View Full Version : So I was taking down the Christmas lights...
mattslots
01-06-2007, 01:02 PM
while my wife was running. I was crawling around on the roof and she would pass by the house every 5 minutes or so. She then went inside. I pile up all the strands of lights and walk back into the garage and go into the attic and put up everything.
Once I get inside she is on her knees telling me to come closer. She then grabs my pants, unzips me, pull out my manhood and blows me. It must of been close to ten minutes...or it felt like it. I couldnt believe it, I asked why and she did it and she got turned on seeing me on the roof crawling around in my thermal and shorts. :D
Nice way to start the afternoon.
slrugger
01-06-2007, 01:04 PM
Your a lucky man!
while my wife was running. I was crawling around on the roof and she would pass by the house every 5 minutes or so. She then went inside. I pile up all the strands of lights and walk back into the garage and go into the attic and put up everything.
Once I get inside she is on her knees telling me to come closer. She then grabs my pants, unzips me, pull out my manhood and blows me. It must of been close to ten minutes...or it felt like it. I couldnt believe it, I asked why and she did it and she got turned on seeing me on the roof crawling around in my thermal and shorts. :D
Nice way to start the afternoon.
Damn this made me feel good
galador
01-06-2007, 01:05 PM
interesting story... at least you got some head!!!! :D
Rudedog
01-06-2007, 01:07 PM
interesting story... at least you got some head!!!! :D
Ok, i must be doing something wrong Gal...I do exactly the same thing, and no woman comes into my house and hook me up like that.
I am wondering if i change my underwear brands....hmmmmm
galador
01-06-2007, 01:10 PM
lol are you married??? That might be part of the problem too... find a wife and you might have a better chance.... I know I used to get it regularly after coming home from work... was something about hte uniform I guess... and I ised to have to have the wife leave the house whenever I had a board or some occasion I had ot put on my class A uniform... I could never get it all the way on without it getting ripped back off me.... I think I have bought like 5 different shirts and 2 jackets cause of that woman lol :D
lol are you married??? That might be part of the problem too... find a wife and you might have a better chance.... I know I used to get it regularly after coming home from work... was something about hte uniform I guess... and I ised to have to have the wife leave the house whenever I had a board or some occasion I had ot put on my class A uniform... I could never get it all the way on without it getting ripped back off me.... I think I have bought like 5 different shirts and 2 jackets cause of that woman lol :D
wipe that smile off your face and quit bragging
BIG"TEX"
01-06-2007, 01:12 PM
while my wife was running. I was crawling around on the roof and she would pass by the house every 5 minutes or so. She then went inside. I pile up all the strands of lights and walk back into the garage and go into the attic and put up everything.
Once I get inside she is on her knees telling me to come closer. She then grabs my pants, unzips me, pull out my manhood and blows me. It must of been close to ten minutes...or it felt like it. I couldnt believe it, I asked why and she did it and she got turned on seeing me on the roof crawling around in my thermal and shorts. :D
Nice way to start the afternoon.
YOU DIDN'T SEE ME HIDING IN THE CLOSET??? WE THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO BE ON THE ROOF LONGER!!!!! :D
Rudedog
01-06-2007, 01:12 PM
lol are you married??? That might be part of the problem too... find a wife and you might have a better chance.... I know I used to get it regularly after coming home from work... was something about hte uniform I guess... and I ised to have to have the wife leave the house whenever I had a board or some occasion I had ot put on my class A uniform... I could never get it all the way on without it getting ripped back off me.... I think I have bought like 5 different shirts and 2 jackets cause of that woman lol :D
AH! that might be it.....i need to go to the other threads and borrow a wife...thanks man.
galador
01-06-2007, 01:20 PM
bah, whose bragging.... I never said how many times mom.... just what she used to do .... the uniform drove her nuts lol....
*whispers to Boricua59* dude, I think mom said this cause she wants to see the uniform lol*
bah, whose bragging.... I never said how many times mom.... just what she used to do .... the uniform drove her nuts lol....
