Who else is maturbating right now?

[R. Leatherette]

well...:D

[azjozo13]

Love the "else" reference!!!!!

[speflash]

well...:D

If it weren't for all of these people in my office..........:rolleyes:

[Nomad6]

well...:D

I wish I was with you!

[JohnShmoe]

whoops! just got a little on your avi Leather...:eek:

[R. Leatherette]

If it weren't for all of these people in my office..........:rolleyes:

you're sitting at a desk right??

Hello!!:D

[azjozo13]

If it weren't for all of these people in my office..........:rolleyes:

I wish I was with you!

Sorry guys, it was all just to easy to do!!!!! :D

[TheWife]

you're sitting at a desk right??

Hello!!:D

and im under the desk:eek::p

[speflash]

you're sitting at a desk right??

Hello!!:D

mmmmm, your right......zzzzzippppppp!:D

and im under the desk:eek::p

look ma, no hands!!!!! :eek:

[Laligal]

I have been on and off a part of the day...Now to be honest and knowing I have came a few times I need a good real fuck soon.:)

[R. Leatherette]

I have been on and off a part of the day...Now to be honest and knowing I have came a few times I need a good real fuck soon.:)

I know the feeling... I may need to penetrate myself soon!

[TheWife]

I know the feeling... I may need to penetrate myself soon!

I resemble that remark

[JohnShmoe]

I know the feeling... I may need to penetrate myself soon!

please, please, please set up the tripod and camera...:):):):)

[speflash]

I know the feeling... I may need to penetrate myself soon!

With Wife under the desk and that image of Leather, I no longer have the need to masterbate, just to clean up......:o

[Midtowness]

Counting down the min till I get to go home.

[JohnM]

This thread is killing me. Sitting here at work knowing there are so many horny women out there....

[Laligal]

Counting down the min till I get to go home.I could never wait that long every day.:eek:

[H-Town05]

I know the feeling... I may need to penetrate myself soon!

You don't need to do that, just come over here and bend over

[Midtowness]

I could never wait that long every day.:eek:

I plan on cumming atleast twice when I get home, then once more before I go to sleep. To make up for time lost.

[TheWife]

Ive cum three times today already and Im still at work:eek:

[speflash]

Ive cum three times today already and Im still at work:eek:

Hmmmmmm.....only 3 times?

[H-Town05]

Ive cum three times today already and Im still at work:eek:

You should work for me you would have came 5 :D

[JohnM]

Ive cum three times today already and Im still at work:eek:

I'd settle for once...

[Midtowness]

I'm about to run outta here.... you ladies are driving me crazy.

[TheWife]

I have had problem patients walkin into the office haphazard all day..... I don't have an office to hid in.... I think I need to get an office with a door that locks:p

[Midtowness]

I have had problem patients walkin into the office haphazard all day..... I don't have an office to hid in.... I think I need to get an office with a door that locks:p

Let me in before you lock the door please!

[Laligal]

Ive cum three times today already and Im still at work:eek:Now thats what I'm talking about you go girl.:D

[TheWife]

Let me in before you lock the door please!

I'll be siting on the desk waiting;)

[lightning1923]

i am!!!!!!

fyi anyone in the north phx area drop us a line...... we are free tonight for fun......

best

[TheWife]

Bye all its time for me to jet....
MrBean better lookout I dont think im gonna let him go til morning:D:p

[Midtowness]

Bye all its time for me to jet....
MrBean better lookout I dont think im gonna let him go til morning:D:p

Have a good day, I'm out too!!!!

[Billybob979]

I know the feeling... I may need to penetrate myself soon!

now when you come to Cleveland would you like some help then??

[skigrltn1]

Crap...I've missed this whole damn thread.....damn work.....

[Exodus990]

Well, after reading R leather's posts, I'm gonna hafta go rub one out!

[ice_in_houston]

well...:D

of course! now to make sure of where the evidence goes... :cool:

[Bill Jones]

I'm not, when it's raw I quit.

I ask my married buddy to lets go get some pussy.
He replied that he had more at home than he could take care of.
I said, Hell let's go to your house then!

I will do anything to help a buddy.

[ice_in_houston]

I'm not, when it's raw I quit.

I ask my married buddy to lets go get some pussy.
He replied that he had more at home than he could take care of.
I said, Hell let's go to your house then!

