Bikini Contest @ Legends Tonite

[Brandi]

Wish me luck!

[Curious Seeker]

Wish me luck!

Good Luck!! Hey, bring us back a few pics ;)

[GRIFF#66]

And we have a winner!!! good luck!

[Rudedog]

are there going to be pictures?? just wondering:D

[R. Leatherette]

well?:D

[DVLS_ADVT]

you gonna have to show a little more than just that bikini if you wanna win! I'm just saying.

[Brandi]

We were running late, so a $25/person cover was waiting, but Sam worked around that somehow. Then we found out that the contest did not start until midnight... So, we spent 3 hours and 45 minutes watching 6 or so girls cycle the stage. Some were cute, some were not.

Trust me, this night was like night and day compared to last friday.
First we had the obvious prostitute that spent WAY to much time at our table, entertaining at least ...

Then a group of lesbians showed up and made fools of themselves,,,

Then two young couples showed up, who were obviously new to this, tossing 20 + ones at a time on the stage and fondling the dancers and themselves.

Then the clincher ...

I went to the ladiesroom, and returned as a very attractive young lady was leaving the main stage. I followed her to the second stage and attempted to tip her. She completely ignored me, so I dropped a buck on the stage and started to walk away. SHE TOSSED MY DOLLAR OFF THE STAGE!!!

In 15 years of visiting adult clubs, this is a first. I was embarrassed, then pissed.

We left 15 minutes before the contest started.

[nocturnal emisions]

We were running late, so a $25/person cover was waiting, but Sam worked around that somehow. Then we found out that the contest did not start until midnight... So, we spent 3 hours and 45 minutes watching 6 or so girls cycle the stage. Some were cute, some were not.

Trust me, this night was like night and day compared to last friday.
First we had the obvious prostitute that spent WAY to much time at our table, entertaining at least ...

Then a group of lesbians showed up and made fools of themselves,,,

Then two young couples showed up, who were obviously new to this, tossing 20 + ones at a time on the stage and fondling the dancers and themselves.

Then the clincher ...



I went to the ladiesroom, and returned as a very attractive young lady was leaving the main stage. I followed her to the second stage and attempted to tip her. She completely ignored me, so I dropped a buck on the stage and started to walk away. SHE TOSSED MY DOLLAR OFF THE STAGE!!!

In 15 years of visiting adult clubs, this is a first. I was embarrassed, then pissed.

We left 15 minutes before the contest started.



Sounds like an eventful evening..I cant say I blame you for being pissed about the dollar episode though. Some people just have no manners it seems..:rolleyes:

[AlterBabe]

We were running late, so a $25/person cover was waiting, but Sam worked around that somehow. Then we found out that the contest did not start until midnight... So, we spent 3 hours and 45 minutes watching 6 or so girls cycle the stage. Some were cute, some were not.

Trust me, this night was like night and day compared to last friday.
First we had the obvious prostitute that spent WAY to much time at our table, entertaining at least ...

Then a group of lesbians showed up and made fools of themselves,,,

Then two young couples showed up, who were obviously new to this, tossing 20 + ones at a time on the stage and fondling the dancers and themselves.

Then the clincher ...

I went to the ladiesroom, and returned as a very attractive young lady was leaving the main stage. I followed her to the second stage and attempted to tip her. She completely ignored me, so I dropped a buck on the stage and started to walk away. SHE TOSSED MY DOLLAR OFF THE STAGE!!!

In 15 years of visiting adult clubs, this is a first. I was embarrassed, then pissed.

We left 15 minutes before the contest started.


My girlfriend took 2nd in one like that....funny how they want EVERYONE hot in it...but they bring in the pro's to win. I get that they're there to make money....and bring in peeps with the pros...but it sucks that real people can't make it:rolleyes:
As for your night....totally sucks:mad: Should've come here *grins* I'd have taken your buck...and tipped ya right back ;)

[ecisgod]

Then the clincher ...

I went to the ladiesroom, and returned as a very attractive young lady was leaving the main stage. I followed her to the second stage and attempted to tip her. She completely ignored me, so I dropped a buck on the stage and started to walk away. SHE TOSSED MY DOLLAR OFF THE STAGE!!!

In 15 years of visiting adult clubs, this is a first. I was embarrassed, then pissed.

We left 15 minutes before the contest started.

Wow.... she's an uber-asshole! I thought they only came in male form.

Don't sweat it, Brandi. My guess is that you're probably hotter than she is and she didn't like it. And who knows what else she was thinking. Maybe didn't appreciate you upstaging her. Who knows? She's a loser. Or depending on the person's perspective, could be a losser or even a LOOSER. :D

The world is full of idiots. Try your best to ignore them.

