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Admin

04-25-2006, 05:47 PM

i see jim 1560 found a way back in :)

Yeah. That guy is a fucking moron. He didn't have to find a way back in. He was never banned. He's free to log back in and post whenever he wants. That being said...let him have fun sneaking around.

Fucking Sex Forum retards...

Just a Guy

04-25-2006, 05:49 PM

In his defense, it has to be tough using a keyboard and mouse when you're a chronic masturbator.

Jesus Christ

04-26-2006, 05:44 PM

In his defense, it has to be tough using a keyboard and mouse when you're a chronic masturbator.

You don't seem to have any trouble with it.

Unregistered

04-26-2006, 06:49 PM

Yeah. That guy is a fucking moron. He didn't have to find a way back in. He was never banned. He's free to log back in and post whenever he wants. That being said...let him have fun sneaking around.

Fucking Sex Forum retards...

BIG FAGGOT LIAR.

Unregistered

04-26-2006, 10:28 PM

I wonder what the webmaster will say about that when I contact them tomorrow? Say goodbye to your moderator rights pal!

A_Dong_Market

04-26-2006, 11:32 PM

I wonder what the webmaster will say about that when I contact them tomorrow? Say goodbye to your moderator rights pal!

Wow. Clearly you have no clue.

\../Pwnx0r\../

04-26-2006, 11:49 PM

I wonder what the webmaster will say about that when I contact them tomorrow? Say goodbye to your moderator rights pal!

I have contacted the "webmaster".

His name is Jerry and he lives in a one bedroom apartment where he runs an old FreeBSD server on a cable modem and dreams of a day when he can land a job as a real network admin, working for a company that is too large to have anyone working for them who carries the title of "webmaster".

He said he was far too drunk to do anything about this right now but when he wakes up in the morning, he will do his best to remember the root password to the server and make sure all of our permissions are revoked.

IF he wakes up that is, i mean, he sounded really messed up.

Webmaster

04-27-2006, 12:02 AM

I have contacted the "webmaster".

His name is Jerry and he lives in a one bedroom apartment where he runs an old FreeBSD server on a cable modem and dreams of a day when he can land a job as a real network admin, working for a company that is too large to have anyone working for them who carries the title of "webmaster".

He said he was far too drunk to do anything about this right now but when he wakes up in the morning, he will do his best to remember the root password to the server and make sure all of our permissions are revoked.

IF he wakes up that is, i mean, he sounded really messed up.

Blargl flarglflats....uhhh...puppies...the puppies...

\../Pwnx0r\../

04-27-2006, 12:04 AM

Blargl flarglflats....uhhh...puppies...the puppies...

See what I mean?

Admin

04-27-2006, 12:04 AM

Alright, you guys...seriously...stop it.

The real webmaster just called...and...I've been fired.

Webmaster

04-27-2006, 12:05 AM

Alright, you guys...seriously...stop it.

The real webmaster just called...and...I've been fired.

j/k, you're hired...again!

Admin

04-27-2006, 12:06 AM

j/k, you're hired...again!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Thank you so much, "Webmaster".

Bueller

05-04-2006, 01:40 PM

BIG FAGGOT LIAR. I was quoted saying this, and it wasn't me that wrote it, must have been that Jim guy!

Bueller

Can someone take off the closet homo remark under my name? it's not appreciated!

\../Pwnx0r\../

05-04-2006, 01:53 PM

I was quoted saying this, and it wasn't me that wrote it, must have been that Jim guy!

Bueller

Can someone take off the closet homo remark under my name? it's not appreciated!

Sure buddy. I'll take care of that for you.

Snake Eyes

05-04-2006, 02:00 PM

Sure buddy. I'll take care of that for you.

Excellent.

Just a Guy

05-04-2006, 02:00 PM

Well, now he's out and proud. It feels good to help people.

\../Pwnx0r\../

05-04-2006, 02:02 PM

Well, now he's out and proud. It feels good to help people.

It does...it does. I always ask myself, what would Jesus do?

Jesus Christ

05-04-2006, 02:04 PM

It does...it does. I always ask myself, what would Jesus do?

That depends...

Have we been drinking? *and* What have we been drinking?

Just a Guy

05-04-2006, 02:05 PM

It does...it does. I always ask myself, what would Jesus do?