I will do anything to help a buddy.

go get 'em and bring us back stories

[Bill Jones]

go get 'em and bring us back stories
I always have stories!

You want to hear a good one that happening right now. Send me an e-mail bill.jones.23@hotmail.com

[Gary1963]

I always have stories!

You want to hear a good one that happening right now.


********Where is that recording of cricket sounds**********

[ice_in_houston]

I always have stories!

You want to hear a good one that happening right now.

do you really have to even ask?

[wilson6]

I always have stories!

You want to hear a good one that happening right now.
OK, so where the story?

[Gary1963]

OK, so where the story?


ssshhhhh..

[Laligal]

Me I know big surprise..;):p

[wilson6]

ssshhhhh..
lol gary!

[wilson6]

Me I know big surprise..;):p
Did i miss something miss lalipop

[Constantlyhard]

I end doing it just about everytime I come to these forum. You ladies have some freaking hot avatars. Sends a mans imagination running.

Getting ready to start another round of stroking :)

[troyaikmanfan73]

I could go rub one out in the back office if wanted too, but i will wait til later....its a long shift...lol

[Cordobaar]

I just rubbed one out in my office:D

[Cordobaar]

I practically rub one out every day at my desk

[ArmySoldier]

I practically rub one out every day at my desk
Do you not realise we just don't care?

[Rider65]

It's part of my daily routine.

Masturbation, don't leave home without doing it! :)

[Laligal]

It's part of my daily routine.

Masturbation, don't leave home without doing it! :)Welcome back sir...;)

[Rider65]

Thanks...but for how long, I don't know.

Have no idea what I did to get banned, so I'm apt to do it again.

Even sent emails asking for a reason...got no response.

I support corrective action, having been a forum mod before, but at least give a warning or a good explanation of what rule was violated. That's just common courtesy.

[Nomad6]

Thanks...but for how long, I don't know.

Have no idea what I did to get banned, so I'm apt to do it again.

Even sent emails asking for a reason...got no response.

I support corrective action, having been a forum mod before, but at least give a warning or a good explanation of what rule was violated. That's just common courtesy.
Best thing to do is not dwell on it and just drive on.

[Laligal]

Best thing to do is not dwell on it and just drive on.Dwelling on things dont help.. I was called a slut yesterday but Im not dwelling, I'm not happy but oh well....

[admin]

Dwelling on things dont help.. I was called a slut yesterday but Im not dwelling, I'm not happy but oh well....

You're dwelling on it right now, lady.

[Laligal]

You're dwelling on it right now, lady.Ya I know but it got me aggrivated.:rolleyes:
Ill stop.;)

[H-Town05]

Ya I know but it got me aggrivated.:rolleyes:
Ill stop.;)

What about a sexualy implicit woman with a desire to have as much fun as possible, does that sound better?

[Laligal]

What about a sexualy implicit woman with a desire to have as much fun as possible, does that sound better?
works for me or horny little freak.. :rolleyes:

[Nomad6]

works for me or horny little freak.. :rolleyes:
Works for me as well!

[H-Town05]

works for me or horny little freak.. :rolleyes:

ok horny little freak, how are you today?

[Laligal]

ok horny little freak, how are you today?Im doing great.. even thinking about wearing real clothes. maybe not..:p

[H-Town05]

Im doing great.. even thinking about wearing real clothes. maybe not..:p

What are you wearing, fake clothes?

[skigrltn1]

:eek:Seriously thinking about it....damp and getting better...:eek:

[Laligal]

What are you wearing, fake clothes?Right now just the tank I slept in but thinking about putting on a swim suit..

[H-Town05]

Right now just the tank I slept in but thinking about putting on a swim suit..

JUST the tank? Now that belongs in the what get's me hard section...:D

[TheWife]

JUST the tank? Now that belongs in the what get's me hard section...:D

I second that :D

[R. Leatherette]

Right now just the tank I slept in but thinking about putting on a swim suit..

a bikini? you wear the top and Ill wear the bottom:D

[R. Leatherette]

I second that :D

you got hard??

or you mean your nipples

[TheWife]

you got hard??

or you mean your nipples

sorry.......:o my nipples.....:D

[John]

sorry.......:o my nipples.....:D

Wouldn't mind seeing that!

