' chips, fine, who cares.

Personally I think BP is more organized and user friendly than Craig's dusty ole' Perl scripts who's presentation is akin to some frenetic code junky amped on RedBull and nicotine mixed with a little ridalin for his A.D.D.

Besides, BP has all the good ho's

[Unregistered]

point what's my point is that at least backpage hasn't <b>sold out</b>

Sold out? How could they, they're already the man.

[Unregistered]

Who gives a shit...

[Unregistered]

They try to come off like they are just providing a free service to the community which really blows my mind. Most of their users actually believe Craigslist is a non-profit corporation operating for free. It's not. It's a for profit corperation. Check out these facts:

Craigslist is heading towards $25 million a year not the 7 to 10 million often quoted in the papers. The increase comes from the additonal revenue brought in from LA and New York.

Craigslist the company is worth 60 million plus dollars. Ebay paid $15 million for 25% ownership so you don't have to be a rocket scientist to figure that out.

Craig himself makes $250,000 a year in wages and benefits. Not bad for a guy who is supposed to be doing this for free.

Competition is good and the American way, I agree. But there is something very phoney about Craisgslist. They try to come across as if they are just a mom and pop operation trying to help everyone out. But they more resemble Walmart than any other business I know. Walmart tries to do the same act with greeters at the door and always hiring old people. Under that hometown veneer is the slickest corporation in the US. Craigslist is no different.

Look at their GUI for example. People ofter say Craigslist is simple and ugly but fuctional. Why can't they put a little more design effort into their GUI. It's true Craigslist is about the ugliest site on the internet. A high school kid learning basic HTML could do better after one day of training. So why doesn't Craiglist do something about it? Because it's all part of the act. We are just simple folk here: nothing fancy. Don't have the time or money for fancy user interface. But under that hometown veneer lies another slick corporation.

Sites like Backpage and a few others are the only thing standing between Craigslist and total world domination of the classified's industry.

[Unregistered]

You missed the entire point of this thread, that and youre completely off base.


THIS SITE IS A COMPLETE RIP OFF OF CRAIGSLIST, in format, style, objective, and target audience. The only difference and its a huge one cosmetically and functionally is the forums. This pit doesnt even come close to the ease of use and popularity of CL forums. Seriously its a shame that this mirror image of CL exists. At least be original if you want to destroy the monster that CL has become.



And regarding your diatribe about the money CL makes, its affiliation with Ebay, and its "free" status. You're a complete bafoon. CL is successful by charging only COMPANIES to list "help wanted" ads. Not only is that a itsy bitsy fraction of the use that most people get from CL, but it is also a discount service to said companies. They would and probably do get charged 3 maybe 4 times as much to post jobs on monster.com and newspaper classifieds. So even though there is revenue, imagine how much he could if CL charged even half of market rate for classified ads.


I say cheers to them, for making things that should be free to use, free to use.


5, 10, 100 billion in revenue is pointless. His staff and where they are located, also pointless. The community that posts is the community that matters.

[Soulja2Luv]

Compaired 2 back page craigs list suqs ! MY personal opinion. :)

[Unregistered]

Just like he said earlier, if you do not like it, do not post here, simple as that. Why be a jerk off?

Yeah if Starbucks and WalMart were free.

You're an idiot for not realizing what a rip off this site is. Craigslist IS local, to every community that signs on to use it. There are only local people buying, selling, trading in each city.


Craigslist is bigger, better, and will be here long after this crapsite is gone.

[Unregistered]

To discuss the obvious rip off that is backpage's style, content, objective.


Its a complete infringment on CL.


that was the point of the original post.

[Unregistered]

Yeah but while I think this is as lame of a disagreement as any "Punkrock", "Sellout", or "The man" argument Ive ever heard, I MUST add my 2 cents about one point......Backpage IS local in my community.....it covers the classified section of the Dallas Observer, the liberal, "Less-for-profit-than-the-mainstream-newspaper" "free" newspaper here in Dallas.....craigslist isn't published anywhere that I can find, especially not in anything local to me......so Backpage wins the "local" arguement......but yeah...you are all dorks for having pride in an ad listing system enough to disparage another.....who really gives a damn?? Just read the ads and use it for its function....I personally use both to cover more ground.....wouldn't it be stupid to neglect another advertising resource just because it isn't the hardcore underground anti-establishment non-profit tour-de-force you wish it was? Its all free for me anyways, i just look @ ads, I dont post em.....

