The Seedy Love Shack

[PhoneWhore Karen]

Dear Kell and Paintboy,

I'm so sorry for not taking my own advice and staying out of the Lighthouse kitchen. I really did know better than to eat Paintboy's cooking. You never know who's hoohah his hands have been all up in. Alas, I did eat the Texas Chili he cooked. Unfortunately, it did not settle well with my delicate bowels, and the Lighthouse is no more. To make it up to the lovebirds, I have built this glorious love shack for them, complete with a hole in the wall so Kell can give random blowjobs to the varied horn dogs that frequent backpage.com. You will also find binoculars in every room for Paintboy so he can continue to oogle the very fine women of the forum.

Grow in love, let your jollies be often, and please order take out next time.

Sincerely,
The Phone Whore

[texdot33]

*crawling back up into his chair* OH MY GOD!!! *thump* (falling outta chair again .... ) *ROTFLMFAO*

[Otto]

I love Karen!!!! :D

[texdot33]

I am calling your line and leaving you a $50 just for that last post ...

(not really but you are fucking funny as hell)

[paintman_3000]

Karen, YOU ARE FIRED for being the wedding COORDINATOR....... for blowing up the new lighthouse.

[texdot33]

Paint may have fired her as coordinator, but I am hiring her as the comedy act!!

[paintman_3000]

Karen, YOU ARE FIRED for being the wedding COORDINATOR....... for blowing up the new lighthouse.

Kell is going to strangle you when she get on here but not tonight. SO your lucky tonight. BEWARE OF KELL.... she loved the new lighthouse.

[texdot33]

*laughing in the corner* the seedy love shack ... with the hole in the walls ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHA ... *wipes tears from eyes* .....

[PhoneWhore Karen]

Kell is going to strangle you when she get on here but not tonight. SO your lucky tonight. BEWARE OF KELL.... she loved the new lighthouse.

Kell is going to thank me! The Lighthouse didn't have a built in glory hole.

[texdot33]

Looking at Cowgirl ....

wanna try it out? I mean, Karen WAS nice enough to put it there ...

[texdot33]

If I am going to use anything with KB and Paint ... I want to use it first ... *shudder*

[PhoneWhore Karen]

Oh, I insist you two try it out. :D

[texdot33]

* looking at the hole in the wall .... *

Um, Karen ... :o I hate to be picky ... but you need to make this a touch wider ...

[texdot33]

Good idea, maybe with a little lube I can slide through ...

To quote Robin Williams, "Why is it that God gave men a penis and a brain both only enough blood to opperate ONE at a time?"

[paintman_3000]

giving the love shack to the perfect couple, that should be together. so here is the keys to the love shack Tex. hope you and CG have alot of fun

[RonBurgundy]

Why do I always end up in thse seedy shacks? Damn.... lol

[texdot33]

giving the love shack to the perfect couple, that should be together. so here is the keys to the love shack Tex. hope you and CG have alot of fun

Oh, I see how it goes around here ... you get the lighthouses and I get the seedy shack ... thanks buddy! :p

[PhoneWhore Karen]

giving the love shack to the perfect couple, that should be together. so here is the keys to the love shack Tex. hope you and CG have alot of fun

No! Paint this is my wedding gift to you and Kell. I built it with my own hands. And I PROMISE I'll never eat anything you cook. Heck, I won't even eat anything you touch!! This Love Shack will be the happy home of many masturbatory sessions if you only allow yourself to look at it with your boner and not your brain. I know YOU can do this!!

[texdot33]

Ahem... the new lighthouse went up in Karen's farts!

I know that ... what I was saying is that he gets the nice stuff and gives me the "seedy love shack"

Do I hear ... No, I must be mistakin' .... OK ... Who's the wiseass that turned on the B-52's ...

*sing along now*

Love shack ... baby, love shack ...

[paintman_3000]

I know that ... what I was saying is that he gets the nice stuff and gives me the "seedy love shack"

Do I hear ... No, I must be mistakin' .... OK ... Who's the wiseass that turned on the B-52's ...

*sing along now*

Love shack ... baby, love shack ...

jumping in and singing the LOVE SHACK. come everybody with with us.

[texdot33]

Knock a little louder now ...

BANG BANG ... on the door, baby ....

I can't hear you ...

BANG BANG!!!

[PhoneWhore Karen]

jumping in and singing the LOVE SHACK. come everybody with with us.

There's the spirit! Get your weiner out and stroke along to the beat of the song!

[texdot33]

Now, Karen, you have crossed the line ... that's just too freakin' weird ...

[paintman_3000]

There's the spirit! Get your weiner out and stroke along to the beat of the song!

throwing burnt parts of Kell shuitzu at Karen. hope your happy, DOG KILLER. back to singing the song. love shack.

[PhoneWhore Karen]

Now now Paintboy. You know full well that Kell's shitzu was only a stuffed animal. I stole the real puppy weeks ago. He's growing up happy and healthy in my mansion.

[RonBurgundy]

Love Shack, eh. I think the song for this thread should be 'Get Low'....

[paintman_3000]

Now now Paintboy. You know full well that Kell's shitzu was only a stuffed animal. I stole the real puppy weeks ago. He's growing up happy and healthy in my mansion.

Karen, I saw your mansion in our backyard. the front door said ROVER.

RED ROVER RED ROVER LET KAREN CUUM OVER.

[PhoneWhore Karen]

Karen never CUMS at backpage.com. Sorry!