[Rider65]

If I could, I'd lounge around naked. I hate wearing clothes. Sadly, my wife is not interested in seeing me naked, and I feel a little creepy with my 3yo walking around...so I wear clothes. :(

[TheWife]

If I could, I'd lounge around naked. I hate wearing clothes. Sadly, my wife is not interested in seeing me naked, and I feel a little creepy with my 3yo walking around...so I wear clothes. :(

just a question but why do you feel creepy with your 3yo????

[skigrltn1]

If I could, I'd lounge around naked. I hate wearing clothes. Sadly, my wife is not interested in seeing me naked, and I feel a little creepy with my 3yo walking around...so I wear clothes. :(

the beauty of not having the pitter clomp of little feet running around...you can wear what you want....or not:eek:

[TheWife]

the beauty of not having the pitter clomp of little feet running around...you can wear what you want....or not:eek:

true dat I hardly wear clothes when my boys are at there dads for the weekend:D

[H-Town05]

true dat I hardly wear clothes when my boys are at there dads for the weekend:D

...Gotta get a cold shower after that image...

[John]

In weather like this I usually only wear a pair of boxers around the house. At most a pair of shorts.

[TigersFanBob]

I can only smile thinking of TheWife sauntering around in her birthday suit on a Saturday morning...:D

[TheWife]

I can only smile thinking of TheWife sauntering around in her birthday suit on a Saturday morning...:D

cooking breakfast in nothing but my little apron:D:p

[DVLS_ADVT]

cooking breakfast in nothing but my little apron:D:pYeah cause that bacon and sausage can hurt a person.:eek:

[TheWife]

Yeah cause that bacon and sausage can hurt a person.:eek:

OOOOOUUUUCCCHHHH!!!!
did think about that... I wore it cause it drives MrBean crazy:p

[John]

cooking breakfast in nothing but my little apron:D:p

Cooking in an apron and nothing else is HOT!!!

[DVLS_ADVT]

OOOOOUUUUCCCHHHH!!!!
did think about that... I wore it cause it drives MrBean crazy:pYeah I had to find out the hard way. How is the Bean man? Still drooling over the neighbor is he? :p

[TheWife]

Yeah I had to find out the hard way. How is the Bean man? Still drooling over the neighbor is he? :p

we have concured the neighbor:p

[R. Leatherette]

we have concured the neighbor:p

??? your neighbor concurs with you??
or you mean conquered?

[DVLS_ADVT]

we have concured the neighbor:pyou mean he's accepted the fact that he'll never have a chance in hell with her. LOL

[richdon03]

we have concured the neighbor:p

The couple united can never be defeated (or resisted).:p

[John]

we have concured the neighbor:p

give us the scoop.

[TheWife]

sorry we have conquered her

we had a great sleep over weekend the first time..
now she comes over to play when ever she likes:D

[John]

sorry we have conquered her

we had a great sleep over weekend the first time..
now she comes over to play when ever she likes:D

Can I trade my life in for Bean's?

[richdon03]

You know. I just got a sudden craving for a big bowl of pudding. I think I'll have another taste. Only problem is that I always get so messy when I eat that stuff. Be back when I get cleaned up.:p

[Francoitalianarmy]

??? your neighbor concurs with you??
or you mean conquered?

hehe... always the witty gal ;)

[DVLS_ADVT]

sorry we have conquered her

we had a great sleep over weekend the first time..
now she comes over to play when ever she likes:DDo me a favor and slap the Bean man on the ass for me and tell him I said good job way to hang in there.

[TheWife]

Do me a favor and slap the Bean man on the ass for me and tell him I said good job way to hang in there.



I'll tell him

john you'd have to ask Bean for that

[JohnShmoe]

sorry we have conquered her

we had a great sleep over weekend the first time..
now she comes over to play when ever she likes:D

Lucky MrBean... and you! I would probably have dope my
wife with ruffies to get her to agree to a sleepover with the
neighbor. :rolleyes:

[John]

I'll tell him

john you'd have to ask Bean for that

He'd be crazy to trade!

[DVLS_ADVT]

He'd be crazy to trade!I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say you'd have to have something in equal or better to trade with for the Bean man to give the lovely Wife up.;):D

[John]

Like I said, he'd be crazy to trade!!!

[TheWife]

you guys are tooo kind
you have me blushing over here:o

[Rider65]

just a question but why do you feel creepy with your 3yo????


