April Fools

[paintman_3000]

Hi gang, please don't be mad at Kell. I was also in on the joke... we thought everybody knew it was April 1 ( Aprils fool joke)..... so I hope you can forgive us.

[kellbell05]

please forgive us....we didn't think everyone would be upset...sorry :(

[OmKranti]

It's ok, I think we're more disapointed than upset. We love you guys and you seemed so happy. And I know you had talked about having children before.

[kellbell05]

yes we do want more children just didn't think anybody would actually fall for it cause of today being April Fool's...

[Jim1560]

WELL I KNOW AVERAGE JOE FEELS BETTER. :eek:

[PhoneWhore Karen]

Well, I'm pissed. What the fuck am I gonna do with 20 cases of pickles? And what about the deposit on the baby shower? It's non-refundable!!!!! :mad:

I just may have to take you both to Judge Judy.

[OmKranti]

I just may have to take you both to Judge Judy.

Dude, that would be a riot! Imagine having to explain the story.

"Your honor, this woman and man whom I know from a sex forum online lied to me"

[paintman_3000]

Well, I'm pissed. What the fuck am I gonna do with 20 cases of pickles? And what about the deposit on the baby shower? It's non-refundable!!!!! :mad:

I just may have to take you both to Judge Judy.
ok Karen, I will buy the pickles from you. as for the deposit on the baby shower. I can give you the money.

[PhoneWhore Karen]

ok Karen, I will buy the pickles from you. as for the deposit on the baby shower. I can give you the money.

Oh good. Um, let's see how else I can get money out of you...

OMG I think I'm pregnant with your baby!!! :eek:

[kellbell05]

Oh good. Um, let's see how else I can get money out of you...

OMG I think I'm pregnant with your baby!!! :eek:

i don't think he is the father...he never fooled around with you Karen....you just took his food...

[paintman_3000]

Oh good. Um, let's see how else I can get money out of you...

OMG I think I'm pregnant with your baby!!! :eek:

calling Jim..... shouting Jim Jim......got the Blimp out saying Calling Jim Calling Jim. got news for you.... about you and Karen baby.

[PhoneWhore Karen]

i don't think he is the father...he never fooled around with you Karen....you just took his food...

Well this one time, Paintboy made hotdogs. And this was before I knew better than to eat his food. So he was cybering with HappyMarried, and he had just cum all over his hands. Well he went into the kitchen to finish the hotdogs, and about a minute later, I broke into the Lighthouse. I was a little horny, and since my Hypno Pimp-Daddy wasn't available, I used a hotdog to fuck myself with. I didn't notice that some of his cum rubbed off his hand onto the hotdog... and well, you can figure out the rest.

I'll see you on Judge Joe Brown.

[Jim1560]

WHAT U TALKIN BOUT WILLIS. :mad:

[PhoneWhore Karen]

Yeah, I don't know what to do!! :confused:

[kellbell05]

Omg!!!! Roflmfao!!!! Good One Jim

[paintman_3000]

WHAT U TALKIN BOUT WILLIS. :mad:

I have a strong one point.... Kell reminded me... I hate hotdogs, so I don't buy hotdog for the house. so Judge Brown, you see from my statment. Karen broke into someone else house to eat their food. so is there a law about breaking and entering in the U.S.

[PhoneWhore Karen]

Then whose splooge was on those hotdogs??? :confused:

[OmKranti]

Oh my, this shit is hilarious!! Karen you are the bomb!

[kellbell05]

Then whose splooge was on those hotdogs??? :confused:

IT WAS NOBODY'S FOOL!!!! :D :p

[PhoneWhore Karen]

IT WAS NOBODY'S FOOL!!!! :D :p

*faints* :eek:

[kellbell05]

*splashing Water On Karen* Are U Ok?

[kellbell05]

Hello Karen....you Still There!

[Jim1560]

Then whose splooge was on those hotdogs??? :confused:



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[PhoneWhore Karen]

Now I'm really confused! :confused:

[Jim1560]

Now I'm really confused! :confused:



BOTTOM LINE. IF YOUR PREGNANT AVERAGE JOE IS THE FATHER BECAUSE HE SP;OOGED ON THE HOT DOGS. :eek: :eek: :eek:

[PhoneWhore Karen]

OMG Who's gonna break the news to the lil guy? :eek:

[Jim1560]

OMG Who's gonna break the news to the lil guy? :eek:


MABEY WE CAN LET VODKA LOVE....... I MEAN DICKLOVER TELL HIM. :eek:

[PhoneWhore Karen]

:D :D :D Good idea.