TheGrizz
12-06-2005, 03:33 PM
I got a PM this morning from a member here and honestly, I was shocked! Now I would think that most of you know me well enough to realize that I’m not easily shocked. In fact, I would think that trying to shock someone with my sick, twisted sense of humor and numerous perversions would be quite a challenge! But it happened nonetheless and now I find myself compelled once again to share some wisdom with you all.
As many of you know, I’ve been a bit under the weather lately. I want to thank each and every one of you for your well wishes and sincere interest in my recovery. I consider you all as friends, and I hope you truly believe that, because it is true.
This morning I was offered a personal visit by a member with the promise of a blowjob!!!! Not just any blowjob, but “the best blowjob of my life” was the claim! No quit, no spit was another description! I WAS SHOCKED!!!!! Now as I mentioned when I first wrote of my accident, a mercy fuck, suck, hand job, sexy e-mail, phone call….. all would be sincerely and graciously accepted. But HOLYSHITFUCKDAMN!!! THIS WAS A GUY!!!
Have you ever heard the term ‘Turtlization’? It’s like when you happen across a turtle and he sucks his head back into hiding, and no matter how hard you try, no matter what you do, he ain’t commin’ out ‘till you’re GONE! Well that was me…. I turtlized immediately.
Never wanting to hurt someones feelings, I politely declined without reason. He then explains to me that he is not gay…..he is bi. Well LA-TEE-FUCKING-DA! I don’t care!!!!! Somehow I can just see this ending with the ole Grizz gettin’ a boner up the poop chute… and I’m getting SCARED!
Now it’s a sad truth I guess, but the standards to which I hold myself are flawed. I can’t deny that I have double standards, and I will not apologize for them either. I think Bi women ROCK! As you can probably tell from many of the pics I’ve posted, the passion shared between two women arouses me fiercely! It’s hard for me to explain, but there is a sensuality there that compares to nothing else, and me and my dick just want to jump in, on, and all over it! But Bi-men???? Sorry… I guess I should be flattered, and maybe I am in a way, but not in "that" way. I certainly don’t hate the guy for it…. But we ain’t gettin’ nakid either!
After I explained to him that I’m not gay, bi, or interested… he persisted. “How do you know your not bi?” he asked. DUHHHH! Same way I no I’m not blonde….I JUST AIN’T! It may be hard to explain how I know, but I know, absolutely, without hesitation, I’M NOT BI!......
Bi-racial? Bring it on! I’ve done it twice and can’t wait for round three!
Bi-curious? Hell yes, as long as we are talking about women.
Bi-lingual? Absolutely! I am fluent in seven languages, although I invented six of them.(Eight if you count donanld duck as a language)
Bi-polar? Probably, but you’ll only convince me of it half the time.
Bi-sexual? Nope, nadda, zip, zilch, ZERO!
I guess I’m a very luck man. I don’t have to wrestle with these issues, there are no doubts in my mind as to my sexuality. But I’m always hearing about people struggling with their sexual identity and orientation. Myself being a philosopher of sorts, I think my profound oneness with the universe helps me see things clearer than most. For all of you men who have not elevated to my level awareness, I have developed a simple test to help guide you. And once again, this is yet another free service I offer, just because you’re my friend.
To take the test, simply make a mental picture, a snapshot, based on my description.
(CLICK) Snapshot #1 what you see here is the orally fixated Queen, and yes, that’s your cock in her mouth! Look at how she gazes up at you, while lovingly taking your dick to the back of her throat. See that look of hunger in her eyes???? She hungers for you….. your hot cum is her reward for a job well done
(CLICK) Snapshot #2 what you see here is a rear view of the most beautiful pussy you’ve ever laid eyes on. Who’s is it though? Take your pick… is it Katia’s? or maybe Passion’s? does it belong to Kris? Does it look like cowgirl pussy to you? Isn’t it mouthwatering? Notice how those lips look all slippery and soft? Look at that clit, all pumped up and ready to play! Ohhhh man! Don’t you know how hot and tight it’s gonna feel once you get that dick buried balls deep?