I'm a pervert, but not a pedophile. Grown men have no business sitting around naked with 3yo kids (or any kid for that matter). It's just "creepy".

[TheWife]

I'm a pervert, but not a pedophile. Grown men have no business sitting around naked with 3yo kids (or any kid for that matter). It's just "creepy".

I was just wonderin cause when my 2 boys were that age they were always busting in on me in the shower , changing clothes and I didn't think anything of it....

[Rider65]

Well...changing clothes, taking a shower, and such....not such a big deal. But sitting around naked....well...I draw the line there.

My 3yo likes to use me like a jungle jim, and having her crawling on me while I'm naked.....EW! That's just not right. Gross!!! :(

[TigersFanBob]

My boys were about 4 and 5 and I had to tell my wife to put some clothes on. She came from an environment were her mom was nude all the time. I was like, "but they're boys and they don't suck on those things anymore, so put em away!"

[TheWife]

shit my boys are 8 and 10 now and they still dont knock before the open a door. I get surprised some times.....

[Chocalate darling]

I'm a pervert, but not a pedophile. Grown men have no business sitting around naked with 3yo kids (or any kid for that matter). It's just "creepy".

Grown ups period........:cool:

[Rider65]

Yeah...I had a sister in law who breast fed my niece until she was 4 years old. That ain't right!

[richdon03]

Yeah...I had a sister in law who breast fed my niece until she was 4 years old. That ain't right!

Wellll.:cool::cool::cool:

If she did it until she was 14, now that would be weird.:eek:

[TheWife]

Wellll.:cool::cool::cool:

If she did it until she was 14, now that would be weird.:eek:

EEEEWWWWWWW:eek:

[TigersFanBob]

If they knocked, would that make a difference?

Maybe they like what they see?

[TheWife]

If they knocked, would that make a difference?

Maybe they like what they see?

yes id have a chance to cover up before they came in the room

[Rider65]

Mine is too young to know what they are looking at. She's walked in on the wife and I doing the deed before and said, "I want to hug mamma too!". :)

[TheWife]

Mine is too young to know what they are looking at. She's walked in on the wife and I doing the deed before and said, "I want to hug mamma too!". :)

LOL fortunatly that has not happened to us:D

[skigrltn1]

Yeah...I had a sister in law who breast fed my niece until she was 4 years old. That ain't right!

Wellll.:cool::cool::cool:

If she did it until she was 14, now that would be weird.:eek:


what's wrong with breast feeding...i love it...do it every chance i can...no milk though :o

[Rider65]

Well...if you do it with someone OTHER than with your mother, it's good. :)

[Laligal]

what's wrong with breast feeding...i love it...do it every chance i can...no milk though :oIm thirsty...:rolleyes::)

[piesman]

I have been on and off a part of the day...Now to be honest and knowing I have came a few times I need a good real fuck soon.:)

Im here for u:D sweetie

[Laligal]

Im here for u:D sweetieThanks babe.;)

[piesman]

I could never wait that long every day.:eek:

and thats why I work the night shift to service you when you wake up:D

[JohnShmoe]

Thanks babe.;)

I'm anywhere for you, Lali!;)

[Laligal]

I'm anywhere for you, Lali!;) What a sweetie.;)

[piesman]

Ive cum three times today already and Im still at work:eek:

talk about a turn on.... i'm at home alone... now horney:D

[skigrltn1]

Well...if you do it with someone OTHER than with your mother, it's good. :)

wasn't talking about Mom...besides Dad has that all for himself...other people...I'd show you but I don't want to get zapped....:eek: oh crap!

[Rider65]

Well, you're just down I-40 from me. I'd prefer to see the "live show". :)

[skigrltn1]

Well, you're just down I-40 from me. I'd prefer to see the "live show". :)

LOLOL..limited audience....:eek:

[Rider65]

I'd be up for a one woman show. :)

[skigrltn1]

I'd be up for a one woman show. :)

against the "Rules"...sorry:o

[Rider65]

Oh shucks....stop being coy.

When can I come play with you and whoever else? :)

[kreative_2001]

Oh shucks....stop being coy.