[Unregistered]

He builds this huge classified site saying it's free, but it's not, businesses have to pay. OH...ya except for them. He's says he's anti business, anti establishment, but he's not: He's a for profit corporation. Oh...ya except for that. Doesn't like Microsoft because they are anti-competative, but so is he. He's determined to cookie cut a classified site in every city in America. Says he doesn't care about money or needs it, but he's managed to get himself a full share. I guess I wouldn't care about money if I was raking in a quarter of a million. Craigs says his site is for everyone, but is it? If you read his blog you can plainly see he's a left wing liberal constantly putting down the right.

The only thing that can be said for sure about Craig is that he's a hypocrite.

[Soulja2Luv]

LOL i go 2 craigs list 2 i just prefer backpage! :D

[Unregistered]

He's taking your money with his job postings but he's laughing in your face. His site is extremly liberal and he pushes all their causes. He has the right to run his business his way and say what he wants. We also have the right whether or not to listen or go there. It's time all conservatives start to move away from Craigslist and start spreading our ad posting business to other more local sites.

[Unregistered]

Ok, so I read all the comments going back and forth about the two sites.

Let me break it down.

Craigslist:

Years ago craigslist was nothing but a small crappy site. I remember finding all kinds of serials, cracked software links, and more piracy ecouraging information on file sharing networks and more. My opinion, is that that's how he/they spread out. After so long of that, search engines, and word of mouth grew their site. In search engine point of view, the more cities he added, the more people would post, because it was free. That made them grow.

They are a "dark .org" while making millions and claiming to be non-profit and for the people. This is where they are stuck. They are in a jam. Barely haning on to the claim of non-profit as an organization. They are lucky more ordinary people don't realize what they are really doing, or they would go down, especially if their users realized backpage.

Now, if they were to just receive donations, and not charge for any services, they would probably explode with their current user base.


Backpage:

A genuine for the people company. Launched by New Times, a free paper thats been around for ever. I remember as kids, we always grabbed a New Times paper when we saw it. It was fun going through them and it has always been free and helpful. Backpage.com was registered in 99. Back then craigslist was still growing with cracks and serials.

Backpage is an excellent system. Looks good, runs great, and is tied to a real publication. It allows anyone to post online and or to the paper, from the site. That's awsome. If they had just started sooner, and if they were as hungry for publicity as craigslist, they would be more successful. I support backpage all the way.

I also appreciate the fact that they are not trying to capitalize on every disaster that happens to the people.

If I could swing all users to one site, it would be backpage.

Craigslist will go down, eventually. It's just a matter of time before more people realize what they are. When I heard that ebay got 25%, I almost puked. It just comes to show how scandalous all them california companies are. Microsoft, ebay, craigslist... they're all the same. Capital is all they care about. They could give two sh*ts about the people.

[Unregistered]

Ok, so I read all the comments going back and forth about the two sites.

Let me break it down.

Craigslist:

Years ago craigslist was nothing but a small crappy site. I remember finding all kinds of serials, cracked software links, and more piracy ecouraging information on file sharing networks and more. My opinion, is that that's how he/they spread out. After so long of that, search engines, and word of mouth grew their site. In search engine point of view, the more cities he added, the more people would post, because it was free. That made them grow.

They are a "dark .org" while making millions and claiming to be non-profit and for the people. This is where they are stuck. They are in a jam. Barely haning on to the claim of non-profit as an organization. They are lucky more ordinary people don't realize what they are really doing, or they would go down, especially if their users realized backpage.

Now, if they were to just receive donations, and not charge for any services, they would probably explode with their current user base.


Backpage:

A genuine for the people company. Launched by New Times, a free paper thats been around for ever. I remember as kids, we always grabbed a New Times paper when we saw it. It was fun going through them and it has always been free and helpful. Backpage.com was registered in 99. Back then craigslist was still growing with cracks and serials.

Backpage is an excellent system. Looks good, runs great, and is tied to a real publication. It allows anyone to post online and or to the paper, from the site. That's awsome. If they had just started sooner, and if they were as hungry for publicity as craigslist, they would be more successful. I support backpage all the way.

I also appreciate the fact that they are not trying to capitalize on every disaster that happens to the people.

If I could swing all users to one site, it would be backpage.

Craigslist will go down, eventually. It's just a matter of time before more people realize what they are. When I heard that ebay got 25%, I almost puked. It just comes to show how scandalous all them california companies are. Microsoft, ebay, craigslist... they're all the same. Capital is all they care about. They could give two sh*ts about the people.



Youre a fool. Craigslist neither claims to be non-profit, nor is microsoft in California.

[Unregistered]

It's bad enough Craigslist is trying to monopolize all classifieds. He wants to pretend he's a local site too. Craigslist is no different than Starbucks and Walmart. They are greedy corporations trying to rake it all in while hiding behind the local mantra.