(CLICK) Snapshot #3 what you see here is my 40 year old GRIZZLY BEAR ASS!
Now, if you have not turtlized already, Then YOU have issues and I don’t want to hear them!
Good night all, be back tomorrow
As many of you know, I’ve been a bit under the weather lately. I want to thank each and every one of you for your well wishes and sincere interest in my recovery. I consider you all as friends, and I hope you truly believe that, because it is true.
This morning I was offered a personal visit by a member with the promise of a blowjob!!!! Not just any blowjob, but “the best blowjob of my life” was the claim! No quit, no spit was another description! I WAS SHOCKED!!!!! Now as I mentioned when I first wrote of my accident, a mercy fuck, suck, hand job, sexy e-mail, phone call….. all would be sincerely and graciously accepted. But HOLYSHITFUCKDAMN!!! THIS WAS A GUY!!!
Have you ever heard the term ‘Turtlization’? It’s like when you happen across a turtle and he sucks his head back into hiding, and no matter how hard you try, no matter what you do, he ain’t commin’ out ‘till you’re GONE! Well that was me…. I turtlized immediately.
Never wanting to hurt someones feelings, I politely declined without reason. He then explains to me that he is not gay…..he is bi. Well LA-TEE-FUCKING-DA! I don’t care!!!!! Somehow I can just see this ending with the ole Grizz gettin’ a boner up the poop chute… and I’m getting SCARED!
Now it’s a sad truth I guess, but the standards to which I hold myself are flawed. I can’t deny that I have double standards, and I will not apologize for them either. I think Bi women ROCK! As you can probably tell from many of the pics I’ve posted, the passion shared between two women arouses me fiercely! It’s hard for me to explain, but there is a sensuality there that compares to nothing else, and me and my dick just want to jump in, on, and all over it! But Bi-men???? Sorry… I guess I should be flattered, and maybe I am in a way, but not in "that" way. I certainly don’t hate the guy for it…. But we ain’t gettin’ nakid either!
After I explained to him that I’m not gay, bi, or interested… he persisted. “How do you know your not bi?” he asked. DUHHHH! Same way I no I’m not blonde….I JUST AIN’T! It may be hard to explain how I know, but I know, absolutely, without hesitation, I’M NOT BI!......
Bi-racial? Bring it on! I’ve done it twice and can’t wait for round three!
Bi-curious? Hell yes, as long as we are talking about women.
Bi-lingual? Absolutely! I am fluent in seven languages, although I invented six of them.(Eight if you count donanld duck as a language)
Bi-polar? Probably, but you’ll only convince me of it half the time.
Bi-sexual? Nope, nadda, zip, zilch, ZERO!
I guess I’m a very luck man. I don’t have to wrestle with these issues, there are no doubts in my mind as to my sexuality. But I’m always hearing about people struggling with their sexual identity and orientation. Myself being a philosopher of sorts, I think my profound oneness with the universe helps me see things clearer than most. For all of you men who have not elevated to my level awareness, I have developed a simple test to help guide you. And once again, this is yet another free service I offer, just because you’re my friend.
To take the test, simply make a mental picture, a snapshot, based on my description.
(CLICK) Snapshot #1 what you see here is the orally fixated Queen, and yes, that’s your cock in her mouth! Look at how she gazes up at you, while lovingly taking your dick to the back of her throat. See that look of hunger in her eyes???? She hungers for you….. your hot cum is her reward for a job well done
(CLICK) Snapshot #2 what you see here is a rear view of the most beautiful pussy you’ve ever laid eyes on. Who’s is it though? Take your pick… is it Katia’s? or maybe Passion’s? does it belong to Kris? Does it look like cowgirl pussy to you? Isn’t it mouthwatering? Notice how those lips look all slippery and soft? Look at that clit, all pumped up and ready to play! Ohhhh man! Don’t you know how hot and tight it’s gonna feel once you get that dick buried balls deep?
(CLICK) Snapshot #3 what you see here is my 40 year old GRIZZLY BEAR ASS!
Now, if you have not turtlized already, Then YOU have issues and I don’t want to hear them!
Good night all, be back tomorrow