View Full Version : My Ex-girlfriend's New Boyfriend
ricky1358
02-14-2007, 03:21 AM
A dear friend of mine, who for the sake of her annonymity, I'll call Lucy is all wrapped up on her new boyfriend and that's all she talks about anymore . . . Last night me and Mike Hunt went to the movies. . I fed Mike Hunt bananas. . . . I'm thinking about shaving Mike Hunt. . . I love massaging Mike Hunt . . I know how to make Mike Hunt feel really good . . . If it weren't for Mike Hunt, I'd be miserable. . . . Last night I kissed Mike Hunt for twenty minutes. . . . Mike Hunt got arrested last week. . . . Somebody, I don't know who... fingered Mike Hunt.
On and on, dada, dada, dada . . . "Mike Hunt is itching to get f**ked! . . . Mike Hunt looks really good in the morning! . . . Mike Hunt is the love of my life. . . Oh yeah, I'm in love with Mike Hunt."
On and on, dada, dada, dada. . .
Lucy, enough is enough already. . .And to think I used to be her boyfriend. I could hear her now: "Me and Ricky did this... I love Ricky so much..." Now I know why she broke up with me. "Mike Hunt has a better ring to it." Hats off to ya, Mike!
PhoneWhore Karen
02-14-2007, 04:14 AM
Where the fuck are all these freak people with freak posts coming from?
richdon03
02-14-2007, 04:19 AM
It's valentine's day. They're lonely and bored. EeK! I'm here, too!
tourettes_guy
02-14-2007, 04:22 AM
I am true HOF!
Groucho
02-14-2007, 04:23 AM
I think I've gone bananas myself. :confused: :eek:
richdon03
02-14-2007, 04:26 AM
I am true HOF!
HOF? :confused:
ricky1358
02-14-2007, 04:40 PM
Where the fuck are all these freak people with freak posts coming from?
hey listen, whore... the same place you came from... with your bullshit advertising for phone sex and that other horseshit. Do you think you own this place or what?
slowhand562
02-14-2007, 04:55 PM
hey listen, whore... the same place you came from... with your bullshit advertising for phone sex and that other horseshit. Do you think you own this place or what?
Relax Ricky, you don't want to start a Valentines Day Massacre here do you?
richdon03
02-14-2007, 06:49 PM
hey listen, whore... the same place you came from... with your bullshit advertising for phone sex and that other horseshit. Do you think you own this place or what?
We like Karen and we don't know you. Be nice.
Mercury_Maniac
02-14-2007, 07:00 PM
Where the fuck are all these freak people with freak posts coming from?
its ok Karen.
would you like to run away sometime, just you and me ;)
PhoneWhore Karen
02-14-2007, 07:15 PM
Do you think you own this place or what?
No, but I can do what I wanna do here. I sucked admin's dick.
Edited to add: And I swallowed. (But I'm not from the North or South. Just thought I'd add that in for topdog's statistical research.)
Mercury_Maniac
02-14-2007, 07:19 PM
Maybe east and west has something to do with it.
topdog11
02-14-2007, 07:46 PM
No, but I can do what I wanna do here. I sucked admin's dick.
Edited to add: And I swallowed. (But I'm not from the North or South. Just thought I'd add that in for topdog's statistical research.)
Added Notation to my Research!!
Karen Swallowed!!!!!!!
:D
BIG"TEX"
02-14-2007, 09:49 PM
Added Notation to my Research!!
Karen Swallowed!!!!!!!
:D
YOU FOOL.... PHONE WHORES ALWAYS SWALLOW.... BUT THEY GURGLE FIRST FOR TWO MINUTES IN ORDER TO UP THE PHONE CHARGES..... :eek:
topdog11
02-14-2007, 10:09 PM
YOU FOOL.... PHONE WHORES ALWAYS SWALLOW.... BUT THEY GURGLE FIRST FOR TWO MINUTES IN ORDER TO UP THE PHONE CHARGES..... :eek:
Sorry to hear you have to pay! Mine Swallow for FREE!
PhoneWhore Karen
02-14-2007, 10:17 PM
YOU FOOL.... PHONE WHORES ALWAYS SWALLOW.... BUT THEY GURGLE FIRST FOR TWO MINUTES IN ORDER TO UP THE PHONE CHARGES..... :eek:
Tex speaks from experience: http://*******.com/3xvu8x
LLady
02-14-2007, 10:26 PM
And I swallowed. (But I'm not from the North or South. Just thought I'd add that in for topdog's statistical research.)
Karen ....... YOU ROCK ******
And BTW, I swallow too, but I am from the West.... add that to your research dog.
BIG"TEX"
02-14-2007, 10:32 PM
Tex speaks from experience: http://*******.com/3xvu8x
. :eek: :eek: :p
Groucho
02-14-2007, 10:57 PM
When the swallows cum back to Capestrano.... :rolleyes:
PhoneWhore Karen
02-14-2007, 11:04 PM
When the swallows cum back to Capestrano.... :rolleyes:
Uh, hi Groucho.
Groucho
02-14-2007, 11:07 PM
Haya Karen.