When can I come play with you and whoever else? :)
I think it's a process and you need to bring a playmate with you... just sayin' :rolleyes:

[Laligal]

Well getting with the orriginal question.. as you men would say I just rubbed one out and it was a good one..;)
Good thing them bunnies dont quit.:D

[JohnShmoe]

Well getting with the orriginal question.. as you men would say I just rubbed one out and it was a good one..;)
Good thing them bunnies dont quit.:D

energizer??

[Laligal]

energizer??
Them to...

[H-Town05]

Them to...

you don't need any bunnies, or butterflies, or any other animal for that matter, just back up on over here. :cool:

[H-Town05]

against the "Rules"...sorry:o

rules are meant to be broken

[Laligal]

rules are meant to be brokenNot all rules....:rolleyes:

[H-Town05]

Not all rules....:rolleyes:

No, your right, but the ones that are sure seem to be the funest :D

[Rider65]

Lali....glad you got a good one one. I'll have to wait till in the morning. :)

[R. Leatherette]

take care everybody! See ya later:D

[pulledmuscle]

take care everybody! See ya later:D

I'll miss u.

[ice_in_houston]

we have conquered the neighbor:p

still waiting for the detailed story... ;)

[skigrltn1]

rules are meant to be broken

Not these rRules H-Town...it's what allows me to do what I do...LOL:D

[speflash]

Masterbating????:confused:

I am, now that ski put the new Avi up...........:D

(I would golf clap, but my hands are busy!!!!)

[Rider65]

Damn...I wish I could see avitars. :(

[Laligal]

Damn...I wish I could see avitars. :(I just sent it to you.. I am so helpfullllllll:D

[H-Town05]

Masterbating????:confused:

I am, now that ski put the new Avi up...........:D

(I would golf clap, but my hands are busy!!!!)

can I second that? hate typing with one hand... but sure love what the other is doing

[ArmySoldier]

Damn...I wish I could see avitars. :(
You must first learn to spell it.

[skigrltn1]

Aren't y'all just so sweet...now you've got me playing with myself....God I love having a private office...

[H-Town05]

Aren't y'all just so sweet...now you've got me playing with myself....God I love having a private office...

what I gotta know, is that really you?

[ArmySoldier]

what I gotta know, is that really you?
When she answers that...remember that no one has EVER lied on the internet.

[skigrltn1]

what I gotta know, is that really you?

That actually is me :D

When she answers that...remember that no one has EVER lied on the internet.

I've shared some photos with some people and they've seen my rear...it's real...the only think I ever fibbed about was my age....and they still wouldn't send me an AARP card!:mad:

[H-Town05]

When she answers that...remember that no one has EVER lied on the internet.

I have... oh no wait, nevermind, I have NEVER lied on the internet either... :confused:

[H-Town05]

That actually is me :D



I've shared some photos with some people and they've seen my rear...it's real...the only think I ever fibbed about was my age....and they still wouldn't send me an AARP card!:mad:

I think I need some proof

[ArmySoldier]

That actually is me :D



I've shared some photos with some people and they've seen my rear...it's real...the only think I ever fibbed about was my age....and they still wouldn't send me an AARP card!:mad:
Photos are easy to come by...its called google. Hell, you could have spent hours stealing all the photos from someones profile on another site. How are we to know?!

[H-Town05]

Photos are easy to come by...its called google. Hell, you could have spent hours stealing all the photos from someones profile on another site. How are we to know?!

and now that we ask for proof she dissapears.

[Laligal]

and now that we ask for proof she dissapears.She never disappears for long... I believer her....

[skigrltn1]

and now that we ask for proof she dissapears.

Who disappears....me...I'm here

[H-Town05]

Who disappears....me...I'm here

Well then show some proof

[skigrltn1]

Well then show some proof

and what did you have in mind there Sparky....:confused:

[HandBanana]

and what did you have in mind there Sparky....:confused:

lots of things arecoming to my mind looking at that avitar;)

[wilson6]

That actually is me :D

I've shared some photos with some people and they've seen my rear...it's real...the only think I ever fibbed about was my age....and they still wouldn't send me an AARP card!:mad:

Skigrl y on earth do lie about your age, think we have seen every part of u or at least the parts u have privelidged us with. U and others on this thread should go out and teach these younger ones on how to keep themselves in better shape that way when they reach the ages of all the women on this thread they can FLAUNT IT LIKE ROCK STARS!