Really? How does our dark lord, satan feel about that?

\../Pwnx0r\../

05-04-2006, 02:15 PM

Really? How does our dark lord, satan feel about that?

Indeed...

Bueller

05-04-2006, 02:51 PM

Sure buddy. I'll take care of that for you.

Really now, can you just grow up and take it out altogether?

Just a Guy

05-04-2006, 02:54 PM

Really now, can you just grow up and take it out altogether?

Like this is the first time bueller has said that!

Just a Guy

05-04-2006, 02:55 PM

Get it? "take it out."

Bueller

05-04-2006, 02:55 PM

I actually laughed at the originality of that. just put something under my name that has nothing to do with homo.

Just a Guy

05-04-2006, 02:55 PM

Like he's having gay sex, and Bueller wants his partner to remove his genitals from his rectum.

Just a Guy

05-04-2006, 02:58 PM

I actually laughed at the originality of that. just put something under my name that has nothing to do with homo.

But, you're gay. Everyone knows it. Your wife knows it, your kids know it, dogs know it. Everybody seems to get it except you. What gives?

Bueller

05-05-2006, 08:05 AM

But, you're gay. Everyone knows it. Your wife knows it, your kids know it, dogs know it. Everybody seems to get it except you. What gives?

What gives is that you guys are too fuckin stupid to know there's a difference between gay and bi men. Now knock this shit off!

\../Pwnx0r\../

05-05-2006, 09:29 AM

What gives is that you guys are too fuckin stupid to know there's a difference between gay and bi men. Now knock this shit off!

No problem.

Jeff The Dalek

05-05-2006, 10:07 AM

No problem.

I see what you did there. Well done.

\../Pwnx0r\../

05-05-2006, 10:08 AM

I see what you did there. Well done.

Woah! A Dalek. Are you going to destroy me?

Jeff The Dalek

05-05-2006, 10:10 AM

Woah! A Dalek. Are you going to destroy me?

No. I don't do that anymore. I just play mame roms and troll web forums these days.

I got an Ipod too. I don't know how I ever functioned without this thing.

\../Pwnx0r\../

05-05-2006, 10:12 AM

No. I don't do that anymore. I just play mame roms and troll web forums these days.

I got an Ipod too. I don't know how I ever functioned without this thing.

Yeah, I can see that...Uhhh, so have you seen Dr. Who lately?

Jeff The Dalek

05-05-2006, 10:12 AM

Yeah, I can see that...Uhhh, so have you seen Dr. Who lately?

Dr. who?

Bueller

05-05-2006, 10:20 AM

No problem.

I appreciate you changing it for me! I underestimated your maturity, sorry I doubted you, have a nice day!

Admin

05-05-2006, 11:05 AM

I appreciate you changing it for me! I underestimated your maturity, sorry I doubted you, have a nice day!

Hey Bueller...since you're being so nice, I took the liberty of editing your profile again. Ohhhhhh, man! Me hilarious!

Admin

05-05-2006, 11:12 AM

Hey, Paul...

Remember that time that I was being a total prick and published emails that you had sent us that included all sorts of private information?

Bueller's IP Address is: 69.180.135.8. The host name is: c-69-180-135-8.hsd1.mn.comcast.net.

Bueller

05-05-2006, 11:15 AM

Hey Bueller...since you're being so nice, I took the liberty of editing your profile again. Ohhhhhh, man! Me hilarious!

I was being nice to the other guy cause he can actually use his moderator status for the good of the members. You on the other hand are a waste of space, the epitome of all scum, and don't deserve the status you have been given, NOW QUIT FUCKING WITH MY PROFILE!

Admin

05-05-2006, 11:17 AM

I was being nice to the other guy cause he can actually use his moderator status for the good of the members. You on the other hand are a waste of space, the epitome of all scum, and don't deserve the status you have been given, NOW QUIT FUCKING WITH MY PROFILE!

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...no.

Just a Guy

05-05-2006, 11:23 AM

Hey bueller, if I fuck up your profile for the sake of the other members, would you hold it against me? I don't know why I'm asking, I'll probably do it anyway.