[haz123]

Karen never CUMS at backpage.com. Sorry!


Then can i just cum on you and leave!!!

[PhoneWhore Karen]

Dear Kell,

I got all your messages from Paintboy. He PM'd them to me while you and he were on the phone. Again, I'm terribly sorry about the Lighthouse. It wasn't my fault. If you check yesterday's posts you will notice that I flat out said that I don't dare eat anything Paintboy cooks. You really never know who's hoohah he's been fondling. So tonight he made Texas Chili and the guy was so proud of himself. I didn't want to hurt his feelings so I ate some. Big mistake. Wow, did my sweet bowels sure rebel! I had farts like you wouldn't believe. And although they stunk worse than a shit covered skunk, everything was ok - until your beloved Paintboy put a blow torch to my hot ass. The explosion was instantaneous. Luckily, all forum members are present and accounted for. You should be grateful that everyone escaped harm's evil reach. So please - really - please accept this beauteous fuck house. I have built it directly on top of the remains of both Lighthouses. I know it doesn't have all the fancy schmancy luxuries of the Lighthouse, but it has the two most important things from the Lighthouse - Kell and Paintboy. A love such as yours and his is no match for any catastrophe. Like a Lighthouse, your love is like a beacon in the dark, lighting the way for all forum members. Live here, love here.

Truly,
The PhoneWhore

[haz123]

Dear Kell,

I got all your messages from Paintboy. He PM'd them to me while you and he were on the phone. Again, I'm terribly sorry about the Lighthouse. It wasn't my fault. If you check yesterday's posts you will notice that I flat out said that I don't dare eat anything Paintboy cooks. You really never know who's hoohah he's been fondling. So tonight he made Texas Chili and the guy was so proud of himself. I didn't want to hurt his feelings so I ate some. Big mistake. Wow, did my sweet bowels sure rebel! I had farts like you wouldn't believe. And although they stunk worse than a shit covered skunk, everything was ok - until your beloved Paintboy put a blow torch to my hot ass. The explosion was instantaneous. Luckily, all forum members are present and accounted for. You should be grateful that everyone escaped harm's evil reach. So please - really - please accept this beauteous fuck house. I have built it directly on top of the remains of both Lighthouses. I know it doesn't have all the fancy schmancy luxuries of the Lighthouse, but it has the two most important things from the Lighthouse - Kell and Paintboy. A love such as yours and his is no match for any catastrophe. Like a Lighthouse, your love is like a beacon in the dark, lighting the way for all forum members. Live here, love here.

Truly,
The PhoneWhore


I take back the cum comment!!!! O dear! ! O Dear ! ! :eek:

[xx_lil_bratty_xx]

Ha ha ha..that is so damn funny

Hey Karen where is my buttplug? Kell, I tried to help out and I shoved buttplug in Karens butt to prevent any explosions. However, it appears the mission has failed. The butt plug has been launched into the ocean I'm sure. In the event of another explosion, or even tornado, hurricane, or another disaster in need of shelter, please don't hesitate to come to the Brat Cave

[PhoneWhore Karen]

The butt plug survived the explosion. However, I don't think you really want it back. It's icky.

Here is a new king sized bed for Kell and Paintboy. Have at it, kiddos!

[PhoneWhore Karen]

By the way, I have hired a chef.

[kellbell05]

Roflmfao......how Can I Stay Mad At You Karen....

[kellbell05]

Hey Paintman...

Meet me at the Love Shack!!!!!

[kellbell05]

Perfect! Now we'll have more on the menu than popcorn, nachos and cheese fries :)

I'd like to request more seafood! Afterall we are apparently close to the ocean! :p

I love seafood...

[PhoneWhore Karen]

Dinner is served.

http://www.redlobster.com/i/discover/hdr_image_200503.jpg

[kellbell05]

Dinner is served.

http://www.redlobster.com/i/discover/hdr_image_200503.jpg

thank you Karen...so how is your night going?

[PhoneWhore Karen]

Going pretty good. Just got home. Ready to pig out on that seafood platter!

[kellbell05]

Going pretty good. Just got home. Ready to pig out on that seafood platter!

just don't eat too much..might get those bowels moving again...

[PhoneWhore Karen]

LOL Yeah, I'll pig out in moderation. Hey, the chef says he'll cater your wedding for FREE!

[kellbell05]

LOL Yeah, I'll pig out in moderation. Hey, the chef says he'll cater your wedding for FREE!

oh really.... :)

[paintman_3000]

getting home and see my honey. giving you a long passionate kiss. so how is my sexy lady.

[kellbell05]

getting home and see my honey. giving you a long passionate kiss. so how is my sexy lady.

i am hanging in there honey...my toe/foot still hurts....i hope it goes away soon...

[paintman_3000]

i am hanging in there honey...my toe/foot still hurts....i hope it goes away soon...

sitting Kell on the couch and bending down and looking at her toe. poor honey, I bet it still hurts you. I will pamper you tonight, want anything to drink honey? sure did miss you today.

[kellbell05]

sitting Kell on the couch and bending down and looking at her toe. poor honey, I bet it still hurts you. I will pamper you tonight, want anything to drink honey? sure did miss you today.

i have missed you too honey...it hurts just to walk...can't put much pressure on my foot...going to get a wound culture probably on Thursday...got poked on my finger today...see how much sugar level i had...

some sweet tea please....

[paintman_3000]

so this is our new place honey. might need some stuff for this place.