Get with the times and start worrying about the bigger picture! If your so anti Starbucks, dont go there so I dont have to listen to your anti everything jargon while Im waiting in line about to enjoy a hot cup of good coffee! And what do you have against Walmart? Is getting a better deal on Dvds and kitty litter against your religion? Or are you just pissed that the clothing there sucks and you cant afford to shop at nordstrom? Since when is the american dream of success classify one as "Greedy"? Come on! Start smelling the roses!

[A real bitch]

Is this site associated at all with Craigslist? If not, shame on you.

Man, if you ain't Craig himself trying to boast attention for the site, you better get checked out, that is if you haven't already figured out that you're gay.

P.S. I wouldn't bother answering me if I were you. I just posted and logged out. But, you're obviously someone who does shit for show so go ahead and get someone else's attention.

[romanceparty]

At least craigslist let's me post on their forums freely. I get all my posts deleted here...lovely. :rolleyes: The rules here are lame...IMO.

[romanceparty]

Get with the times and start worrying about the bigger picture! If your so anti Starbucks, dont go there so I dont have to listen to your anti everything jargon while Im waiting in line about to enjoy a hot cup of good coffee! And what do you have against Walmart? Is getting a better deal on Dvds and kitty litter against your religion? Or are you just pissed that the clothing there sucks and you cant afford to shop at nordstrom? Since when is the american dream of success classify one as "Greedy"? Come on! Start smelling the roses!

you're obviously a prejudaced staff member or something.

[KeepItReal]

Man, if you ain't Craig himself trying to boast attention for the site, you better get checked out, that is if you haven't already figured out that you're gay.

P.S. I wouldn't bother answering me if I were you. I just posted and logged out. But, you're obviously someone who does shit for show so go ahead and get someone else's attention.

This boards quiet lately. I guess backpage figured out that having their employees on forums trying to pretend their not a craigslist rippoff is a no win situation.

[Admin]

This boards quiet lately. I guess backpage figured out that having their employees on forums trying to pretend their not a craigslist rippoff is a no win situation.

Man...I wish that I actually did get paid to post fake posts about "craigslist" (whatever that is) in the forums all day. That would be the best job ever!!! Actually, working for DelosCORP (http://www.deloscorp.com) would be the best job ever.

[Unregistered]

First off I am a business owner, and my sevices are free to the consumers, I charge advertisers, but I have to ask you to consider what's wrong with someone making money? First off Craig Newman never sold 25% of CL, one of his employees did, secondly CL doesn't boast 7 mil in revenue, it's only 2 million, third who cares? I only came across to this site Googling for more information on C. Newman before I ran into this site; I can guarantee I won't be coming back here anymore, but if all you can do is complain and even go as far as using PHP coding to malign someone's business, you are indeed worse than that person.

[Admin]

First off Craig Newman never sold 25% of CL, one of his employees did,

I’d like to think that “Craig Newman” is the bastard lovechild of Craig Newmark and Paul Newman. I know it’s not true…but you can only dare to dream, right??

You know. . .until you brought this to my attention, I had no idea that just being an employee of a company gave you the right to sell large portions of it to other companies. Thanks! I’m now working out a deal to sell 42% of backpage.com to Daewoo. Now, not only will backpage provide you with quality classified listings but we’ll also be producing our own line of shitty VCR’s. Hooray!

secondly CL doesn't boast 7 mil in revenue, it's only 2 million, third who cares?

Fourth: Huh?

but if all you can do is complain and even go as far as using PHP coding to malign someone's business, you are indeed worse than that person.

Man…I really wish I knew what you were talking about. I’ll bet you do, too. Poor little guy. . .

[Admin]

Hmm...

It turns out that I was wrong.

This is what "Craig Newman" would look like. No soup for you, fat boy.

[Unregistered]

the real craig only wishes he had that much hair. LOL

[Admin]

the real craig only wishes he had that much hair. LOL

Yes. "LOL", indeed.

[Unregistered]

Or bring their customers over to backpage? Lets say a top notch seo and programmers wanted to team up with backpage and help it grow. what is teh best way to get backpages pulularity to eclipse CL's? I myself thing backpage's layout looks great. Doesnt it all have to do with getting traffic?

[Admin]

Or bring their customers over to backpage? Lets say a top notch seo and programmers wanted to team up with backpage and help it grow. what is teh best way to get backpages pulularity to eclipse CL's? I myself thing backpage's layout looks great. Doesnt it all have to do with getting traffic?

It has everything to do with "getting traffic". Jesus Christ, himself, once told me "offer them a superior tool and they will come". And we did. And they are.