Bueller

05-05-2006, 02:58 PM

Hey bueller, if I fuck up your profile for the sake of the other members, would you hold it against me? I don't know why I'm asking, I'll probably do it anyway.
I've had enough of you pussywimps! Have at it! Enjoy wasting your time!

FYI- Pussywimp is 1 word! Look up it's use in Back To School with Rodney Dangerfield and Sam Kinison as his professor.

Just a Guy

05-05-2006, 03:08 PM

I've had enough of you pussywimps! Have at it! Enjoy wasting your time!

Pussywimps? I'm pretty sure that word should be hyphenated. Also, you're an unemployed closet homosexual, so don't act like your better than me. I have two things you don't:
1) a job - I'm at work right now.
2) a comfortable understanding of my own sexuality - I don't fuck dudes.

Also, you might think about closing those brackets on your signature, its killing your credibility; not that you had much to begin with. I just figured that you could use all the help you could get.

Jeff The Dalek

05-05-2006, 03:22 PM

Pussywimps? I'm pretty sure that word should be hyphenated. Also, you're an unemployed closet homosexual, so don't act like your better than me. I have two things you don't:
1) a job - I'm at work right now.
2) a comfortable understanding of my own sexuality - I don't fuck dudes.

Also, you might think about closing those brackets on your signature, its killing your credibility; not that you had much to begin with. I just figured that you could use all the help you could get.

I like how you keep handing Bueller's ass to him and he keeps bringing it back to you. It's like you're playing fetch with a dog.

Just a Guy

05-05-2006, 03:37 PM

I like how you keep handing Bueller's ass to him and he keeps bringing it back to you. It's like you're playing fetch with a dog.

A big gay dog.

Bueller

05-05-2006, 11:15 PM

A big gay dog. Again, the only credibility that's being shot is your own by not knowing the difference between gay guys and bi guys. If you really wanna play fetch, you can throw Dalek and I will bring him back and put him straight up your ass!

Bueller

05-05-2006, 11:32 PM

Pole Choking Bag of Confusion- that's the best you can do? I would expect something better than that from you! You're losing your originality!

\../Pwnx0r\../

05-08-2006, 12:24 PM

Pole Choking Bag of Confusion- that's the best you can do? I would expect something better than that from you! You're losing your originality!

I changed it to "member". Savy?

Also, I'm starting a band called Pole Choking Bag of Confusion and you're all going to be members.

We're going to rock forever and never die!

Admin

05-08-2006, 01:49 PM

Just a Guy

05-08-2006, 01:53 PM

Jesus Fucking Christ...Paul is still here?! Now that's persistence.

Well...on the bright side...I was in Vegas all weekend and I made a bet with a bookie that Bueller/Paul would have blown 9 truckers over the weekend. So, Paul...what's the final count? Come on, Bitch...I have $200 riding on that sweet, little mouth of yours.

Jesus Christ Dai, don't you have any kind of humanity or compassion, or are you only here to fuck with peoples brains because you have nothing else to do with your pitiful life?

Admin

05-08-2006, 02:01 PM

Jesus Christ Dai, don't you have any kind of humanity or compassion, or are you only here to fuck with peoples brains because you have nothing else to do with your pitiful life?

Humanity and compassion are two things that are not in my job description. Paul can fucking cry about it.

On another note...I think Bueller should spearhead a new sport. Instead of the "Glory Hole" it will be called the "Power Hole". Basically, Paul will be designated a certain time limit to blow X amount of truckers in greasy mens room stalls. I think it could sweep the nation.

"And here comes Bueller into the third stall. I'll tell you, Sports Fans, this is one of the most exciting bag-of-shit-closet-queens we have ever seen in this great sport! But the real question on everyone's mind is "...can he do it??", "...can he go all the way??". Will we see a miracle tonight, Sports Fans? I...do not know."

Bueller

05-08-2006, 03:45 PM

Jesus Fucking Christ...Paul is still here?! Now that's persistence.

Well...on the bright side...I was in Vegas all weekend and I made a bet with a bookie that Bueller/Paul would have blown 9 truckers over the weekend. So, Paul...what's the final count? Come on, Bitch...I have $200 riding on that sweet, little mouth of yours.

