What time DON'T you masterbate?

[Jancarl]

As a follow-up to:

http://forums.backpage.com/showthread.php?t=21845

What time DON'T you masterbate? We all know there must be some time you aren't masterbating. Is it something you don't do before waking up in the morning, while surfing, while buying a paper at 7-11, while taking the bus to work, during your 10:00 meeting, while your waiter clears your table for lunch, in the middle of the night when you're sound asleep, while riding your bike home, while watching CSPAN...

Here's my top 3 times I don't masterbate:

1) When I'm watching TV with my in-laws.
2) When AlterBabe tells me to stop jerking off and get in the kitchen and make her some pie.
3) ... probably some other time, too, but I'll be damned if I can think of one.

(sorry, this isn't a knock at the orig thread... it just sort of spurted out of me)

[R. Leatherette]

only when it is highly inappropriate and the people around me wouldn't appreciate it.Other than that..it's on!!!;)

[Chinaclipper]

only when it is highly inappropriate and the people around me wouldn't appreciate it.Other than that..it's on!!!;)

Ditto

[AlterBabe]

As a follow-up to:

http://forums.backpage.com/showthread.php?t=21845

What time DON'T you masterbate? We all know there must be some time you aren't masterbating. Is it something you don't do before waking up in the morning, while surfing, while buying a paper at 7-11, while taking the bus to work, during your 10:00 meeting, while your waiter clears your table for lunch, in the middle of the night when you're sound asleep, while riding your bike home, while watching CSPAN...

Here's my top 3 times I don't masterbate:

1) When I'm watching TV with my in-laws.
2) When AlterBabe tells me to stop jerking off and get in the kitchen and make her some pie.
3) ... probably some other time, too, but I'll be damned if I can think of one.

(sorry, this isn't a knock at the orig thread... it just sort of spurted out of me)


Ahh ha ha ha ha
Don't lie sweetheart...I'd never tell you to stop! I'd just take over while you cooked for me ;)

1. When my kids are in the room (so i leave and lock myself in my closet)
2. During thanksgiving dinner at my in-laws
3. During my "well woman" check up *shivers*

[tingles]

at work or when spouse might notice,lol, spouse noticing...priceless!

[AlterBabe]

at work or when spouse might notice,lol, spouse noticing...priceless!

Ha ha ha...mine would just go...what ARE you doing? *rolling eyes* AGAIN?? How often you gotta do that? *taps impatient foot....shakes head and leaves room*

*snorts*

[tingles]

i would have to give mine a diagram

[STUDMAN]

poor thing....

[reddevil]

Tingles, I wouldn't need a diagram if I could just watch you. Love your breasts!

[tingles]

poor thing....

oh no. i know exactly what to do:D

[STUDMAN]

oh no. i know exactly what to do:D

i'm sure...you've got it down to an art...;)

[reddevil]

When there's only men in the room. :eek::eek::eek:

[CT Man]

Ha ha ha...mine would just go...what ARE you doing? *rolling eyes* AGAIN?? How often you gotta do that? *taps impatient foot....shakes head and leaves room*

*snorts*

I wish my wife would do that. I tried putting her hand down there one night and she wouldn't do it. Obviously I have some work to do.

[WildeSpirit]

At work. Oh wait, I've done that.:p

[tingles]

lol not at my job

[WildeSpirit]

I work 3rd shift. so there aren't many people around at night.

[tingles]

I work 3rd shift. so there aren't many people around at night.

i work 4-12 but behind a bar kinda public

[WildeSpirit]

Oh, bars are one of the best places to have sex.:D

[tingles]

if youre not in charge,lol.

[STUDMAN]

i work 4-12 but behind a bar kinda public

happy hour.

[WildeSpirit]

if youre not in charge,lol.

I helped out at one that was owned by my youngest son's father's family. Even when I was helping out, things got pretty crazy.

[tingles]

for the rest of the world yes

[tingles]

people don't realize what hard work it is

[ice_in_houston]

Ha ha ha...mine would just go...what ARE you doing? *rolling eyes* AGAIN?? How often you gotta do that? *taps impatient foot....shakes head and leaves room*

*snorts*

Why not join in?

only when it is highly inappropriate and the people around me wouldn't appreciate it.Other than that..it's on!!!;)

I agree. I don't/can't do it at work, other than that it's pretty much open.

[mustgo69]

When I can get her to do it for me!

[Scooter]

This may come as a shock to some but DON'T masturbate after applying heat balm to sore muscles. YES....I am speaking from experience. EEEEEOOOOOWWWWWW!

[smackatac]

It.s been a while.........long while...lol:)