View Full Version : What Do You Think About Pole Dancing
ricky1358
02-13-2007, 10:09 PM
Seriosuly, what do you think about pole dancing? I've a girlfriend who loves it so much I had a pole installed in my bedroom? She says it's the perfect aphrodisiac and I admit it does turn me on as well. We have mastered various positions upon the pole and both our orgasms have increased in intensity...
Gardens
Eh, limpin’ in the gardens,
perhaps you need a crutch
Staring at what could
belong to Dolly Parton
You can look but dare not touch
Dressed in polyester,
you resemble Steve Martin
Or a cast member of Starsky and Hutch
A dance upon a floor
reminding you of the North Pole
Perhaps the flow to your heart
is a bit too much
Near the stage is a group
of bachelors fresh off the jet
Ready to roll the dice
after they match your bet
You think it’d be nice
if you could only catch your breath
Go ahead and turn the page,
the show’s not over yet
The guy who just got engaged,
he eyes his favorite pet
A Rhino, a jaguar or a cheetah,
on the prowl without regret
The wino, the glad squire,
and the husband of Lolita
Howling and Shouting
to those with the biggest set
by: Ricky J. Fico
PhoneWhore Karen
02-13-2007, 10:28 PM
Seriosuly, what do you think about pole dancing? I've a girlfriend who loves it so much I had a pole installed in my bedroom? She says it's the perfect aphrodisiac and I admit it does turn me on as well. We have mastered various positions upon the pole and both our orgasms have increased in intensity...
Gardens
Eh, limpin’ in the gardens,
perhaps you need a crutch
Staring at what could
belong to Dolly Parton
You can look but dare not touch
Dressed in polyester,
you resemble Steve Martin
Or a cast member of Starsky and Hutch
A dance upon a floor
reminding you of the North Pole
Perhaps the flow to your heart
is a bit too much
Near the stage is a group
of bachelors fresh off the jet
Ready to roll the dice
after they match your bet
You think it’d be nice
if you could only catch your breath
Go ahead and turn the page,
the show’s not over yet
The guy who just got engaged,
he eyes his favorite pet
A Rhino, a jaguar or a cheetah,
on the prowl without regret
The wino, the glad squire,
and the husband of Lolita
Howling and Shouting
to those with the biggest set
by: Ricky J. Fico
Pole dancing? It's neither here nor there.
What's with the weird poem?
ricky1358
02-13-2007, 10:49 PM
Pole dancing? It's neither here nor there.
What's with the weird poem?
It's not a weird poem (http://www.*******************) It's a Las Vegas ditty--this one about the Gentlemen's Clubs
Ricky needs to change the water in his bong... :D
Groucho
02-13-2007, 10:55 PM
You can leave your hat on. :D
ricky1358
02-13-2007, 10:56 PM
Ricky needs to change the water in his bong... :D
Hey, Otto... you do look familiar. Had I met you before? I had changed the water three times, the next time I will change the contents of the bowl.
I am currently watching the all-night Freak Show, I think it a rerun though.
next time I will change the contents of the bowl.
..bowl changes are imperative.
cowgirlup
02-13-2007, 11:02 PM
..bowl changes are imperative.Hiya Otto! I went to bed but couldn't get to sleep... any suggestions? :)
Hiya Otto! I went to bed but couldn't get to sleep... any suggestions? :)
You could read Ricky's drivel....j/k
ricky1358
02-13-2007, 11:14 PM
You can leave your hat on. :D
Hey, that's a great idea! Thanks. Hats off to ya!!!
You can leave your hat on. :D
Joe Cocker - right?
Groucho
02-14-2007, 05:26 AM
Joe Cocker - right?
Yea, and Tom Jones as well. :cool:
Yea, and Tom Jones as well. :cool:
I prefer Joe Cocker - maybe it's something about his name :eek:
Groucho
02-14-2007, 05:36 AM
I prefer Joe Cocker - maybe it's something about his name :eek:
If it wasn't for "With a little help from my friends" who would know Joe Cocker?
Anyway I like him too.