Do you want me to swallow you? :p :eek:
PhoneWhore Karen
02-14-2007, 11:09 PM
Haya Karen.
Do you want me to swallow you? :p :eek:
No, thank you. Yikes!
Groucho
02-14-2007, 11:11 PM
Do you know that it tastes salty?
PhoneWhore Karen
02-14-2007, 11:15 PM
Do you know that it tastes salty?
I'm not interested in this conversation.
Groucho
02-14-2007, 11:25 PM
I am not interested in your interests. :)
To the posters here who claim they swallow, I actually don't believe this hype. It is quite unpractical to swallow cums of certain people. Unless they take efforts in making it taste better.
It all depends on what you eat.
Mohammed
02-15-2007, 07:39 AM
A dear friend of mine, who for the sake of her annonymity, I'll call Lucy is all wrapped up on her new boyfriend and that's all she talks about anymore . . . Last night me and Mike Hunt went to the movies. . I fed Mike Hunt bananas. . . . I'm thinking about shaving Mike Hunt. . . I love massaging Mike Hunt . . I know how to make Mike Hunt feel really good . . . If it weren't for Mike Hunt, I'd be miserable. . . . Last night I kissed Mike Hunt for twenty minutes. . . . Mike Hunt got arrested last week. . . . Somebody, I don't know who... fingered Mike Hunt.
On and on, dada, dada, dada . . . "Mike Hunt is itching to get f**ked! . . . Mike Hunt looks really good in the morning! . . . Mike Hunt is the love of my life. . . Oh yeah, I'm in love with Mike Hunt."
On and on, dada, dada, dada. . .
Lucy, enough is enough already. . .And to think I used to be her boyfriend. I could hear her now: "Me and Ricky did this... I love Ricky so much..." Now I know why she broke up with me. "Mike Hunt has a better ring to it." Hats off to ya, Mike!
Ricky, I understand you. coz I am in the same well! I have to ask only one question? Was she born in January? My God! this f&*^king Aquarians never stay for long with ANYONE!
Dont worry, Its their problem. We can consol each other...sigh...
john32810
02-15-2007, 10:20 AM
A dear friend of mine, who for the sake of her annonymity, I'll call Lucy is all wrapped up on her new boyfriend and that's all she talks about anymore . . . Last night me and Mike Hunt went to the movies. . I fed Mike Hunt bananas. . . . I'm thinking about shaving Mike Hunt. . . I love massaging Mike Hunt . . I know how to make Mike Hunt feel really good . . . If it weren't for Mike Hunt, I'd be miserable. . . . Last night I kissed Mike Hunt for twenty minutes. . . . Mike Hunt got arrested last week. . . . Somebody, I don't know who... fingered Mike Hunt.
On and on, dada, dada, dada . . . "Mike Hunt is itching to get f**ked! . . . Mike Hunt looks really good in the morning! . . . Mike Hunt is the love of my life. . . Oh yeah, I'm in love with Mike Hunt."
On and on, dada, dada, dada. . .
Lucy, enough is enough already. . .And to think I used to be her boyfriend. I could hear her now: "Me and Ricky did this... I love Ricky so much..." Now I know why she broke up with me. "Mike Hunt has a better ring to it." Hats off to ya, Mike!
and?
Horny_yesman
02-15-2007, 10:34 AM
and?
DO YOU PEOPLE NOT GET THAT is was this morons way of being funny only is isn't it is sad. . . the name broken down Mi keHUNT. AN OLD BAAAD JOKE!
ricky1358
02-15-2007, 10:36 AM
No, but I can do what I wanna do here. I sucked admin's dick.
Edited to add: And I swallowed. (But I'm not from the North or South. Just thought I'd add that in for topdog's statistical research.)
Well, at least you're honest. Now, back to basics.
"Sex may perpetuate the species but it's love that perpetuates the soul."
Ricky J. Fico
ricky1358
02-15-2007, 10:39 AM
DO YOU PEOPLE NOT GET THAT is was this morons way of being funny only is isn't it is sad. . . the name broken down Mi keHUNT. AN OLD BAAAD JOKE!
Moron, my ass you twit! You tell Lucy you broke down Mike Hunt that way. And, this rant of mine ain't supposed to be funny, you recipient of the moronic plague.
ricky1358
02-15-2007, 10:41 AM
Ricky, I understand you. coz I am in the same well! I have to ask only one question? Was she born in January? My God! this f&*^king Aquarians never stay for long with ANYONE!
Dont worry, Its their problem. We can consol each other...sigh...
As a matter of cat, her birthday is January 28...
mikid73
02-15-2007, 06:29 PM
No, but I can do what I wanna do here. I sucked admin's dick.
Edited to add: And I swallowed. (But I'm not from the North or South. Just thought I'd add that in for topdog's statistical research.)
you crack me up
Mohammed
02-16-2007, 02:03 AM
As a matter of cat, her birthday is January 28...
Finish......! For last one month I have been hearing same thing from my GF (I believe so). and we have been together only for 6 months now. I know she will walk out anytime! I am prepared for that. She is the only "issue" in my lyf now. I told her: "If we werent meet ever!" :(