Searching for a Lonely Woman

[HistoryLvr]

Hi St. Louis. I'm looking for a nice but lonely woman who is in search of something extra. While I am looking for something physical it would be more than that - friendship. If interested drop me a line @ Byzantium1979@hotmail.com!

[MrBean]

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRREEEEE'S JIM............(drumroll)

[Sweet]

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRREEEEE'S JIM............(drumroll)

LMAO...... :D

[MrBean]

Still waiting Jim...........................

[muffdiver13]

Getting popcorn out, Sweet, Mr. Bean, pull up some chairs and join me.

[MrBean]

Bean MD and Sweet sitting on edge of seats waiting in anticipation..

[gypsygal]

have i missed the show???*reaching for muff's popcorn*

[Jim1560]

HI BABY I'M A LONELY MATURE FEMALE IN THE DFW AREA. I CAN TRAVEL IF YOU CAN HOST. I'M READY NOW. CHECK OUT MY PIC. :rolleyes:

[MrBean]

And There He Is. Big Jim1560. Crowd Roaring Chanting Together Piss Off Piss Off Piss Off This Aint No Place For You!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Sweet]

HI BABY I'M A LONELY MATURE FEMALE IN THE DFW AREA. I CAN TRAVEL IF YOU CAN HOST. I'M READY NOW. CHECK OUT MY PIC. :rolleyes:

There it is ladies & gentleman!! Jim, take a bow....

LMAO LMAO....OMG my sides hurt!!

Hey she looks like Janet Reno !!

[jackal]

and there it is folks

[muffdiver13]

Sounds of applause!!!!1

[gypsygal]

haha...omg sweet she does look like janet reno

[nobodys fool]

Way to go... Another show of togetherness by the clique.. Great stuff. Lets not encourage any new people to join the forum.. Let the inner cicle grow stronger y'all and stand defiant in the face of noobs.. This forum belongs to the clique.. After three y'all lets chant.. no more noobs! no more noobs! no more noobs! :rolleyes:

[muffdiver13]

And that thought will kill any hardon!

[Sweet]

Way to go... Another show of togetherness by the clique.. Great stuff. Lets not encourage any new people to join the forum.. Let the inner cicle grow stronger y'all and stand defiant in the face of noobs.. This forum belongs to the clique.. After three y'all lets chant.. no more noobs! no more noobs! no more noobs! :rolleyes:

SKREECH GO TO CLASS!!!!

[MrBean]

Way to go... Another show of togetherness by the clique.. Great stuff. Lets not encourage any new people to join the forum.. Let the inner cicle grow stronger y'all and stand defiant in the face of noobs.. This forum belongs to the clique.. After three y'all lets chant.. no more noobs! no more noobs! no more noobs! :rolleyes:

Hey let's start a new clique, we'll call it the "I am a douchebag clique"
I nominate NF for leader.

[johnny bravo]

i like this picture better..

[gypsygal]

SKREECH GO TO CLASS!!!!
lmao...my sides hurt..yall are cracking me up today..

[jackal]

lmao.....http://www.movieprop.com/tvandmovie/savedbythebell/screech.jpg

[nobodys fool]

SKREECH GO TO CLASS!!!!

please stop it. your humour is killing me.. :rolleyes:

[muffdiver13]

Hey fool, if the want to join, interact. But since they just pop in a post some NSA contact info shit, fuck 'em. They can go to the backpage section for that.

[gypsygal]

Hey let's start a new clique, we'll call it the "I am a douchebag clique"
I nominate NF for leader.
oooooo...i second the nomination :p

[gypsygal]

i like this picture better..
OMG...now thats just nasty!!!!i could have gone all day without seeing that!

[nobodys fool]

Hey fool, if the want to join, interact. But since they just pop in a post some NSA contact info shit, fuck 'em. They can go to the backpage section for that.

I think he might just be looking for some "sexual" interest which is why he posted in the "sex" forum.. :D

[Sweet]

Look I just ordered t-shirts for our clique:

[PhoneWhore Karen]

LOL Another "this is getting good" thread!

Keep it up, Jim! You da man! :D

[nobodys fool]

Pat yourself on the back alwayssweet.. Posting that super funny picture must be worth at least 5 LMAO's from the clique... :rolleyes:

[jackal]

here is one for ya always...LMAO

[nobodys fool]

I knew WE could count on you Jackal. never slow in coming forward.. :)

[muffdiver13]

Wish we could dount on you to go backwards, right out of here!

[MrBean]

I knew WE could count on you Jackal. never slow in coming forward.. :)

And you are never slow in being a jack ass.

[ultimate175]

Fool, I'm with ya. Why old-timers expect noobs to know - or follow - the "etiquette" (defined by the old-timers) of the forum (i.e. don't come on here asking to meet someone for sex if you've never "contributed" to forum orgies) is beyond me. Certainly doesn't have that "sexual and expressive freedom" feel to it that I always associated with a forum like this.

