Make us laugh

[louisecurran]

My name is Louise and I work for an English Television
company. We are making a brand new fun show called "Ultimate
Blunders" for TLC Channel featuring everyday blunders and
mistakes. I came across this forum whilst I was doing some
research and I thought your looked like a fun forum with people who share experiences and I
guess you've all probably got some funny stories to tell. Well
we are looking for people to share their stories with us and
take part in our programme. Perhaps you guys know someone who's
had an everyday blunder such as leaving their skirt tucked into
their knickers as they leave the house or a foot in the mouth
moment during a job interview Embarrassing moments - we wanna
hear them!
Perhaps you or some of your members would be interested in
talking to us? Would you ask them for me? I guess you guys are
kinda busy but would you mind asking your members at your next
meet up? Also feel free to email or hand around details to any
friends and family. We will have a link to the website up and
running soon but for now my details are at the bottom of this
page.

I really look forward to hearing your thoughts,

Have a nice day

Kind Regards,


Louise
Louise Curran
Researcher
Ultimate Blunders

[ligkher]

does this count.skinny woman in walmart parking lot bent over the trunk of her car puting in the grocerys wearing a short full skirt a gust of wind blows the skirt up she has on no panties and the sting from her tampex is hanging out....ligkher :)

[kiltsr4guys]

A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween Party. She got a
terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He
being a devoted husband protested, but she argued and said she was
going to take some aspirin and go to bed, and there was no need of his
good time being spoiled by not going. So he took his costume and away
he went.

The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, awakened without
pain and, as it was still early, she decided to go the party.

Since her husband did not know what her costume was, she thought she
would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when
she was not with him.
She joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting around on
the dance floor, dancing with every nice chick he could, and copping a
little feel here and a little kiss there.

His wife sidled up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he
left his partner high and dry and devoted his time to the new stuff
that had just arrived.
She let him go as far as he wished; naturally, since he was her
husband. Finally, he whispered a little proposition in her ear and she
agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had a little bang.

Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away, went home, put the
costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he
would make for his behavior. She was sitting up reading when he came
in, and she asked what kind of a time he had.

He said, "Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time
when you're not there."

She asked, "Did you dance much?"

I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got there, I met
Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the den and
played poker all evening. But you're not going to believe what
happened to the guy I loaned my costume to."

[RAGE]

She moaned her pleasure as his breath came in fast gasps. He furiously slammed his pelvis into her's,He was coming and coming hard and with an animal cry of release he arched his back then relaxed, spread out on top of her.

After a minute she asked if he came inside her.
He looked into her questioning face and said yes.
Her eyes registered alarm as she told him she wasn't on birth control. All he could think was oh shit! oh shit! he curled in on himself and babbled about abortion as tears streamed down his face upset at himself for freaking out and at the prospect of being a father so soon. Her arms encirled him and she whispered words of comfort "woah woah baby relax.. I was just joking with you" I cant possibly get pregnant.
He swung his head up to look at her smiling mouth and relief washed over him "wow! baby you scared the shit out of me". he said as he wiped his face.. bitch he exclaimed pushing her playfully.

She laughed delighted that her joke had worked. "Ok, he asked after they had messed around for a bit, "why can't you get pregnant??".


She leaned over and kissed him and replied " Because I use to be a man

[Shazzy]

The Blind Man
There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas. When he arrived on the plane, he felt the seats and said, "Wow, these seats are big!" The person next to him answered, "Everything is big in Texas." When he finally arrived in Texas, he decided to visit a bar. Upon arriving in the bar, he ordered a beer and got a mug placed between his hands. He exclaimed, "Wow these mugs are big!" The bartender replied, "Everything is big in Texas." After a couple of beers, the blind man asked the bartender where the bathroom was located. The bartender replied, "Second door to the right." The blind man headed for the bathroom, but accidentally tripped and skipped the second door. Instead, he entered the third door, which lead to the swimming pool and fell into the pool by accident. Scared to death, the blind man started shouting, "Don't flush, don't flush!"




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Stanley the Sperm..
Once upon a time there was a sperm•~ named Stanley who lived inside a famous movie actor. Stanley was a very healthy sperm. He'd do push-ups and somersaults and limber himself up all the time, while the other sperm•~ just lay around on their fat asses not doing a thing. One day, one of them became curious enough to ask Stanley why he exercised all day. Stanley said, "Look, pal, only one sperm•~ gets a woman pregnant and when the right time comes, I am going to be that one." A few days later, they all felt themselves getting hotter and hotter, and they knew that it was getting to be their time to go. They were released abruptly and, sure enough, there was Stanley swimming far ahead of all the others. All of a sudden, Stanley stopped, turned around, and began to swim back with all his might. "Go back! Go back!" he screamed. "It's a blow job!"





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A lady goes to the doctor and complains her husband is losing interest in sex. He gives her a pill but warns her it is still experimental. He tells her to slip it in his mashed potatoes at dinner. So that night at dinner she does. About a week later she's back at the Dr. and says the pill worked great. I put it in the potatoes like you said. It wasn't five minutes and he jumps up, rakes all the food and dishes on the floor, grabs me, rips all my clothes off and ravages me right there on the table. The Dr says, I'm sorry, we didn't realize the pill was that strong. The foundation will be glad to pay for any damages. Naah she says, that's okay. But we aren't going back to Denny's






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AROUND ONE O'CLOCK IN THE MORNING, A TWELEVE YEAR OLD BOY GOT OUT OF BED AND HEADED DOWN THE HALL IN HIS HOUSE TO GO TO THE BATHROOOM. ON HIS WAY PASSED HIS MOM AND DADS BEDROOM HE HEARD ALOT OF SQUEALS AND LOUD MOANS COMING FROM THEIR ROOM SO THE BOY OPENS THE BEDROOM DOOR AND RUSHES IN TO SEE WHAT THE PROBLEM WAS AND HE SEES HIS DAD FUCKING HIS MOM. THE BOY ASKED WHAT THEY WERE DOING. THE FATHER THINKING QUICKLY SAID "YOUR MOTHER AND I ARE PLAYING POCKER AND YOUR MOMS THE WILD CARD." THE BOY ACCEPTS THAT AND LEAVES. A COUPLE OF NIGHTS LATER THE BOY HEARS SOME NOISES COMING FROM HIS BIG BROTHERS BEDROOM AND RUSHES IN TO SEE WHAT WAS GOING ON AND SEES HIS BROTHER FUCKING HIS GIRLFRIEND AND THE BOY ASKS HIS BROTHER WHAT HE WAS DOING. THE BROTHER STATED "ME AND MY GIRLFRIEND ARE PLAYING POKER AND SHES THE WILD CARD." THE BOY ACCEPTS THAT AND LEAVES. TWO NIGHTS LATER THE DAD IS PASSING BY THE BOYS ROOM AND HEARS SOME MOANING AND SQUEAKING AND OPENS THE BOYS BEDROOM DOOR AND THERE ON THE BED HE SEES THE TWELVE YEAR OLD MASTERBATING. THE DAD YELLS AT THE BOY "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?" THE BOY ANSWERS "WELL DAD, I'M PLAYING POKER TOO BUT I DON'T NEED A WILD CARD BECAUSE I GOT A GOOD HAND!"


Thats about all i got to tell now... im tirrrreed. good laughs though =)