[HandBanana]

Does it cout as masterbating if I'm rubbing my dick on my leftover sandwich?:eek:

[nphxcpl4fun]

Does it cout as masterbating if I'm rubbing my dick on my leftover sandwich?:eek:

only if it is tuna :eek:

[skigrltn1]

Skigrl y on earth do lie about your age, think we have seen every part of u or at least the parts u have privelidged us with. U and others on this thread should go out and teach these younger ones on how to keep themselves in better shape that way when they reach the ages of all the women on this thread they can FLAUNT IT LIKE ROCK STARS!

Why thank you Wilson, from me and the other women here, aren't you sweet...4 days a week in the fitness center can do wonders.....it'll keep you're tummy so flat you can eat off it....oh, sorry, that's been done.:D
oops, being bad again....sorry:o

[nphxcpl4fun]

Why thank you Wilson, from me and the other women here, aren't you sweet...4 days a week in the fitness center can do wonders.....it'll keep you're tummy so flat you can eat off it....oh, sorry, that's been done.:D
oops, being bad again....sorry:o

I would rather eat right below it :p

[HandBanana]

Why thank you Wilson, from me and the other women here, aren't you sweet...4 days a week in the fitness center can do wonders.....it'll keep you're tummy so flat you can eat off it....oh, sorry, that's been done.:D
oops, being bad again....sorry:o

have you even been to STL that ass looks like one of the girls i ate sushi off of, i forget what they are called but they are used as a serving tray of sorts. MMMMMMMMM naked women

[wilson6]

Why thank you Wilson, from me and the other women here, aren't you sweet...4 days a week in the fitness center can do wonders.....it'll keep you're tummy so flat you can eat off it....oh, sorry, that's been done.:D
oops, being bad again....sorry:o
HONEY I would eat just about any thing off of you and u too if that would be your desire and and stop being sorry. anything involving u, me, your s/o and all the other females on this thread CAN NEVER BE BAD!

[skigrltn1]

HONEY I would eat just about any thing off of you and u too if that would be your desire and and stop being sorry. anything involving u, me, your s/o and all the other females on this thread CAN NEVER BE BAD!

I apologize in here so I don't have to go to confession on Sundays...LOLOL:D

[wilson6]

I apologize in here so I don't have to go to confession on Sundays...LOLOL:D
Damn their Priest in here! U would think after the scandals that they have had they would stay away from anything that has the letters S and X involved:D

[HandBanana]

I apologize in here so I don't have to go to confession on Sundays...LOLOL:D

Anything else you wan to confess to me? I am here for you my child.
I'm not a priest but i did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night.;):D

[Rider65]

As Billy Joel said, "I'd rather laugh with the sinners, than cry with the saints. The sinners are much more fun. Only the good die young."

[wilson6]

Anything else you wan to confess to me? I am here for you my child.
I'm not a priest but i did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night.;):D
well since u r taking confessions......Father I continue to have this reaccurring dream about my childrens mother what should i do.......stayed at a HIE last nite too.:D:D:D:D

[skigrltn1]

Anything else you wan to confess to me? I am here for you my child.
I'm not a priest but i did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night.;):D

LOLOL...well hand, you put a smile on my face with that one..thank you.:D

[alwayshard]

ok I am!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Have to relieve the pressure that the story time thread and skigrltn avatar and profile pixs created

[skigrltn1]

ok I am!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Have to relieve the pressure that the story time thread and skigrltn avatar and profile pixs created

sorry, me being bad again, oops:o

[vegas_music]

I'm gonna be masturbating as soon as I get off work!!! I've been going nuts here all day... the secretary is looking FINE today too lol too bad she's like 20 years older then me... and I'm a wuss :P

It's gonna be another lonely night in Vegas, me in my room naked and horny cuz I'm too shy to go to clubs alone... *sigh*

[alwayshard]

sorry, me being bad again, oops:o

Well you know you have to be punished for be bad...Now bend over so you can get whats coming to you:p;)

[Laligal]

Well you know you have to be punished for be bad...Now bend over so you can get whats coming to you:p;)I want her bent over holding the hood of the car, with your legs spread. so I can lick her and enjoy the nice night air... Then you can punish us both.;)
I will share her with you tonight dear.:)

[Chocalate darling]

just finished........

[Trumpet Rider]

just finished........Perfect. Good and wet. Easy entry.