[kellbell05]

so this is our new place honey. might need some stuff for this place.

yeah..looking around...at least she gave us a king size bed... :D

[paintman_3000]

you sit on the couch, coming back with some sweet tea. want anything else honey. glad you got home early, you need your foot to heal.

[olive_juices_yum]

poor guy it seems like paint just lost his puppy in the (light house) are you ok. i know moving into another house is no fun but it is what you make of it

[paintman_3000]

yeah..looking around...at least she gave us a king size bed... :D

well that a start. well else do you think we need for love shack. looking in the bathroom, got to have a makeover in the bathroom.

[kellbell05]

you sit on the couch, coming back with some sweet tea. want anything else honey. glad you got home early, you need your foot to heal.

yeah...i don't think i could handle to work the rest of the day with this much pain... :(

[Jim1560]

just don't eat too much..might get those bowels moving again...



JIM STANDING BY JUST IN CASE. :eek:

[kellbell05]

well that a start. well else do you think we need for love shack. looking in the bathroom, got to have a makeover in the bathroom.

we can do that together...hehehe

[kellbell05]

JIM STANDING BY JUST IN CASE. :eek:

thank you jim...giving you a kiss on the cheek...muah

[paintman_3000]

yeah...i don't think i could handle to work the rest of the day with this much pain... :(

I felt bad when you were in alot of pain last night. glad you got to see the doctor today.

[texdot33]

By some of the posts in here, this looks like the place to be this evening ... Hello everyone ... Karen, is your ass safe tonight?? (ya know, in many other forums on this World Wide Web, that would be an odd question, but not in Sexforumville!)

[kellbell05]

I felt bad when you were in alot of pain last night. glad you got to see the doctor today.

the blister is huge...right between the big toe and the toe next to it...i hope it goes away really soon...

[kellbell05]

By some of the posts in here, this looks like the place to be this evening ... Hello everyone ... Karen, is your ass safe tonight?? (ya know, in many other forums on this World Wide Web, that would be an odd question, but not in Sexforumville!)

Hi Tex... :)

[paintman_3000]

thank you jim...giving you a kiss on the cheek...muah

thanks Jim for staying around. your a good friend to have.

[texdot33]

KB *polite KOC* I haven't seen you in a long while ... saw the vacation pics ... looks like you and paint had a great time ... *wink wink ... nudge nudge*

[kellbell05]

KB *polite KOC* I haven't seen you in a long while ... saw the vacation pics ... looks like you and paint had a great time ... *wink wink ... nudge nudge*

thanks Tex...we did have a great time...missing him so much right now...wish he was here to pamper me...

sorry i wasn't on last night...not feeling well...the toe thing has been going on at least a month...

[paintman_3000]

the blister is huge...right between the big toe and the toe next to it...i hope it goes away really soon...

I hope so for you honey. looking at your blisters. hope it goes away. want anything else you let me know.

[kellbell05]

I hope so for you honey. looking at your blisters. hope it goes away. want anything else you let me know.

i will...just wish that you were here with me... :(

[paintman_3000]

i will...just wish that you were here with me... :(

me too, can't wait when we are married. then we will always be together. I will call you now.

[kellbell05]

me too, can't wait when we are married. then we will always be together. I will call you now.

i want to be with you always and forever...please call me now...

[paintman_3000]

i want to be with you always and forever...please call me now...

calling you now. giving you a big hug.

[kellbell05]

calling you now. giving you a big hug.

i am glad...i like to hear your voice...

[paintman_3000]

i am glad...i like to hear your voice...

glad to be with you, Love hearing your voice every time. I get sad if I don't hear from you.

[kellbell05]

glad to be with you, Love hearing your voice every time. I get sad if I don't hear from you.

me too honey...especially when i say i will call you back really quick and you don't answer...

[paintman_3000]

me too honey...especially when i say i will call you back really quick and you don't answer...

sitting on the couch, then getting up and start a fire in the fireplace.

[texdot33]

Paint ... this is the Seedy Love Shack ... no fireplace here ... just a firepit in the back yard for a bonfire!

[paintman_3000]

Paint ... this is the Seedy Love Shack ... no fireplace here ... just a firepit in the back yard for a bonfire!

thanks Tex, I forgot where I was. going to put a fireplace in the living room.

[kellbell05]

your just have to snuggle up to me to keep me warm at night honey... :)

[paintman_3000]

your just have to snuggle up to me to keep me warm at night honey... :)

snuggling next to you, I can keep you warm all night long sexy. going to call a lot of repairmen tomorrow.

[kellbell05]

snuggling next to you, I can keep you warm all night long sexy. going to call a lot of repairmen tomorrow.

sounds good honey...*clink* what's that? jumping into your arms

[texdot33]

*looking up* Well, it's a good thing that no one was standing there ... that could have hurt!!

[paintman_3000]

sounds good honey...*clink* what's that? jumping into your arms

mmm love when your on my lap. looking around and see Whiskers near the doorway. I think Whiskers made a noise.

[PhoneWhore Karen]

Dang, did everyone go to bed early tonight?

[RonBurgundy]

Guess so. And on that note, Burgundy. Out.

[paintman_3000]

the next morning, see coment trucks coming in the yard. laying the foundation for the rest of the Love Shack. this Love Shack will have a kitchen with running water, bathrooms with shower, jacuzzi, and a big tub. will have 5 bedrooms, study room, living room with a fireplace. A laundry room next to a two door gagrage.

outside will be a flag pole, with aTexas and Love Shack flags.