Didn't have the time, I was too busy making money picking up dogshit! Remember, that's what the forum is supposed to be about. :cool:

Admin

05-08-2006, 04:01 PM

Didn't have the time, I was too busy making money picking up dogshit! Remember, that's what the forum is supposed to be about. :cool:
...the things some people take pride in.

Snake Eyes

05-08-2006, 04:02 PM

Didn't have the time, I was too busy making money picking up dogshit! Remember, that's what the forum is supposed to be about. :cool:

??????????????????????????????????????

Admin

05-08-2006, 04:05 PM

??????????????????????????????????????

Shut the fuck up, Snake Eyes...you fuckin' bitch. Don't think you're above being demoted to the mail room. Look what I did to Cobra Commander.

http://www.exploratorium.edu/programs/explainer/Summer2004/Individual%20Shots/Cobra%20Commander.jpg

Bueller

05-08-2006, 04:05 PM

...the things some people take pride in.
You may mock it, but it pays the bills and puts gas in the tank.

***Now I can go on this truck stop tour that dai was talking about...Yeah, as soon as dai gets tested for all those STD's that all the hookers gave him in Vegas! :eek:

Just a Guy

05-08-2006, 04:06 PM

Didn't have the time, I was too busy making money picking up dogshit! Remember, that's what the forum is supposed to be about. :cool:

Bueller is aparently not very good at multitasking. Any gang-bang-saavy queer worth his salt will tell you that the ability to do 2 things at once is the key to racking up those high numbers. Now next weekend bueller, why don't you try sucking a few guys off while you pick up dog shit for a living. If there arent any hot studs available, dogs usually don't put up much of a fight.

Wow, I just realized something:
-Bueller's insatilable lust for cock has forced him to lie to his wife and kids and suck dong in the bushes behind the library. And he picks up dog shit for a living. Could things get any worse?

Finally check this out: http://www.politicaldogs.org/uploaded_images/Crips-782893.jpg

The Internet

05-08-2006, 04:07 PM

Shut the fuck up, Snake Eyes...you fuckin' bitch. Don't think you're above being demoted to the mail room. Look what I did to Cobra Commander.

http://www.exploratorium.edu/programs/explainer/Summer2004/Individual%20Shots/Cobra%20Commander.jpg

Is Cobra Commander a member of the Ku Klux Klan???

Admin

05-08-2006, 04:07 PM

You may mock it, but it pays the bills and puts gas in the tank.

***Now I can go on this truck stop tour that dai was talking about...Yeah, as soon as dai gets tested for all those STD's that all the hookers gave him in Vegas! :eek:

The guy who picks up dog shit for a living is talking shit to me for hanging out in Vegas on the weekends. This fucking world, man...I swear to god.

Admin

05-08-2006, 04:08 PM

Is Cobra Commander a member of the Ku Klux Klan???

Shouldn't you (of all...people) know the answer to that question?
http://poscoblog.urbansprawlrecords.com/img/DSC00111.JPG

Jesus Christ

05-08-2006, 04:10 PM

...the things some people take pride in.

Hold on...Does Bueller REALLY pick up dog feces for a living?

Admin

05-08-2006, 04:16 PM

Hold on...Does Bueller REALLY pick up dog feces for a living?

Uhh...yeah. I'm pretty sure.

Wait! What the fuck is going on? First, The Internet is asking about Cobra Commander and now you're asking about Bueller?? Shouldn't you be all-seeing or do you just hate fags so much that they're completely invisible to you??

Just a Guy

05-08-2006, 04:17 PM

Hold on...Does Bueller REALLY pick up dog feces for a living?

I'm pretty sure that Bueller picks up shit. What I'm not clear on, is how he makes a LIVING doing that. There is no fucking way that I would pay that creepy bastard to hang out in my yard following my dog around with a plastic bag all day long. And I doubt many people would.
Is there some sort of Dog-shit black market that I'm not aware of? Hows this whole thing work out?

Jesus Christ

05-08-2006, 04:22 PM

Uhh...yeah. I'm pretty sure.

Wait! What the fuck is going on? First, The Internet is asking about Cobra Commander and now you're asking about Bueller?? Shouldn't you be all-seeing or do you just hate fags so much that they're completely invisible to you??

Well...yeah.

See, omnipitance is kind of a selective practice. Also, since the invention of online gaming, I really don't keep up with much as far as "God's children" are concerned.

