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anyone that has fucked a warm pie? what it feel like?
PhoneWhore Karen
06-04-2009, 02:01 AM
You couldn't ask in your watermelon thread?
SIMMCO
06-04-2009, 05:40 AM
i think its time this asshole got banned !!
Bunny82
06-04-2009, 05:59 AM
I told you he has watched the movie American pie way to many times LMAO
skigrltn1
06-04-2009, 07:11 AM
anyone that has fucked a warm pie? what it feel like?
i see you got to mommy's computer again when she wasn't looking...naughty, naughty....go stand in the corner and play with yourself.:eek:
madmax
06-04-2009, 07:25 AM
i see you got to mommy's computer again when she wasn't looking...naughty, naughty....go stand in the corner and play with yourself.:eek:
I'm waiting for the ".... bucket of mashed potatoes" or "...goat" threads.
Wait... location says "UK".... brings a whole new meaning to "bangers and mash" LOL
skigrltn1
06-04-2009, 07:27 AM
I'm waiting for the ".... bucket of mashed potatoes" or "...goat" threads.
Wait... location says "UK".... brings a whole new meaning to "bangers and mash" LOL
i kinda messed with him over in the watermelon thread...these uk people...so different
madmax
06-04-2009, 07:28 AM
i kinda messed with him over in the watermelon thread...these uk people...so different
That made me howl... in a good way.
always
06-04-2009, 07:29 AM
i see you got to mommy's computer again when she wasn't looking...naughty, naughty....go stand in the corner and play with yourself.:eek:
Uh, OK. :cool:
BamBam61
06-04-2009, 07:29 AM
Someone tell this Boy that Warm Pie is for eating...........and hair pie is for fucking!!!!!:eek:
Laligal
06-04-2009, 07:30 AM
Someone tell this Boy that Warm Pie is for eating...........and hair pie is for fucking!!!!!:eek:What if there is no hair?
madmax
06-04-2009, 07:30 AM
Someone tell this Boy that Warm Pie is for eating...........and hair pie is for fucking!!!!!:eek:
I'd say something but its too obvious.
john paul
06-04-2009, 07:32 AM
I'm waiting for the ".... bucket of mashed potatoes" or "...goat" threads.
Wait... location says "UK".... brings a whole new meaning to "bangers and mash" LOL
i'm with you . i just wonder what is next. chickens? what about a cheesecake? or an alien?
skigrltn1
06-04-2009, 07:32 AM
What if there is no hair?
leave it to youo to throw in a twist...LOL...morning lali:p
Laligal
06-04-2009, 07:32 AM
i'm with you . i just wonder what is next. chickens? what about a cheesecake? or an alien?Well I might be interested in this one..:p
Laligal
06-04-2009, 07:33 AM
leave it to youo to throw in a twist...LOL...morning lali:pMorning Ski... Sweet glad to see you in to...
BamBam61
06-04-2009, 07:34 AM
What if there is no hair?
Well Ok I stand corrected......Pie is Pie although no Pie is the same........
madmax
06-04-2009, 07:34 AM
Well I might be interested in this one..:p
I'll send over my landscape guy.
Laligal
06-04-2009, 07:35 AM
i'll send over my landscape guy.
lmao....
madmax
06-04-2009, 07:35 AM
I think we have humored and given this bozo enough attention.
Ski: there is some guy wounded in a hayloft that wants to talk to you.
AMdriller1
"hay woundering if u would like to chat on line now"
Sweet
06-04-2009, 08:24 AM
Someone tell this Boy that Warm Pie is for eating...........and hair pie is for fucking!!!!!:eek:
I beg to differ. I have a pie, that is not a hair pie...that IS warm and loves to be eaten. :eek::eek::eek:
BamBam61
06-04-2009, 08:36 AM
I beg to differ. I have a pie, that is not a hair pie...that IS warm and loves to be eaten. :eek::eek::eek:
Ok this must be correct BamBam day...lol
Maybe this kid is right , i want to F%^& a warm pie right about now myself.:eek:
Sweet
06-04-2009, 08:38 AM
Ok this must be correct BamBam day...lol
Maybe this kid is right , i want to F%^& a warm pie right about now myself.:eek:
You know I'm just teasing you. It's all good. :D
comon
06-04-2009, 08:54 AM
yo! this sounds good, I like eating pie :D
sin-thia
06-04-2009, 09:06 AM
yo! this sounds good, I like eating pie :D
How cool is that. I like having pie eaten:D
always
06-04-2009, 09:07 AM
How cool is that. I like having pie eaten:D
I was thinking more HOT than cool. At least it is when I eat it. I'm talking "climbing the walls with ecstasy" hot!
BamBam61
06-04-2009, 09:08 AM
How cool is that. I like having pie eaten:D
Hi Sin........lol thought this would be a good time to chime in.......lol;)
always
06-04-2009, 09:12 AM
How cool is that. I like having pie eaten:D
Since you are switching to women, you better learn to like eating pie too. :rolleyes:
Sweet
06-04-2009, 10:09 AM
Since you are switching to women, you better learn to like eating pie too. :rolleyes:
LMAO!!! Exaaaaaaaaaactly!