[paintman_3000]

putting up a pic of the lighthouse. it was a nice place to be at.

[haz123]

putting up a pic of the lighthouse. it was a nice place to be at.


Im running at this place with a fire bomb!!! dam it.... does this place have a red light going round and round.... inviting to hit it or like the old lighthouse warning people from it...

[paintman_3000]

Im running at this place with a fire bomb!!! dam it.... does this place have a red light going round and round.... inviting to hit it or like the old lighthouse warning people from it...

not this building haz,go to Karen house. go batman save this house.

[haz123]

not this building haz,go to Karen house. go batman save this house.

Dam rain put the fire out.... O O O so close!! :D

[paintman_3000]

Dam rain put the fire out.... O O O so close!! :D

here a beer haz, so how are you today.

[haz123]

here a beer haz, so how are you today.

Im cool today, looking forward to weekend though, thanks for the beer... nice to be welcomed! :)

[paintman_3000]

Im cool today, looking forward to weekend though, thanks for the beer... nice to be welcomed! :)

so what plans do you have haz this weekend?

[haz123]

so what plans do you have haz this weekend?


I am taking my lady to Geordie land for the weekend, have a huge party planned with the family then.. Plenty drink, dancing and lots of fun..

Geordie land is Newcastle and Sunderland here in UK... Trying to think of a famous geordie you may know.... mmmm nope.. DAM IT - O Paul Gascogne (soccer Player)

[paintman_3000]

I am taking my lady to Geordie land for the weekend, have a huge party planned with the family then.. Plenty drink, dancing and lots of fun..

Geordie land is Newcastle and Sunderland here in UK... Trying to think of a famous geordie you may know.... mmmm nope.. DAM IT - O Paul Gascogne (soccer Player)

that sound cool, Will the weather be ok that weekend.

[haz123]

that sound cool, Will th weathe be ok that weekend.
Weather is never great up there... Hope so, its right on the coast... and when it rains it rains, dam i hate the english weather...

[Jim1560]

DON'T WORRY PAINT I JUST SIGNED A CONTRACT WITH BATMAN TO PROTECT MS. KELLBELL. NOT TO WORRY THOUGH I GOT SOMEONE TO TAKE OF YOU TOO. :p :p :p THEY WILL KEEP THOSE PESKY BRITS AWAY FROM THE LOVESHACK.

[paintman_3000]

DON'T WORRY PAINT I JUST SIGNED A CONTRACT WITH BATMAN TO PROTECT MS. KELLBELL. NOT TO WORRY THOUGH I GOT SOMEONE TO TAKE OF YOU TOO. :p :p :p THEY WILL KEEP THOSE PESKY BRITS AWAY FROM THE LOVESHACK.

thanks Jim, Kell will be happy that she is protected by Batman.

[Jim1560]

I THOUGHT YOU WOULD LIKE WONDERWOMAN TOO. :p

[haz123]

DON'T WORRY PAINT I JUST SIGNED A CONTRACT WITH BATMAN TO PROTECT MS. KELLBELL. NOT TO WORRY THOUGH I GOT SOMEONE TO TAKE OF YOU TOO. :p :p :p THEY WILL KEEP THOSE PESKY BRITS AWAY FROM THE LOVESHACK.

Jim Jim Jim... Dont you know my mate Superman will piss on BATMAN ....

Well if you want to play hard... My man is on his way

http://www.ci.kk.dk/skoler/oestre_borgerdydskole/pb-1b-eng/superman.jpeg

[Jim1560]

BATMAN ISN'T IN TO GOLDEN SHOWERS. BESIDES THE LOVESHACK IS MADE OUT OF KRYPTONITE. :eek: :p

[haz123]

BATMAN ISN'T IN TO GOLDEN SHOWERS. BESIDES THE LOVESHACK IS MADE OUT OF KRYPTONITE. :eek: :p


Bollocks!!! KRYPTONITE... wow batman... kapow, swoosh, bang, ok.. he failed.... so my other mate is just going to have to come and help me.. He loves us BRITS!!

This is gotta hurt!!
http://www.keeperleagues.net/csonka/graphics/csonka-captain_america.jpg

[paintman_3000]

haa haha Kell has some super heroes for her protection. that good to know. puttig in the new plates in the kitchen cabinet. its not like the lighthouse but it will do just fine. this Love Shack is a big house.

[paintman_3000]

checking our mail box. mmmm got a letter from Kell can't wait to see what she sent me. going back inside, laying it on the breakfast table and getting some tea.

[paintman_3000]

Kell is going to thank me! The Lighthouse didn't have a built in glory hole.

I know Karen, thanks for glory hole. got that piece of art work in the back room.

[PhoneWhore Karen]

the next morning, see coment trucks coming in the yard. laying the foundation for the rest of the Love Shack. this Love Shack will have a kitchen with running water, bathrooms with shower, jacuzzi, and a big tub. will have 5 bedrooms, study room, living room with a fireplace. A laundry room next to a two door gagrage.

outside will be a flag pole, with aTexas and Love Shack flags.

Looking good! This is gonna be the best Love Shack west of the Mississippi. Come to think of it, east of the Mississippi as well. Oh hell, I'll just say it. This Love Shack may be seedy, but it's one hell of a love shack! This is gonna be the Love Shack that all other love shacks strive to be!

I'm really excited for the indoor plumbing. Just because I'm as flexible as a cat doesn't mean I wanna keep squatting in the back yard to do my business.

[Mercury_Maniac]

ring her bell?


do i have the right tool?