[nphxcpl4fun]

remember the ass thread, maybe would could do a bikini contest like that, get the ladies here to post pics of themselves in bikinis, ... maybe even less :D

[AlterBabe]

If my memory serves me correctly...from what I've seen...Girljo gets my vote...Hands down best body...or pieces of one anyhow that's been shown so far

[richdon03]

If my memory serves me correctly...from what I've seen...Girljo gets my vote...Hands down best body...or pieces of one anyhow that's been shown so far

I have to agree. She has to be a judge.:)

[R. Leatherette]

she looks pretty ripped, but I do prefer a curvier waste

[Curious Seeker]

We were running late, so a $25/person cover was waiting, but Sam worked around that somehow. Then we found out that the contest did not start until midnight... So, we spent 3 hours and 45 minutes watching 6 or so girls cycle the stage. Some were cute, some were not.

Trust me, this night was like night and day compared to last friday.
First we had the obvious prostitute that spent WAY to much time at our table, entertaining at least ...

Then a group of lesbians showed up and made fools of themselves,,,

Then two young couples showed up, who were obviously new to this, tossing 20 + ones at a time on the stage and fondling the dancers and themselves.

Then the clincher ...

I went to the ladiesroom, and returned as a very attractive young lady was leaving the main stage. I followed her to the second stage and attempted to tip her. She completely ignored me, so I dropped a buck on the stage and started to walk away. SHE TOSSED MY DOLLAR OFF THE STAGE!!!

In 15 years of visiting adult clubs, this is a first. I was embarrassed, then pissed.

We left 15 minutes before the contest started.


So I guess that means no pics :mad:

[Curious Seeker]

she looks pretty ripped, but I do prefer a curvier waste


As I am curious, I was wondering way someone would want their waste to be curvy?? :p

[R. Leatherette]

As I am curious, I was wondering way someone would want their waste to be curvy?? :p

sorry and I am in no way talking about girljo.Its all personal preference-

I just don't like women who are too ripped, especially in the mid section.

Like how Madonna became.She looked like Bruce Lee with tits.No thanks!!

[Curious Seeker]

sorry and I am in no way talking about girljo.Its all personal preference-

I just don't like women who are too ripped, especially in the mid section.

Like how Madonna became.She looked like Bruce Lee with tits.No thanks!!

You missed my jab :( You said WASTE and not waist :p

[sin-thia]

As I am curious, I was wondering way someone would want their waste to be curvy?? :p

I thought the same thing, but didn't want to be accused of being anal!!!!!:D

He's joking about "waste" Leather!:D:p:D

[sin-thia]

Damn, I need to learn to type faster:(

[R. Leatherette]

ooops:o


Nevermind....:D

[Curious Seeker]

ooops:o


Nevermind....:D


Don't worry Leather.......your curves make up for it ;)

[R. Leatherette]

ooops:o


Nevermind....:D

lol-I just realized I sounded like Rosanna Rosanna Danna right there...

Never mind!lol:D

[nocturnal emisions]

sorry and I am in no way talking about girljo.Its all personal preference-

I just don't like women who are too ripped, especially in the mid section.

Like how Madonna became.She looked like Bruce Lee with tits.No thanks!!

Madonna looks like an old madam..facially. Bodywise, she puts many women her age to shame..but then again, she can afford it.

[Rudedog]

A bikini contest and there were NO pictures to judge here....:D

[Lickyalater]

Brandi, was that only your 2nd time at legends? Sounds like a shitty night for sure! Never had a dancer refuse a tip - from anyone!! :p

Yeah, it sucks that the amateurs can't win in these contests...

[ecisgod]

LOL.... Bruce Lee with tits. :D :D

[nphxcpl4fun]

LOL.... Bruce Lee with tits. :D :D

that's not very nice, .. bruce didn't have that gaping hole tween his teeth, ... :D

[ViperAg]

remember the ass thread, maybe would could do a bikini contest like that, get the ladies here to post pics of themselves in bikinis, ... maybe even less :D

Great idea.

Come on, let's see some bikinis. :cool:

[Brandi]

Brandi, was that only your 2nd time at legends? Sounds like a shitty night for sure! Never had a dancer refuse a tip - from anyone!! :p

Yeah, it sucks that the amateurs can't win in these contests...


Actually this one was only letting customers enter the contest. No dancers were allowed, now if they came from another club, they might be able to enter. However, since I was so pissed and left I never did get to see the winner or other girls that were entering.