*whispers to Boricua59* dude, I think mom said this cause she wants to see the uniform lol*
Fuck the uniform
Rudedog
01-06-2007, 01:23 PM
Fuck the uniform
hahahaha..did you mean fuc.....oh nevermind.......
galador
01-06-2007, 01:23 PM
Fuck the uniform
ahhhh... so good to have the old mom back.... and does this mean you are gonna follow yoru sisters advice??? :D *please God let her say yes, please God let her say yes, please God let her say yes*
ahhhh... so good to have the old mom back.... and does this mean you are gonna follow yoru sisters advice??? :D *please God let her say yes, please God let her say yes, please God let her say yes*
you would probably have had better luck if she had forbid me to have anything to do with men your age.
galador
01-06-2007, 01:30 PM
you would probably have had better luck if she had forbid me to have anything to do with men your age.
DAMMIT!!!!!!!!!
Cally
01-06-2007, 01:56 PM
AH! that might be it.....i need to go to the other threads and borrow a wife...thanks man.
borrow me ALL you'd like :D
Rudedog
01-06-2007, 01:58 PM
borrow me ALL you'd like :D
Calling Delta~ :D
galador
01-06-2007, 01:58 PM
borrow me ALL you'd like :D
once again I must resist the urge to post it..... :D
Rbigson29
01-06-2007, 09:40 PM
Please tell more about wife.
mattslots
01-06-2007, 10:40 PM
Please tell more about wife.
Mine? if so, 6' tall, brunette, 145 lbs, corn fed country girl from far West Tx, loves sex, and getting more adventurous each day and month that passes. We have been married three years. When I first met her she was very reserved sexually.
Now she fucks me in the backyard in broad daylight, owns many sex toys, loves giving "road head" and telling her girlfriends about it all.
It gets better as the years pass.
Rbigson29
01-06-2007, 11:34 PM
Mine? if so, 6' tall, brunette, 145 lbs, corn fed country girl from far West Tx, loves sex, and getting more adventurous each day and month that passes. We have been married three years. When I first met her she was very reserved sexually.
Now she fucks me in the backyard in broad daylight, owns many sex toys, loves giving "road head" and telling her girlfriends about it all.
It gets better as the years pass.
do u think she would let you watch her do another man? would you agree if she did?
galador
01-06-2007, 11:36 PM
do u think she would let you watch her do another man? would you agree if she did?
oh lord another idiot that doesnt know how to start in the forums right.......
oh lord another idiot that doesnt know how to start in the forums right.......
gotta love the generic query to any thread regardless of subject matter just 'cause it's a sex thread
Lord_Of_Terror
01-07-2007, 12:15 AM
what the hell?
sux2bu
01-07-2007, 05:43 AM
while my wife was running. I was crawling around on the roof and she would pass by the house every 5 minutes or so. She then went inside. I pile up all the strands of lights and walk back into the garage and go into the attic and put up everything.
Once I get inside she is on her knees telling me to come closer. She then grabs my pants, unzips me, pull out my manhood and blows me. It must of been close to ten minutes...or it felt like it. I couldnt believe it, I asked why and she did it and she got turned on seeing me on the roof crawling around in my thermal and shorts. :D
Nice way to start the afternoon.
Well, I've blown my boyfriend in the office while his partner or a customer is in the next room..it's so erotic to get his cock hard and suck him knowing someone is just on the other side of the door or wall.. I'm wet justs thinking about it and quite frankly..sausage and gravy sounds good for breakfast.. and it's good all day.. all afternoon..all evening:rolleyes:
mattslots
01-07-2007, 07:17 AM
Well, I've blown my boyfriend in the office while his partner or a customer is in the next room..it's so erotic to get his cock hard and suck him knowing someone is just on the other side of the door or wall.. I'm wet justs thinking about it and quite frankly
Good girl. :D
mattslots
01-07-2007, 07:17 AM
do u think she would let you watch her do another man? would you agree if she did?
Ummmmmmmmmmmmmm, NO.
richdon03
01-07-2007, 09:12 AM
lol are you married??? That might be part of the problem too... find a wife and you might have a better chance.... I know I used to get it regularly after coming home from work... was something about hte uniform I guess... and I ised to have to have the wife leave the house whenever I had a board or some occasion I had ot put on my class A uniform... I could never get it all the way on without it getting ripped back off me.... I think I have bought like 5 different shirts and 2 jackets cause of that woman lol :D
I've told you my Dad was in the Army. My mother really hated him, but could not RESIST him in his dress uniform. She always said he was the best dressed soldier in the Army. I swear that's the only reason we exist, they fought so much. The only branch with a better uniform is the Marine Corps. Those guys must get more action in a month than most men get in a year!