[Mercury_Maniac]

you don't get it?


want an explanation?

[TheWife]

pulling up the chair waiting for school to begin
do I need to take notes merc :)

[Mercury_Maniac]

pulling up the chair waiting for school to begin
do I need to take notes merc :)


take notes? nope.


take off clothes? yup :)

[Mercury_Maniac]

what it means is.


well it doesn't make sense is what it means :P

[TheWife]

taking off the shirt
there go the pants
bra's gone
check all clothes are off....
waiting for instructions from professor merc

[Mercury_Maniac]

do you have an Atlas ready? :)

[TheWife]

CG yes you are right
merc i don't have one of those....

[Mercury_Maniac]

Well I'll tell you what it means to me... if a girl is on the pill, you don't need to use protection... and I right?



well you shouldn't have to double-wrap.

i could see why someone would want a condom, but not two :)

[Mercury_Maniac]

i know that.


i'm just saying that 2 condoms is extreme.....especially when she's on the pill.





edit: saw your second post..........:)

[TheWife]

yes please naked and waiting :D

[Mercury_Maniac]

Unwrapped of course! :D



well its never wrapped...........but i could put a little bow on it or something :D

[azgirl]

Say Anything......damn I was racking my brain.......

[TheWife]

well its never wrapped...........but i could put a little bow on it or something :D

can we pick what color the bow is??

[azgirl]

Thanks CG....Enjoy the forum very much....you guys are hilarious. :D

[Mercury_Maniac]

can we pick what color the bow is??



as long as its a manly color :D

[TheWife]

hmmmmmmmmmmm how about blue?

[Mercury_Maniac]

hmm maybe.


whats your favorite color?

[dickandjane]

no pink!! it shows you're secure. i love men in pink...ties, oxfords, etc. sooooo hot.

[TheWife]

hmm maybe.


whats your favorite color?


blue .....it's the color of my eyes
I have a weakness for blue eyes shhhh don't tell MrB (his are hazel) :D

[Mercury_Maniac]

no pink!! it shows you're secure. i love men in pink...ties, oxfords, etc. sooooo hot.


well there is some pink downthere already ;)



and about the eyes........mine look blue........and maybe a little green, does that get you going? ;)

[kellbell05]

what are ya'll talking about...just got on :confused:

[PhoneWhore Karen]

Hey everyone! I just had an awesome entertainment system installed. Take a listen right here (http://www.robinandallen.com/mp3/Love_Shack.mp3).

[TheWife]

and about the eyes........mine look blue........and maybe a little green, does that get you going?

a let me think about that.............
yep
now how a bout a peek at that pink thing you were talking about :p

[TheWife]

hey kell, cg and I are trying to get merc to post some more pics. how are you tonight?

[Mercury_Maniac]

and about the eyes........mine look blue........and maybe a little green, does that get you going?

a let me think about that.............
yep
now how a bout a peek at that pink thing you were talking about :p



see signature :)

[kellbell05]

Well I'll tell you what it means to me... if a girl is on the pill, you don't need to use protection... and I right?

Cg...you can still get pregnant if you are on the pill also...that's what i have heard from friends of mine saying that they did get pregnant while on the pill...

[TheWife]

see signature :)

such a tease
we were wanting new ones (on knees) please

[Mercury_Maniac]

awww.........i was hoping you wanna see in person.


well i won't be taking pics for awhile


but you'll be the first to know when i post them :)

[kellbell05]

hey kell, cg and I are trying to get merc to post some more pics. how are you tonight?

I am doing good...just waiting till Paintman arrives on later...probably around 10 tonight...

[TheWife]

awww.........i was hoping you wanna see in person.


well i won't be taking pics for awhile


but you'll be the first to know when i post them :)

well I am home alone for the night (hint hint) :D

[Mercury_Maniac]

well I am home alone for the night (hint hint) :D



oh.......well........got a cam? :D

[dickandjane]

I was thinking the same thing!!!!!

dick has a pink tie and everytime i see him in it i want to fuck him :D

sorry for the delay..i got sucked into reading the foot thread. haven't been on in soooo long. so much happened while we were gone!!

[TheWife]

oh.......well........got a cam? :D

no..... I need to get one

[kellbell05]

dick has a pink tie and everytime i see him in it i want to fuck him :D

sorry for the delay..i got sucked into reading the foot thread. haven't been on in soooo long. so much happened while we were gone!!

hi jane...i got your email...thx for replying back...

[Mercury_Maniac]

dick has a pink tie and everytime i see him in it i want to fuck him :D

sorry for the delay..i got sucked into reading the foot thread. haven't been on in soooo long. so much happened while we were gone!!




ok.....pink tie it is!!!!!!!

[dickandjane]

hi jane...i got your email...thx for replying back...

no prob. glad i got to catch up on what was going on around here. like the ring but really liked the vaca pics. can't wait for dick to see them :)

[dickandjane]

ok.....pink tie it is!!!!!!!

YEAH merc. pink tie only!! that would be super hot.

[Mercury_Maniac]

YEAH merc. pink tie only!! that would be super hot.




wearing anything sexy for me? :)

[dickandjane]

just a pink thong...pulled over to one side!