Bunny82
06-04-2009, 10:11 AM
Since you are switching to women, you better learn to like eating pie too. :rolleyes:
As long as its finger lickin good :eek:
Sweet
06-04-2009, 10:15 AM
As long as its finger lickin good :eek:
She's such a snob she'll never put her face down there. lol :p:p:p
Bunny82
06-04-2009, 10:16 AM
She's such a snob she'll never put her face down there. lol :p:p:p
LMAO...beginner :rolleyes:
always
06-04-2009, 10:17 AM
LMAO...beginner :rolleyes:
Too bad you had your chance to show your expertise when Lali visited you, but you have no idea what I am talking about. :rolleyes:
Bunny82
06-04-2009, 10:22 AM
Too bad you had your chance to show your expertise when Lali visited you, but you have no idea what I am talking about. :rolleyes:
I know your weird :rolleyes:
sin-thia
06-04-2009, 10:25 AM
I was thinking more HOT than cool. At least it is when I eat it. I'm talking "climbing the walls with ecstasy" hot!
Now there's a confident man
Hi Sin........lol thought this would be a good time to chime in.......lol;)
Hey Bam - chime away
Since you are switching to women, you better learn to like eating pie too. :rolleyes:
I'd rather be the recipient for a bit, then maybe, since I learn best by watching:D:D:D
LMAO!!! Exaaaaaaaaaactly!
Up yours
skigrltn1
06-04-2009, 10:27 AM
I think we have humored and given this bozo enough attention.
Ski: there is some guy wounded in a hayloft that wants to talk to you.
AMdriller1
"hay woundering if u would like to chat on line now"
i saw that...haven't figured out how to respond yet
I beg to differ. I have a pie, that is not a hair pie...that IS warm and loves to be eaten. :eek::eek::eek:
tease:eek:
Sweet
06-04-2009, 10:32 AM
Up yours
with what? Your tongue? :eek::D
always
06-04-2009, 10:33 AM
with what? Your tongue? :eek::d
nice!
sin-thia
06-04-2009, 10:36 AM
with what? Your tongue? :eek::D
Maybe I'll start with a bottle!!!
always
06-04-2009, 10:38 AM
Maybe I'll start with a bottle!!!
What if it breaks???
Oh, hell, just use a plastic one.
Sweet
06-04-2009, 10:39 AM
Maybe I'll start with a bottle!!!
Ok try that on yourself first and let me know how that goes. There was a news-woman down here in the 80's that did that and ripped her uterus out! :eek::eek:
sin-thia
06-04-2009, 10:40 AM
Ok try that on yourself first and let me know how that goes. There was a news-woman down here in the 80's that did that and ripped her uterus out! :eek::eek:
Refer to my email to you.
And I second the :eek::eek:
Sweet
06-04-2009, 10:43 AM
Refer to my email to you.
And I second the :eek::eek:
I just responded to you. :p
Kenny55
06-04-2009, 12:45 PM
Maybe I'll start with a bottle!!!
Maybe you should use something a little more pliable.........:D
sin-thia
06-04-2009, 12:59 PM
Maybe you should use something a little more pliable.........:D
My thoughts exactly! I mentioned the bottle because of something funny that happened on my business trip, but pliable is exactly what I had on my mind
I once fucked up a dozen donuts.
Kenny55
06-04-2009, 01:26 PM
i once fucked up a dozen donuts.
lmao!!!
sin-thia
06-04-2009, 01:28 PM
I once fucked up a dozen donuts.
Damn Gort. I hate when my donuts are fucked up.
Kenny55
06-04-2009, 01:42 PM
Damn Gort. I hate when my donuts are fucked up.
Hope he wasn't in charge of making the holes! :eek::p
madmax
06-04-2009, 01:43 PM
I once fucked up a dozen donuts.
I know you're just dying to add a joke about cream filled long johns...
Sweet
06-04-2009, 06:44 PM
I once fucked up a dozen donuts.
Awww my sweet exhusband was here and I missed him. :p
pgh69
06-05-2009, 06:40 AM
I'm waiting for the ".... bucket of mashed potatoes" or "...goat" threads.
Wait... location says "UK".... brings a whole new meaning to "bangers and mash" LOL
I have to admit to enjoying the "Ryan posts." More accurately, I enjoy the feedback to the Ryan posts. Here's my betting line on what's next:
Farm animal....................................3 to 1
Small appliance................................6 to 1
Breakfast cereal...............................9 to 1
Dogwood tree..................................15 to 1
Vintage WWII German pistol................37 to 1
Lake Erie.........................................80 to 1
Aretha Franklin.................................100 to 1
john paul
06-05-2009, 06:56 AM
I have to admit to enjoying the "Ryan posts." More accurately, I enjoy the feedback to the Ryan posts. Here's my betting line on what's next:
Farm animal....................................3 to 1
Small appliance................................6 to 1
Breakfast cereal...............................9 to 1
Dogwood tree..................................15 to 1
Vintage WWII German pistol................37 to 1
Lake Erie.........................................80 to 1
Aretha Franklin.................................100 to 1
if anybody fucks a vintage ww2 german pistol i'm gonna get offended. do you know how hard it is to get jizz off of a vintage parkerized finish?
madmax
06-05-2009, 07:00 AM
if anybody fucks a vintage ww2 german pistol i'm gonna get offended. do you know how hard it is to get jizz off of a vintage parkerized finish?
Uh... no. I hope I never know.:cool:
john paul
06-05-2009, 07:05 AM
Uh... no. I hope I never know.:cool:
well um..... i read on the internet that it was tough........
always
06-06-2009, 03:55 PM
if anybody fucks a vintage ww2 german pistol i'm gonna get offended. do you know how hard it is to get jizz off of a vintage parkerized finish?
Probably a lot harder than it is to get the jizz off of Aretha Franklin!
Laligal
06-06-2009, 05:13 PM
Probably a lot harder than it is to get the jizz off of Aretha Franklin!
Oh no you didn't LMAO oh thats bad..