[Chocalate darling]

Perfect. Good and wet. Easy entry.

yep:D

[pulledmuscle]

just finished........

Me too, we should have masturbated together.

[skigrltn1]

Well you know you have to be punished for be bad...Now bend over so you can get whats coming to you:p;)

I want her bent over holding the hood of the car, with your legs spread. so I can lick her and enjoy the nice night air... Then you can punish us both.;)
I will share her with you tonight dear.:)

now that sounds like fun.....I don't how long it's been since I've been bent over the hood of a car.....at least....ummmm...three weeks....:eek:

[pulledmuscle]

How about bent over the hood of a car in the rain?

[skigrltn1]

How about bent over the hood of a car in the rain?

mmmmmmmm...ok:eek:

[DVLS_ADVT]

now that sounds like fun.....I don't how long it's been since I've been bent over the hood of a car.....at least....ummmm...three weeks....:eek:The tailgate of my truck is at the right level.;):D

[DVLS_ADVT]

How about bent over the hood of a car in the rain?and under a lamp post.:p

[pulledmuscle]

mmmmmmmm...ok:eek:

I'll PM u directions.

[kellbell05]

we have concured the neighbor:p
Nice to see you back TheWife:)

[smerkster]

Morning everyone. I'm starting the day off by rubbing one out. :)

[pulledmuscle]

I've masturbated so much lately & now I think I got righty pregnant.

[Midtowness]

<----- this guy is

[Orion]

<----- this guy is

Well...knock it off and go outside and f*ck somebody. :D

[Midtowness]

Well...knock it off and go outside and f*ck somebody. :D

gf left for work before i got up, roommate just left so yeah :(

[Orion]

gf left for work before i got up, roommate just left so yeah :(

What about that sexy chick on the sidewalk going past your front door????

[Midtowness]

I'll keep the blinds open just in case.

[H-Town05]

Just finished

[john paul]

well...:D

just a look at your pics and i sure could use a lock on my office door!

[always]

well...:D

Well, not right *now* - that was earlier! ;)

[skigrltn1]

i see Leather has a new delicious AV..mmmmmmmm:eek:

[Billybob979]

I absolutely refuse to masterbate, if it aint the real deal i will just suffer

[sin-thia]

Are you serious?

[Billybob979]

absolutely serious

[sin-thia]

Wow. I'm stunned.

[Billybob979]

masterbation leaves me wanting more and my hand just can't satisfy

[azjozo13]

masterbation leaves me wanting more and my hand just can't satisfy

Just switch hands once in a while, or is that considered "cheating" around here????? :D:cool::eek:

[skigrltn1]

masterbation leaves me wanting more and my hand just can't satisfy

Maybe the hand just needs some training and guidance to satisfy you....possibly...oh I don't know...:eek:

[Laligal]

I absolutely refuse to masterbate, if it aint the real deal i will just sufferI would not make it through a day and mu poor bunnies would feel so neglected.:rolleyes:

[Billybob979]

i want the warmth and moistness of a womans love tunnel and the feeling of her warm arms and hands on my body the kisses that make you thirst for more.....masterbation is just not fun for me

[kellbell05]

Wow. I'm stunned.
I'm stunned as well

[Orion]

i want the warmth and moistness of a womans love tunnel and the feeling of her warm arms and hands on my body the kisses that make you thirst for more.....masterbation is just not fun for me

Besides that...it will make you go blind...

So can I... come on somebody...

[alwayshard]

:o:o
Hey what can I say ...Its hard and she isnt home to take care of it so....YUP I'm stroking the chicken as we speak:eek:

[Laligal]

:o:o
Hey what can I say ...Its hard and she isnt home to take care of it so....YUP I'm stroking the chicken as we speak:eek:Wow whats with the animals I just put the bunnies away.:p

[alwayshard]

Wow whats with the animals I just put the bunnies away.:p

DAmn !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You never include me lately:mad:

[Laligal]

DAmn !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You never include me lately:mad:I know Im just so spur of the moment.

[always]

i know im just so spur of the moment.

surprise!

[alwayshard]

I know Im just so spur of the moment.