[Mercury_Maniac]

oh my my.


pink on pink.......i love it :D

[kellbell05]

no prob. glad i got to catch up on what was going on around here. like the ring but really liked the vaca pics. can't wait for dick to see them :)

thank you...hope dick will enjoy them... :)

[dickandjane]

oh my my.


pink on pink.......i love it :D

me too merc but you better use a condom so we don't make pink babies..haha :D

[dickandjane]

thank you...hope dick will enjoy them... :)
oh i'm sure he will...don't you worry. BTW what happened to your toe??

[Mercury_Maniac]

me too merc but you better use a condom so we don't make pink babies..haha :D



oh.....well thats not what i meant by pink on pink.

but your talking that kind of action.........i'm game :)

[kellbell05]

oh i'm sure he will...don't you worry. BTW what happened to your toe??

some how i got a blister on my toe...and so i went to the dr..my reg. dr wasn't in so i got some lady who didn't really know what she was doing...she thinks i got it from wearing shoes that were too tight or not enough air circulating my feet...well she popped the blister with the scalpel...she shouldn't of done that which caused the infection....by one week i had 5 blisters on the same toe...this past Monday I had another (6) blister form between my big toe and the toe that was infected...which caused me so much pain that it hurt just to walk...so my dr told me that i could stay home for the next 3 days to get better...speaking of i work with kids...can't be on my feet all day with that much pain...i go back tomorrow to see my dr ....going to have a wound culture done on it...he thought i might be diabetic but my sugar level was fine...so i have been on antibiotics since Saturday and applying two creams on the infected toe several times a day...

[dickandjane]

i knew what you meant. i just took it a little further and also wanted to pick up on an earlier post.

[paintman_3000]

coming home to the new love shack. coming inside and see where my honey at.

[PhoneWhore Karen]

Hey everyone! I just had an awesome entertainment system installed. Take a listen right here (http://www.robinandallen.com/mp3/Love_Shack.mp3).


Hey Paint, did you listen to the awesome stereo system I had installed? It's an early wedding gift for you and Kell.

[olive_juices_yum]

that was awesome girl. they will love it

[texdot33]

Hello eveyone ... hope you don't mind ... I snuck in the backdoor and let myself in ... :rolleyes:

[paintman_3000]

Hey Paint, did you listen to the awesome stereo system I had installed? It's an early wedding gift for you and Kell.

thanks Karen, like the stero system that you got us.

[Moveton]

Hey there Tex. How you doing tonight?

[kellbell05]

Hi Tex....you are always welcome... :)

[paintman_3000]

Hello eveyone ... hope you don't mind ... I snuck in the backdoor and let myself in ... :rolleyes:

Hi tex, so how are you tonight?

[Moveton]

Paintman, where are you and Kell getting married?

[kellbell05]

thanks Karen, like the stero system that you got us.

I can't seem to listen to it...damn dial up....

[paintman_3000]

Hey there Tex. How you doing tonight?

Hi Moveton, how are you tonight?

[texdot33]

I am well ... has anyone seen CG?? I can't seem to find her ...

[paintman_3000]

I can't seem to listen to it...damn dial up....
coming behind Kell and giving you a hug and turning you around and kissing you. glad we are here together.

[Moveton]

Hi Moveton, how are you tonight?

Pretty good paintman. Just finished with sword practice. It's finally getting warm enough to play around outside! YES! What've you been up to? Busy, I imagine....

[PhoneWhore Karen]

I can't seem to listen to it...damn dial up....

Maybe Paint can play the song on his computer, and you can listen over the phone. It's a very special song for this very special place.

[kellbell05]

I am well ... has anyone seen CG?? I can't seem to find her ...

she was on here earlier tonight, but then she left....sorry Tex...

[Moveton]

Hey Tex, I haven't seen CG yet, but I just got on. Maybe she'll be along in a little while.

[kellbell05]

Maybe Paint can play the song on his computer, and you can listen over the phone. It's a very special song for this very special place.

I hope so...or maybe try again later....thanks Karen... :)

[kellbell05]

coming behind Kell and giving you a hug and turning you around and kissing you. glad we are here together.

I am glad that you are here with me now...been missing you alot today....

[paintman_3000]

Pretty good paintman. Just finished with sword practice. It's finally getting warm enough to play around outside! YES! What've you been up to? Busy, I imagine....
yep Moveton, been busy. turn around and flying out of St.Louis again. so between traveling and working weird hours, its been busy. looking at my special lady, traveling to Dallas is always worth the trip.

[Moveton]

Since you two live in separate states, where are you going to live once you're married (if it's okay to ask)?

[kellbell05]

yep Moveton, been busy. turn around and flying out of St.Louis again. so between traveling and working weird hours, its been busy. looking at my special lady, traveling to Dallas is always worth the trip.

Well I can't wait till i go to St. Louis to see you next month...just around the corner and celebrate my birthday....

[kellbell05]

Since you two live in separate states, where are you going to live once you're married (if it's okay to ask)?

I will be moving to where he is at....

[paintman_3000]

I will be moving to where he is at....

want anything to drink Kell, how about you Moveton want anything to drink?

[kellbell05]

want anything to drink Kell, how about you Moveton want anything to drink?

Tea would be fine...thank you honey...

[OmKranti]

Can I have some tea too? I really miss you guys.....

[kellbell05]

Can I have some tea too? I really miss you guys.....

Hi Om...how are you doing?

[paintman_3000]

Tea would be fine...thank you honey...

going to the kitchen and getting two glasses of tea. hi Om, how are you tonight? handing the glass of tea to Om and then the other glass of tea to my honey. giving you a kiss.

[OmKranti]

Thanks Paint & Kell, I'm doing well, just up late in my hotel room tonight. I'm flying back to Denver tomorrow, thanks for the tea. Yummy.