[jackal]

hey deep, why dont you do us all a favor and find out how many licks it takes to get to the center of a light socket

[nobodys fool]

And you are never slow in being a jack ass.

And your never slow in stating the obvious.. :)

Did I tell you that your wife looks very fine..

[MrBean]

Fool, I'm with ya. Why old-timers expect noobs to know - or follow - the "etiquette" (defined by the old-timers) of the forum (i.e. don't come on here asking to meet someone for sex if you've never "contributed" to forum orgies) is beyond me. Certainly doesn't have that "sexual and expressive freedom" feel to it that I always associated with a forum like this.

Most new people lurk around for a while before they join. (I did) So you kind of get an idea of what goes on in the forum. That's how I see it but that is just me. If you are going to post an ad or try to hook up expect getting grief. But you have to have a sense of humor about it all.

[ultimate175]

But why expect grief? It's a fucking sex forum. The guy comes on here hoping to find someone to get together with, and people rail on him because he "didn't do it the right way".

[johnny bravo]

But why expect grief? It's a fucking sex forum. The guy comes on here hoping to find someone to get together with, and people rail on him because he "didn't do it the right way".
But yet a *girl* post wanting sex and those same guys are all over it...too funny

[ultimate175]

But yet a *girl* post wanting sex and those same guys are all over it...too funny

Ding ding ding.

[MrBean]

I agree with both of you about a girl coming on here and such. I don't respond to them. I give grief equally not to be a dick but as a joke. Sense of humor is a must anywhere you go. If you can take a joke, great then you can be in our "clique" If you can't take a joke then you need to get a reality check. This is supposed to be fun isn't it?

[PhoneWhore Karen]

Ding ding ding.

*perk!*

Oh, you said "ding, ding, ding". I thought I heard "ring, ring, ring,". It's okay. I need a lil break. But I love these high drama filled days. Keeps my phone ringing. :D Just go on getting each other all worked up. I'm always happy to help relieve those pent up frustrations. ;)

I'm making more popcorn, too! :p

[ultimate175]

*perk!*

Oh, you said "ding, ding, ding". I thought I heard "ring, ring, ring,". It's okay. I need a lil break. But I love these high drama filled days. Keeps my phone ringing. :D Just go on getting each other all worked up. I'm always happy to help relieve those pent up frustrations. ;)

I'm making more popcorn, too! :p

I believe I'd prefer your "frustration relief options" to your popcorn. Just a hunch though.

[Sweet]

Who's making fun of him? Historylovr...I hope you find some nookie, or cookie....or whatever it is you're looking for. :p If you go back and read......Mr. Bean and I KNEW Jim1560 would "follow suit" and post his usual "greeting" (yes...greeting. We gave Jim shit when he first started posting too.....but we've grown to know and love him for his....um.....eh-emmm witty.....telling you like it is nature). :p

WELCOME HISTORY>>>>I hope you find some NOOKIE!!!!
:p

[Jim1560]

GUYS GIRLS IT'S ALL THE SAME. MOST TIMES YOUR NOT GONNA GET LAID HERE SO I TREAT ALL SEXES THE SAME. WHY? cause i don't care! :eek:

[MrBean]

Who's making fun of him? Historylovr...I hope you find some nookie, or cookie....or whatever it is you're looking for. :p If you go back and read......Mr. Bean and I KNEW Jim1560 would "follow suit" and post his usual "greeting" (yes...greeting. We gave Jim shit when he first started posting too.....but we've grown to know and love him for his....um.....eh-emmm witty.....telling you like it is nature). :p

WELCOME HISTORY>>>>I hope you find some NOOKIE!!!!
:p

Just remember it's all in your name(just some sucking up always)

[Jim1560]

Who's making fun of him? Historylovr...I hope you find some nookie, or cookie....or whatever it is you're looking for. :p If you go back and read......Mr. Bean and I KNEW Jim1560 would "follow suit" and post his usual "greeting" (yes...greeting. We gave Jim shit when he first started posting too.....but we've grown to know and love him for his....um.....eh-emmm witty.....telling you like it is nature). :p

WELCOME HISTORY>>>>I hope you find some NOOKIE!!!!



OOOHH SWEET TELL ME MORE. :rolleyes: OKAY MABEY NOT. :p

[HistoryLvr]

Thanks! I need some - bad!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MrBean]

Thanks! I need some - bad!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey welcome. good to see that you got a sense of humor because you stuck around after all that. Another St. Louisan....Houston you have a problem :D

[gypsygal]

well, welcome to the forum.I see that the welcome wagon came to greet you...LMAO

[Sweet]

Just remember it's all in your name(just some sucking up always)

Believe YOU me BEANY, if I'm SUCKIN' you'll know it!! :eek:

[MrBean]

Believe YOU me BEANY, if I'm SUCKIN' you'll know it!! :eek:

I'm sure i would along with my neighbors.......Letting out a long slow loud moan