Well you know I'm always ready and willing when ever you are baby;);):D

[Laligal]

Well you know I'm always ready and willing when ever you are baby;);):DNext time I will call at 1 am and ask if you will help me masterbate.. My luck you wont be the one to answer again.:eek:

[alwayshard]

Next time I will call at 1 am and ask if you will help me masterbate.. My luck you wont be the one to answer again.:eek:

Yes I will...cause shes leaving:mad::)

[Laligal]

Yes I will...cause shes leaving:mad::)But you never know who will be there I found that out.:p

[Laligal]

surprise!I love surprses..:rolleyes::D

[alwayshard]

But you never know who will be there I found that out.:p

So...Is that a problem or something...???????????:(

[Laligal]

So...Is that a problem or something...???????????:(Not for me...:D

[nphxcpl4fun]

I love surprses..:rolleyes::D

like when my gf calls when I am on a date with my wife:eek:

[Laligal]

like when my gf calls when I am on a date with my wife:eek:How do you date your wife. LMAO :rolleyes:

[nphxcpl4fun]

How do you date your wife. LMAO :rolleyes:

we were out on a date, dinner and a movie, you know, a date, gf called in the middle of the movie, I check vm and she sounded a lil off, my wife picked up that something was up so she told me I could call to see if things were ok, ...

[Laligal]

we were out on a date, dinner and a movie, you know, a date, gf called in the middle of the movie, I check vm and she sounded a lil off, my wife picked up that something was up so she told me I could call to see if things were ok, ...Did she know who was on the phone?

[nphxcpl4fun]

Did she know who was on the phone?

she knows the woman's name and that we are good friends, ... I was maybe even going to be taking her to the airport in the morning

[r1656]

When you can do it personally with someone. It is a very revealing act. Russ

[r1656]

well...:D
Much nicer to do it together. It is a very revealing act that two can share together

[ice_in_houston]

rubbing one out now...

[zapon69]

Damn, this feels good!

[AlterBabe]

well...:D

Just finished :)

[Nomad6]

Just finished :)

Wish I'd have been there!

[Taylor,J]

Just finished :)

Me Too..Damm:mad:

[Rick96]

have start yet:D

[easynuts1]

Just finished :)


I used your avatar to nut thank you for that ass

[always]

well...:D

Well, not anymore. ;)

[pulledmuscle]

Just finished :)

You always forget to call me so we can do it together.

[always]

http://www.justourimages.com/main/images/humor/mommy%27s%20toy.jpg

http://www.justourimages.com/main/images/humor/spanking%20for%20dummies.jpg

[parliamentlite]

That first picture is a riot... thanks always

[tony.bond]

I have been on and off a part of the day...Now to be honest and knowing I have came a few times I need a good real fuck soon.:)
Hi Laligal... I would like to introduce myself... my name is "goodrealfuck"....

Anything I can do to help you out, please let me know :-)

[Laligal]

Hi Laligal... I would like to introduce myself... my name is "goodrealfuck"....

Anything I can do to help you out, please let me know :-)Well someone has been going back in the posts. LMAO I wonder if I got what I wanted that night..:rolleyes:

[tony.bond]

Well someone has been going back in the posts. LMAO I wonder if I got what I wanted that night..:rolleyes:
lol.. just wanted to start at the beginning of the thread and see what was said.... sometimes reading the last can be a bit confusing, you dont know where anyone is coming from....

Did you ?

[Laligal]

lol.. just wanted to start at the beginning of the thread and see what was said.... sometimes reading the last can be a bit confusing, you dont know where anyone is coming from....

Did you ?I can't remember but I will just say he owes me...:D

[speflash]

I wish I could say yes. After seeing Ski's, Leather's avatar/profile pics:eek:, i definately need to....seems this thing called work kinda interrupts me..:mad::(

[Don Martin]

I wish I could stroke the monster right now, I agree with Speflash, there is definitely some very hot images to view here. Gets the juices flowing, bigtime.

[ViperAg]

Why Leather, you're not wearing a bustle. How lewd. ;)

[R. Leatherette]

Why Leather, you're not wearing a bustle. How lewd. ;)

I'm your huckleberry...;):D

[nphxcpl4fun]

I'm your huckleberry...;):D

"lets run it off of them"

[madmax]

I'm your huckleberry...;):D

Hey! That's the line I use on him! And I never wear a women's underwear!

[always]

Hey! That's the line I use on him! And I never wear a women's underwear!

I think y'all have that in common too then. :p