[RonBurgundy]

Thanks Paint & Kell, I'm doing well, just up late in my hotel room tonight. I'm flying back to Denver tomorrow, thanks for the tea. Yummy.
Hotel room, eh? Hmmm, feel like getting on Messenger? :p

[paintman_3000]

Thanks Paint & Kell, I'm doing well, just up late in my hotel room tonight. I'm flying back to Denver tomorrow, thanks for the tea. Yummy.

so have you get to talk to Ron tonight ,OM.

[OmKranti]

I have a feeling I'm just about too.

[RonBurgundy]

Woo hoo! My night just actually got better.

[Moveton]

Hey paintman, you got any Green Tea? :)

[paintman_3000]

I have a feeling I'm just about too.

well I'm glad to hear.

[paintman_3000]

Hey paintman, you got any Green Tea? :)

looking in the cabinet, yep Moveton have some green tea. it won't take long to make.

[Moveton]

Ah, domo arigatou my friend *bows*....

[PhoneWhore Karen]

Hey, got any green tea?

[PhoneWhore Karen]

looking in the cabinet, yep Moveton have some green tea. it won't take long to make.

Oh, I see you've already made some.

[kellbell05]

Hey, got any green tea?

I think there is more for you Karen....he will be back in a sec...

[PhoneWhore Karen]

Oh good. Tell Moveton to get his own.

[kellbell05]

Oh good. Tell Moveton to get his own.

sorry, but Moveton got here first with the green tea....

[PhoneWhore Karen]

Drats. :mad:

[kellbell05]

Karen we have plenty of green tea...don't worry... :) be happy..

[paintman_3000]

Karen we have plenty of green tea...don't worry... :) be happy..

handing the green tea to Moveton. smiling at Kell. glad your here with me tonight.

[PhoneWhore Karen]

handing the green tea to Moveton. smiling at Kell. glad your here with me tonight.

Where's mine?

[paintman_3000]

Where's mine?

I'm soo sorry Karen, here is your glass Karen. love the stero that you got us. so where did you get the stero from.

[PhoneWhore Karen]

I got it from this one guy who loves to phone fuck me. It's just one of the perks of having your naked body all over the net. Random guys want to give you stuff.

[paintman_3000]

I got it from this one guy who loves to phone fuck me. It's just one of the perks of having your naked body all over the net. Random guys want to give you stuff.

well I'm glad you gave us the stero.

[PhoneWhore Karen]

You're welcome.

[paintman_3000]

came home, can't stay to long. need to pick up the kids after school. I see Kell still looking at her soaps

[kellbell05]

came home, can't stay to long. need to pick up the kids after school. I see Kell still looking at her soaps

Yep still watching Days of Our Lives... you must be done with the dishes...

[paintman_3000]

Yep still watching Days of Our Lives... you must be done with the dishes...

yep the dishes are done. thought I would surprise you for being home. kissing you slowy and hugging you. looking in your eyes, sure did miss you today.

[kellbell05]

yep the dishes are done. thought I would surprise you for being home. kissing you slowy and hugging you. looking in your eyes, sure did miss you today.

soap is over now...i hope they don't kill Marlena off the show...she has been on there too long...

yes you did surprise me honey..kissing you...

[PhoneWhore Karen]

Yep still watching Days of Our Lives... you must be done with the dishes...

Oh boy. When I'm the lady of the house, I'll be the one doing dishes. I'll let my man sit around and watch sports all day. He can look at all the porn he wants to. And yes, I'll be wearing sexy lingerie as I vacuum. But it's cool that you have such an obedient houseboy, Kell.

Oh, Paint? The windows need cleaning. Chop chop!

[kellbell05]

Oh boy. When I'm the lady of the house, I'll be the one doing dishes. I'll let my man sit around and watch sports all day. He can look at all the porn he wants to. And yes, I'll be wearing sexy lingerie as I vacuum. But it's cool that you have such an obedient houseboy, Kell.

Oh, Paint? The windows need cleaning. Chop chop!

Hey Karen...he even does the laundry.... :)

[PhoneWhore Karen]

Hey Karen...he even does the laundry.... :)

He does laundry? Okay, then I've changed my mind. When I'm lady of the house, me and my husband will watch sports all day and look at porn. Paintboy will come over and clean the house, and he can even wear sexy lingerie if he wants to.

[kellbell05]

He does laundry? Okay, then I've changed my mind. When I'm lady of the house, me and my husband will watch sports all day and look at porn. Paintboy will come over and clean the house, and he can even wear sexy lingerie if he wants to.

who said he was doing your cleaning? :confused:

[PhoneWhore Karen]

I pay well.

[kellbell05]

i don't know ..he went to pick up his kids from school...maybe talk to him later on...

[PhoneWhore Karen]

Okay, well I'm not in immediate need of a housecleaner yet. I'm not "settling down" for another 10 years or so. I'll keep him in mind though.

[kellbell05]

coming home and waiting for my man (Paint)...miss him so much.....

[MrBean]

Hi Kell how are things?

[kellbell05]

Hi MrBean....everything is good...toe is getting better...

[MrBean]

That's good to hear. Just chilling tonight watching hockey.

[kellbell05]

That's good to hear. Just chilling tonight watching hockey.

So where is TheWife tonight? I am waiting for Paint..he should be here later tonight...

[MrBean]

So where is TheWife tonight? I am waiting for Paint..he should be here later tonight...