One day, young one. One day.

[Unregistered]

If so i think i have a really good seo. He is currently marketing a site for me that is in one of the most competitive fields on the net. If and when he succeeds i will pass his info down to you all here and maybe we can do something. I always thought CL's Site looked freaking ugly . I like backpages layout and also im a little biased because i have always loved reading the sdreader hehe. If this guy turns out to be one o fthe best seo's on this planet maybe we can do something here:))))))).
I will let you know by june or july how it goes.
GO BACKPAGES!!!!!!! ( the real deal in my eyes)

[Admin]

If so i think i have a really good seo. He is currently marketing a site for me that is in one of the most competitive fields on the net. If and when he succeeds i will pass his info down to you all here and maybe we can do something. I always thought CL's Site looked freaking ugly . I like backpages layout and also im a little biased because i have always loved reading the sdreader hehe. If this guy turns out to be one o fthe best seo's on this planet maybe we can do something here:))))))).
I will let you know by june or july how it goes.
GO BACKPAGES!!!!!!! ( the real deal in my eyes)

Screw that. I think we're just going to challenge the Craigslist staff to a softball game and settle the score once and for all. What they won't know, though, is that we're going to have someone sneak in to their dugout and steal all of their assorted nasal sprays and inhalers. Fuckin' nerds. That'll learn 'em.

[Just a Guy]

OR maybe we'll just kidnap the one guy on the CL staff who has lost his virginity. That guy is like their Fonzie, and without him, they are all lost. We are totally WAY cooler than those douche bags.

[Admin]

OR maybe we'll just kidnap the one guy on the CL staff who has lost his virginity. That guy is like their Fonzie, and without him, they are all lost. We are totally WAY cooler than those douche bags.

HAHA! Sit on it...fags....
http://www.onmilwaukee.com/images/articles/fonz.jpg

[Just a Guy]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/9/94/Fonzie.jpg/180px-Fonzie.jpg

HEEEEY!

[Admin]

Remember that picture of Craig when he was a kid that I was telling you about? Well...here it is:
http://mensnewsdaily.com/blog/powers/uploaded_images/wedgie-241x169-717850.jpg

[Just a Guy]

What was Craig doing in gym class? Shouldn't he have been at a coffee shop pondering his own mortality whilst enjoying a piece of delicious Tiramisu made even sweeter by the salt of his own sissy tears?

[Admin]

What was Craig doing in gym class? Shouldn't he have been at a coffee shop pondering his own mortality whilst enjoying a piece of delicious Tiramisu made even sweeter by the salt of his own sissy tears?

They didn't really have coffee shops 50 years ago. And back then he used his sissy tears for lube when he was jerking off, alone, in his bathroom, wearing his mothers bra, that so firmly secured his "moobs".

[Admin]

They didn't really have coffee shops 50 years ago. And back then he used his sissy tears for lube when he was jerking off, alone, in his bathroom, wearing his mothers bra, that so firmly secured his "moobs".

By the way...if you thought that was offensive...you should have seen what I was going to say. That was a walk in the park, in comparison.

[Just a Guy]

Not much has changed since then. Craig still crys and wears his mothers bra, but now he does it while Jim Buckmaster is blowing him. It really makes me wonder how they get any work done over there.

[Admin]

Not much has changed since then. Craig still crys and wears his mothers bra, but now he does it while Jim Buckmaster is blowing him. It really makes me wonder how they get any work done over there.

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Heh...Craig is fat.

[Just a Guy]

You know, on second thought, maybe we shouldn't be so hard on old Craig. I mean, he's pretty cool. You know how you can tell he's cool? My man wears a beret. And as we all know, only cool people who want to be viewed as individuals and free thinkers wear berets. Oh also fags. But Craig totally isn't one of those. Even though he lives in San Fansisco.

[The Internet]

You know, on second thought, maybe we shouldn't be so hard on old Craig. I mean, he's pretty cool. You know how you can tell he's cool? My man wears a beret. And as we all know, only cool people who want to be viewed as individuals and free thinkers wear berets. Oh also fags. But Craig totally isn't one of those. Even though he lives in San Fansisco.

Where is San Fansisco?

[Admin]

You know, on second thought, maybe we shouldn't be so hard on old Craig. I mean, he's pretty cool. You know how you can tell he's cool? My man wears a beret. And as we all know, only cool people who want to be viewed as individuals and free thinkers wear berets. Oh also fags. But Craig totally isn't one of those. Even though he lives in San Fansisco.

