View Full Version : cops + papers = suck
tagger
01-06-2006, 10:16 AM
Hey everyone, Is it just my state, but our local sigles paper seems to be ful of ads from undercover cops acting as escorts? The rumor is they can offer whatever they want and then arrest you for soliciting prostitution. I just loaned my brother 500.00 bucks to get out of jail. Of corse this is his story and I would expect him to stick to it. Dont they have better things to do like solve some of the many unsolved crimes or buy more donuts or something? It just seems so petty. Drugs, murder, assult, and robbery are so much more serious. Ok I'll stop rambling. I would also like to congradulate everyone that posts pics here on a job well done. Not to leave anyone out but kellbell, cowgirl, grizz, easyblis- you all have some great ones. And karen can talk a mean hardon til it erupts. Keep up the good work. Keep the pics coming. KC salutes you all.
Hey, be nice to the cops they truly ARE just doing their job!!
muffdiver13
01-06-2006, 01:03 PM
Nope, we have nothing better to do...fucking with people is just part of the job :D
muffdiver13
01-06-2006, 01:08 PM
Jus tOfficer ma'am. Any thing I can do for You?
cuff me baby, I've been a bad, BAD girl !!!!!!!!
dated a police officer once (briefly--I couldn't handle the ego). He was AWESOME in bed. Oh geeze I think I wore his cuffs more than any criminals in our city!!!!! And what a NICE club he had......
muffdiver13
01-06-2006, 01:24 PM
Cuffing you to the bed posts (I always carry 2 pair :D ) spreading your legs..."you have the right to moan and scream".... :p
damn, I have to run, muff....sorry babe!!
muffdiver13
01-06-2006, 01:24 PM
My luck today Kris....see ya....
Sweet
01-06-2006, 05:55 PM
Cuffing you to the bed posts (I always carry 2 pair :D ) spreading your legs..."you have the right to moan and scream".... :p
Mmmmm muff...........I think there's a few of us on here who've been bad girls..... :rolleyes:
muffdiver13
01-06-2006, 08:08 PM
Any time you need cuffing and a good body search...I'm your man :D
kellbell05
01-06-2006, 08:14 PM
Any time you need cuffing and a good body search...I'm your man :D
Hey muff...can you handcuff me? I have been a very bad girl.
muffdiver13
01-06-2006, 08:18 PM
Getting cuff out now....you got bed posts?
kellbell05
01-06-2006, 08:21 PM
Getting cuff out now....you got bed posts?
not on my bed, but we can imagine there are...I have been handcuffed by my bf and there was no bedposts.
muffdiver13
01-06-2006, 08:24 PM
CUffing you up.....Hmmm, I think I need to search you.....feeling your tits...massaging them.....
kellbell05
01-06-2006, 08:45 PM
CUffing you up.....Hmmm, I think I need to search you.....feeling your tits...massaging them.....
Mmmm..yes what else...as you slide your manly hands down my body.
muffdiver13
01-06-2006, 08:46 PM
putting my fingers in your pussy...gotta make sure you're not hiding anything in there.....finger fucking you while I rub your clit with my thumb....
kellbell05
01-06-2006, 08:51 PM
putting my fingers in your pussy...gotta make sure you're not hiding anything in there.....finger fucking you while I rub your clit with my thumb....
So, Do I have the right to moan and scream? Cause if you finger fuck my wet pussy as I am standing up, I will moan and scream...my legs won't be able to handle it...mmmmmmmm...yes!
muffdiver13
01-06-2006, 08:56 PM
Sorry..."you have the right to moan and scream"...laying you down...there, is that better...seems I need to inspect this a little closer....spreading your thighs and moving up in between them....slipping my tongue into your pussy.....
kellbell05
01-06-2006, 09:08 PM
Sorry..."you have the right to moan and scream"...laying you down...there, is that better...seems I need to inspect this a little closer....spreading your thighs and moving up in between them....slipping my tongue into your pussy.....
Yes Officer Muff! that is much better, and I thank you for laying me down now. Mmmmm so does it pass inspection Officer Muff?
muffdiver13
01-06-2006, 09:10 PM
Nothing in htere yet, but I'll have to probe you after I finish with this part....sucking your clit into my mouth and tickling it with my tongue....
kellbell05
01-06-2006, 09:13 PM
Nothing in htere yet, but I'll have to probe you after I finish with this part....sucking your clit into my mouth and tickling it with my tongue....
OOOOOOOhhhhhhhh ...making me squirm as you are sucking on my clit into your mouth..I can feel you slide your tongue deep inside my pussy...sucking my pussy harder as I am moaning and fixing to scream really loud.
muffdiver13
01-06-2006, 09:14 PM
tongue fucking you, then back to your clit....then tongue fuckiing you some more.....back to the clit....sliding 2 fingers in and fucking you while I suck your clit....
kellbell05
01-06-2006, 09:21 PM
tongue fucking you, then back to your clit....then tongue fuckiing you some more.....back to the clit....sliding 2 fingers in and fucking you while I suck your clit....
Oooooooohhhhhhhh fuck!
muffdiver13
01-06-2006, 09:22 PM
I think you need to cum before I check any further.....licking and sucking on your clit.......finger fucking you faster......
kellbell05
01-06-2006, 09:36 PM
I think you need to cum before I check any further.....licking and sucking on your clit.......finger fucking you faster......
I meant oh fuck because you are doing a great job and I can't speak right now...breathing harder and harder as you are doing alot of licking and sucking to my swollen clit.
muffdiver13
01-06-2006, 09:37 PM
twirling my tongue on your clit...2 fingers fucking your pussy.....