Besides, you're all going to helltrizzle anyway so what do I care?

Seriously tho, dog feces? Do you go to school for that or what?

Admin

05-08-2006, 04:26 PM

Well...yeah.

See, omnipitance is kind of a selective practice. Also, since the invention of online gaming, I really don't keep up with much as far as "God's children" are concerned.

Besides, you're all going to helltrizzle anyway so what do I care?

Seriously tho, dog feces? Do you go to school for that or what?

Dog Poop U

Just a Guy

05-08-2006, 04:28 PM

Dog Poop U

Those guys have a pretty rigorous admission process. You have to COMPLETELY worthless for them to even consider you. LOLZ!!!

The Internet

05-08-2006, 04:28 PM

Uhh...yeah. I'm pretty sure.

Wait! What the fuck is going on? First, The Internet is asking about Cobra Commander and now you're asking about Bueller?? Shouldn't you be all-seeing or do you just hate fags so much that they're completely invisible to you??

I spend all day having to deal with people like Jesus playing w.o.w.c, messing up my program. I don't have time to keep up anymore. :(

Wait...Am I going to hell too? Is that even possible?

Jesus Christ

05-08-2006, 04:30 PM

Admin

05-08-2006, 04:41 PM

I spend all day having to deal with people like Jesus playing w.o.w.c, messing up my program. I don't have time to keep up anymore. :(

Wait...Am I going to hell too? Is that even possible?

That's "WoW" to you, Bitch. Warcraft is only one word.

Anyways...

So, yeah...on a totally different topic, I think that BackPage should finally be recognized as a political party. I've been working on a flag. Let me know what you think.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v290/vadgemoore/backpage_party.jpg

Just a Guy

05-08-2006, 04:43 PM

The time is nigh. Soon, all of america will know the wrath of backpage.com!

The Internet

05-08-2006, 04:46 PM

[QUOTE=dai_the_flu]That's "WoW" to you, Bitch. Warcraft is only one word.

I know. Did I mention I spend the rest of my free time fishing for nerds?

Admin

05-08-2006, 04:50 PM

[QUOTE=dai_the_flu]That's "WoW" to you, Bitch. Warcraft is only one word.

I know. Did I mention I spend the rest of my free time fishing for nerds?

I like how The Internet fucked up a quote tag in the forums. I totally have faith in you, Internet...you incompetent bastard.

The Internet

05-08-2006, 04:52 PM

I like how The Internet fucked up a quote tag in the forums. I totally have faith in you, Internet...you incompetent bastard.

Ow...my feelings.

If I had some food right now, I'd be crying while eating.

Admin

05-08-2006, 04:54 PM

Ow...my feelings.

If I had some food right now, I'd be crying while eating.

Here...cry on this handkerchief that I made you:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v290/vadgemoore/roflfuckinpwnd.jpg

The Internet

05-08-2006, 04:56 PM

Here...cry on this handkerchief that I made you:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v290/vadgemoore/roflfuckinpwnd.jpg

Thanks. However, I can't start crying until I get a meal in front of me.

Also, just for good measure:

\../Pwnx0r\../

05-08-2006, 05:01 PM

Thanks. However, I can't start crying until I get a meal in front of me.

Also, just for good measure:

What I can't figure out is, his computer is ancient, but it looks like he's using the modern day internet on it. Crazy.

I also wonder what the context of this photo was.
Like, did somebody walk into his office and surprise him or was he ready for it?

Is this him posing for the camera?

These are things, I want to know.

Just a Guy

05-08-2006, 05:06 PM

I think that guy was my 10th grade algebra teacher.

Admin

05-08-2006, 05:07 PM

What I can't figure out is, his computer is ancient, but it looks like he's using the modern day internet on it. Crazy.

I also wonder what the context of this photo was.
Like, did somebody walk into his office and surprise him or was he ready for it?

Is this him posing for the camera?

These are things, I want to know.

In my fantasies I like to pretend that he's a seismologist. I don't know why...but, with that being said...he's always ready.

\../Pwnx0r\../

05-08-2006, 05:09 PM

In my fantasies I like to pretend that he's a seismologist. I don't know why...but, with that being said...he's always ready.

I wonder what Dr. Sbaitso would say about that...