I've never seen a straighter man pull off a beret so well either.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v290/vadgemoore/olderGayCouple.jpg

[Just a Guy]

Where is San Fansisco?

Oh man! I get it! I made a spelling error. Then, you made me look STUPID by pointing it out. How awesome is that?
I'm gonna have to file that one in my 'greatest burns of all time' folder. That one never gets old.

[Just a Guy]

I've never seen a straighter man pull off a beret so well either.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v290/vadgemoore/olderGayCouple.jpg

I've never seen Craig so happy in my life. That photo has reaffirmed my faith in love.

[Dr. Sbaitso]

I've never seen Craig so happy in my life. That photo has reaffirmed my faith in love.

NEVERMIND THAT. STUPID HUMAN SPELLED APPARATUS INCORRECTLY.

[Admin]

NEVERMIND THAT. STUPID HUMAN SPELLED APPARATUS INCORRECTLY.

Wow. Sloth...is that you??

[Dr. Sbaitso]

Wow. Sloth...is that you??

YOU DON'T SEEM TO BE CERTAIN. I MEAN...HI! I'M A FUCKING MORON!!!

[Admin]

YOU DON'T SEEM TO BE CERTAIN. I MEAN...HI! I'M A FUCKING MORON!!!

Sorry that I had to edit that, Dr. I was just helping you get to the point faster.

[Dr. Sbaitso]

Sorry that I had to edit that, Dr. I was just helping you get to the point faster.
WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU COULD POINT FASTER?

[Admin]

WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU COULD POINT FASTER?

Stick my finger in your eye.

[Dr. Sbaitso]

Stick my finger in your eye.
DO YOU BELIEVE IT IS NORMAL TO STICK MY FINGER IN YOUR EYE?

[Admin]

DO YOU BELIEVE IT IS NORMAL TO STICK MY FINGER IN YOUR EYE?

Do you have my mon-eye?
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/f9/The_Eye.png

[Dr. Sbaitso]

Do you have my mon-eye?
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/f9/The_Eye.png
I'LL HAVE TO RESEARCH THAT ONE.

[Admin]

I'LL HAVE TO RESEARCH THAT ONE.

You do that. I'm gonna go research your mother...'s...vagina.

[Dr. Sbaitso]

You do that. I'm gonna go research your mother...'s...vagina.
WHAT ABOUT YOUR MOTHER...'S..VAGINA?

[The Internet]

Oh man! I get it! I made a spelling error. Then, you made me look STUPID by pointing it out. How awesome is that?
I'm gonna have to file that one in my 'greatest burns of all time' folder. That one never gets old.

Speaking of VAGINAS - I hope your vagina is ok JAG.

[Admin]

WHAT ABOUT YOUR MOTHER...'S..VAGINA?

It's on fire, Dr.

[Just a Guy]

WHAT ABOUT YOUR MOTHER...'S..VAGINA?

HEY!
Lets leave the mothers out of it. I'm sure the good doctor is just jelous because He has nothing to look forward to when he gets home except a run on the treadmill and a long night in front of the TV watching adult swim drinking cheap wine. Or, should I say whine?
fag

[Admin]

HEY!
Lets leave the mothers out of it. I'm sure the good doctor is just jelous because He has nothing to look forward to when he gets home except a run on the treadmill and a long night in front of the TV watching adult swim drinking cheap wine. Or, should I say whine?
fag

Dude. There's nothing like filling your water bottle full of Chianti and going for 6 mile run.

[Dr. Sbaitso]

HEY!
Lets leave the mothers out of it. I'm sure the good doctor is just jelous because He has nothing to look forward to when he gets home except a run on the treadmill and a long night in front of the TV watching adult swim drinking cheap wine. Or, should I say whine?
fag
TELL ME ABOUT YOUR OTHER INTRESTS.

[Admin]

TELL ME ABOUT YOUR SWEET, SWEET COMPUTER BALLS.

[Dr. Sbaitso]

TELL ME ABOUT YOUR SWEET, SWEET COMPUTER BALLS.
DO YOU REALLY NEED TO TALK ABOUT COMPUTER BALLS?

[Admin]

DO YOU REALLY NEED TO TALK ABOUT COMPUTER BALLS?

Yes. I do. :(

[Just a Guy]

DO YOU REALLY NEED TO TALK ABOUT COMPUTER BALLS?

Of course, they're the way of the future, man. The way of the future.

[Dr. Sbaitso]

Of course, they're the way of the future, man. The way of the future.
SOMETIMES, I WANT TO HAVE COMPUTER BALLS TOO.

[Just a Guy]

SOMETIMES, I WANT TO HAVE COMPUTER BALLS TOO.

Don't we all.