Maybe another contest will come up somewhere else and I'll not get pissed and actually stay for that one.

But I do like the idea of the contest on here but not sure if it is allowed ;) If so then I'll post a pic

[ViperAg]

Actually this one was only letting customers enter the contest. No dancers were allowed, now if they came from another club, they might be able to enter. However, since I was so pissed and left I never did get to see the winner or other girls that were entering.

Maybe another contest will come up somewhere else and I'll not get pissed and actually stay for that one.

But I do like the idea of the contest on here but not sure if it is allowed ;) If so then I'll post a pic

I'm sure you would have won.

Here, come sit on daddy's lap. :)

[Brandi]

I'm sure you would have won.

Here, come sit on daddy's lap. :)

Thanks Viper! One of these days I'll get some pics up

[ViperAg]

Thanks Viper! One of these days I'll get some pics up

And once you do, I'm sure all of us guys will be up too. :cool:

[AlterBabe]

Actually this one was only letting customers enter the contest. No dancers were allowed, now if they came from another club, they might be able to enter. However, since I was so pissed and left I never did get to see the winner or other girls that were entering.

Maybe another contest will come up somewhere else and I'll not get pissed and actually stay for that one.

But I do like the idea of the contest on here but not sure if it is allowed ;) If so then I'll post a pic

As far as I know you can post pics here...

I thought so...long as you're not tryin to sell somethin:rolleyes:

[richdon03]

As far as I know you can post pics here...

I thought so...long as you're not tryin to sell somethin:rolleyes:

You can post the links to the images. Not the images themselves.

[AlterBabe]

Yeah...that's what I meant :)

[nphxcpl4fun]

when the ladies were showing thier asses it was all via thier avi's, a. though it seems you can get a decent sized shot up as a profile pic as well, ...

[AlterBabe]

Not all of em...I've shown my ass as well as a bikini pic before...not in avi or profile....long ago tho

[richdon03]

Not all of em...I've shown my ass as well as a bikini pic before...not in avi or profile....long ago tho

Back in the Galador days. I remember that ass!:D

[AlterBabe]

:d

[azjozo13]

Where is Alters Ass????? Lemme see!!!!!!

[AlterBabe]

pffttt you've seen :rolleyes:

[azjozo13]

pffttt you've seen :rolleyes:

;):D:rolleyes: I know not of what you speak?????? ;):D:p

[AlterBabe]

*grabs phone again*
:rolleyes:

Wait a minute! You mean you've FORGOTTEN? :eek:

[azjozo13]

*grabs phone again*
:rolleyes:

Wait a minute! You mean you've FORGOTTEN? :eek:

Nah!!!!! Forever etched in my mind, plus right click and saved!!!!!!! :eek:

[nphxcpl4fun]

I wanna ass pic, ... send you one of mine for one of yours, ... :D

[AlterBabe]

I wanna ass pic, ... send you one of mine for one of yours, ... :D

YOURS have frightening things or large objects in them! :eek:

Have to be YOUR ass!:p

[nphxcpl4fun]

YOURS have frightening things or large objects in them! :eek:

Have to be YOUR ass!:p

My hand isn;t that large of an object:eek:, the others only had multiple objects :D

I have one of my ass, but I am in a chicks ass at the time :eek: I can send ya that one ;)

[AlterBabe]

Deal

[ecisgod]

AB... everyone wants your ass. It's like the holy grail of asses. :D

[AlterBabe]

:o:o You're too good to me :rolleyes:
*smooch* Thank you honey!

[ecisgod]

:o:o You're too good to me :rolleyes:
*smooch* Thank you honey!

You get what you deserve, Babe! :D

[richdon03]

AB... everyone wants your ass. It's like the holy grail of asses. :D

You don't even know!:p

[AlterBabe]

*feels so good today*

*happy butt wiggles*

[Chocalate darling]

AB... everyone wants your ass. It's like the holy grail of asses. :D

*raises hand* I so want a piece of that:p;)

[AlterBabe]

*raises hand* I so want a piece of that:p;)

Right back at you baby! *licks lips*

[Chocalate darling]

Right back at you baby! *licks lips*

Check your email in about 20 min:rolleyes:
want you to see something:p:D;)

[AlterBabe]

Check your email in about 20 min:rolleyes:
want you to see something:p:D;)

*happy butt wiggles.....bouncing on seat*
Can't wait! :D:D

[Chocalate darling]

*happy butt wiggles.....bouncing on seat*
Can't wait! :D:D

or bouncing in my lap (with me wearing my strap-on):p:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