She's at her band practice.

[kellbell05]

She's at her band practice.

i thought so... :)

[kellbell05]

MrBean....you are being paged...don't leave me alone in the love shack...

[MrBean]

I'm back sweety. I just burned a cd of my band for Fire

[PhoneWhore Karen]

Hey Kell and Paint. I see you two are front runners for happiest forum couple. I can already see the award on the mantle here in the Love Shack. I dunno how me and Jim got coupled up, but that's cool. He's like the hottest thing here, so I'll go with it. Okay, so anyway... PhoneWhore checking in...

[kellbell05]

I'm back sweety. I just burned a cd of my band for Fire

that's cool...yes Fire told me that you were...

[kellbell05]

Hey Kell and Paint. I see you two are front runners for happiest forum couple. I can already see the award on the mantle here in the Love Shack. I dunno how me and Jim got coupled up, but that's cool. He's like the hottest thing here, so I'll go with it. Okay, so anyway... PhoneWhore checking in...

yes i saw that too...that's great news about me and Paint...he should be here later tonight...

[MrBean]

Yeah he likes our music so I am going to mail him a copy. Hey Karen you forgot a poll on page two....The most integrated.

[PhoneWhore Karen]

I'll go bump it now!

[MrBean]

Please we are winning that one :D

[PhoneWhore Karen]

So where did everyone go?

[kellbell05]

Paint isn't on yet and i am starting to get a headache right now, so i need to get some sleep...i will catch you guys later...

Love you Paintman.... :)

[PhoneWhore Karen]

Okay, get some rest. :D

[paintman_3000]

coming home and seeing the note on the table. poor honey about her headache. hope it gets better.

[PhoneWhore Karen]

Welcome home, Paintman. It's quiet in the Love Shack tonight.

[paintman_3000]

missing you Kell, all day. glad we have have phones to each other.

[paintman_3000]

Welcome home, Paintman. It's quiet in the Love Shack tonight.

Hi Karen, how are you tonight? I voted for the couple forum. now we have 20 points..... talking to my honey right now on the phone.

[Moveton]

Hey paintman, how're you doing? It seems pretty silent around here tonight. Kinda spooky when forumville becomes a ghost town....

[paintman_3000]

Hey paintman, how're you doing? It seems pretty silent around here tonight. Kinda spooky when forumville becomes a ghost town....

I know what you mean Moveton. it's quite tonight. I know Karen pops in once in a while. Kell at home with a headache. still talking to her on the phone.

[Moveton]

I know what you mean Moveton. it's quite tonight. I know Karen pops in once in a while. Kell at home with a headache. still talking to her on the phone.

Well I guess I'm outta here, since it seems to have cleared out.

Get better Kell!! :)

[paintman_3000]

I'm back,had a few things to do at work. I work the night shift.

[paintman_3000]

sitting in front of the fireplace and enjoying the warmth.

[PhoneWhore Karen]

Phone Whore checking back in... anybody home?

[paintman_3000]

woke up. yep I'm home Karen, checking the refrig for some bottle water. so how are you tonight Karen?

[PhoneWhore Karen]

Doing okay. Just ordered Direct TV for the Love Shack.

[paintman_3000]

Doing okay. Just ordered Direct TV for the Love Shack.

thanks Karen, you really don't need to. maybe you can use it at your house.

[paintman_3000]

getting out some breakfast snack and coffee. so cold today, wish my honey was here to keep me warm.

[haz123]

getting out some breakfast snack and coffee. so cold today, wish my honey was here to keep me warm.

If you had honey to keep you warm... sure bunch of bees would come and sting your ass....

look when you guess gonna buy a proper house!

[paintman_3000]

If you had honey to keep you warm... sure bunch of bees would come and sting your ass....

look when you guess gonna buy a proper house!


haha got my bee protective suite while drinking my coffee..... right now lookng for a house for me and Kell and her daughter. still looking around, I know someting will come up before the wedding.

but on the forum, the Love Shack will do. it has all the modern things you need in the house. it has 5 bedrooms, 4 baths, swimming pool, two car gargage, big kitchen, study room. it has a up to date stero, cable. for a shack, its nice inside.
what some coffee haz?

[paintman_3000]

getting rid of the bees and taking off my suite

[haz123]

getting rid of the bees and taking off my suite


I will have milk 2 sugars please mate.... cheers.. Did the whore drink all the beer!

[paintman_3000]

I will have milk 2 sugars please mate.... cheers.. Did the whore drink all the beer!

nope still have a 12 pack still in the refrig. I thought Karen would have drank some of the beer last night.

so how is the weather on the other side of the world?

[haz123]

nope still have a 12 pack still in the refrig. I thought Karen would have drank some of the beer last night.

so how is the weather on the other side of the world?

Was pissing down with rain this morning, but now clear... Suns out but still cold... Nice start to weekend lets hope... What about over there ?

[paintman_3000]

Was pissing down with rain this morning, but now clear... Suns out but still cold... Nice start to weekend lets hope... What about over there ?

dam, cloudy and cold. Not a good way to start the weekend plus I don't see Kell until next Thursday and that really does suck. I work this weekend. I'm on 12 hour shifts.

[haz123]

dam, cloudy and cold. Not a good way to start the weekend plus I don't see Kell until next Thursday and that really does suck. I work this weekend. I'm on 12 hour shifts.

Work ? Weekends... hell no, weekends for playtime... sorry to hear your working... :mad: that really does suck!