[AlterBabe]

or bouncing in my lap (with me wearing my strap-on):p:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

:eek:
That works too! :D

[Chocalate darling]

:eek:
That works too! :D

:p mmmm lucky me;)

[AlterBabe]

OH no....lucky ME sexy woman! *swoons*

[Chocalate darling]

OH no....lucky ME sexy woman! *swoons*

If only...I could get my hands on you:p:p:p;)

[DVLS_ADVT]

If only...I could get my hands on you:p:p:p;)Like you dont know how!:rolleyes::p

[Chocalate darling]

Like you dont know how!:rolleyes::p

I don't, she is tooooooooooo far away:( just like somebody else I know:rolleyes::p;)

[DVLS_ADVT]

I don't, she is tooooooooooo far away:( just like somebody else I know:rolleyes::p;)You could always meet her on your way to Leatherette's.:p

[Chocalate darling]

You could always meet her on your way to Leatherette's.:p

Leatherette is going to tied up with Tingles:p:D

[DVLS_ADVT]

Leatherette is going to tied up with Tingles:p:DYou should invite her(Tingles) along. Who knows maybe I'd make a guest appearance.:p:D

[Chocalate darling]

You should invite her(Tingles) along. Who knows maybe I'd make a guest appearance.:p:D

That would be interesting:p

[DVLS_ADVT]

That would be interesting:pYes it would..........4 tongues on my cock isn't such a bad idea.:p:D

[Chocalate darling]

Yes it would..........4 tongues on my cock isn't such a bad idea.:p:D

Oh You!:eek::D

[DVLS_ADVT]

Oh You!:eek::DWho else would it be?:rolleyes:

[Brandi]

ya'll are bad! Very bad

Im going to have to come over there and spank each of you :D

[Rick96]

yes you're very very very bad! :D

[DVLS_ADVT]

ya'll are bad! Very bad

Im going to have to come over there and spank each of you :DSound good to me. Maybe I'll let the ladies spank you on the ass while I'm doing you in a slow doggie style.;):D

[DVLS_ADVT]

yes you're very very very bad! :DWhats up Rick? How the Gay...I mean Bay Area? :p

[girljo]

If my memory serves me correctly...from what I've seen...Girljo gets my vote...Hands down best body...or pieces of one anyhow that's been shown so far

I have to agree. She has to be a judge.:)

:o You are both too kind. Thanks. And Alter you are mighty hot yourself! I recall some larger photos of you from days gone by.:p

And to think I stumbled on this via a boardreader that scans message boards. clicked the link and found these and a few other mentions of my "name".

Oh well... what am I judging? Count me in.

[AlterBabe]

:o You are both too kind. Thanks. And Alter you are mighty hot yourself! I recall some larger photos of you from days gone by.:p

And to think I stumbled on this via a boardreader that scans message boards. clicked the link and found these and a few other mentions of my "name".

Oh well... what am I judging? Count me in.

I wasn't voting on you judging babe...you're IN!

too hot sexy woman.....just too hot!

[azjozo13]

I wasn't voting on you judging babe...you're IN!

too hot sexy woman.....just too hot!

Raises hand, can I be a judge???? You knw my motto.....
SKIN TO WIN BABY!!!!!!! :D

[AlterBabe]

Raises hand, can I be a judge???? You knw my motto.....
SKIN TO WIN BABY!!!!!!! :D

I'm not goin up against her....how bout we doooooooooo ummm States!? No...cuz that leaves me Sexy L and Brandi and Tingles...shit too many...

I give up...I'm gonna judge with you *sits in your lap* That ok with you hun?:p

[azjozo13]

I'm not goin up against her....how bout we doooooooooo ummm States!? No...cuz that leaves me Sexy L and Brandi and Tingles...shit too many...

I give up...I'm gonna judge with you *sits in your lap* That ok with you hun?:p

Just adjust that little skirt alittle, yeah just slide it up some, see how this works!!!!!

[AlterBabe]

Just adjust that little skirt alittle, yeah just slide it up some, see how this works!!!!!

Oh...thought this was a bikini thing....hmmmm well I guess I could put a skirt on over this lil thong:rolleyes::o

[azjozo13]

Oh...thought this was a bikini thing....hmmmm well I guess I could put a skirt on over this lil thong:rolleyes::o

Well I figured that since you were judging and not participating you would have slid that thong of a while ango and covered up with that micro skirt!!!!

What's that, don't worry about that, that has a place to slide into no problem hon!!!!!

[AlterBabe]

:D:p:o:D