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Old 12-05-2012, 06:38 PM   #1
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Hi I want to know if you can make something at home that would feel almost like. A real dick but not begtables?
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Old 12-06-2012, 08:27 AM   #2
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Hi I want to know if you can make something at home that would feel almost like. A real dick but not begtables?
Lol
Flashlights
Broom handles
Shampoo bottles
Baseball bats
Hammer handles
Screw driver handles

NOTHING feels or can recreate the real cock
But they all have same effect.
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Old 12-06-2012, 09:34 AM   #3
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Why not just buy a realistic dildo? The come in all shapes, sizes and colors. I have several and they are among my favorite possessions!
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Old 12-06-2012, 09:39 AM   #4
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Polish sausage.Thick and as long as u want it to be.
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Old 12-06-2012, 09:45 AM   #5
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Why not just buy a realistic dildo? The come in all shapes, sizes and colors. I have several and they are among my favorite possessions!
...seems the easiest thing to me...
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Old 12-06-2012, 10:07 AM   #6
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Why not just buy a realistic dildo? The come in all shapes, sizes and colors. I have several and they are among my favorite possessions!
Sadly, good quality (safe) toys are often rather costly. A nice silicone dildo can be between $50 and $125 which is out of reach for many people. The lower priced toys are usually made of material that off gasses stuff that I for one do not want up my ass. And even worse, absorb the soap or other cleanser used after play and then burn your ass next time it's used. Not good.

BTW for you DIY guys out there DO NOT use automotive or hardware store silicone caulk or gasket sealer to make your own toys. These products contain curing agents that WILL continue to emit toxic gases that if it is up your butt will poison you.
Please do not do it !
Stay safe so that some day I can fuck your cute little ass myself!

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Old 12-07-2012, 01:28 AM   #7
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Hi I want to know if you can make something at home that would feel almost like. A real dick but not begtables?
What's a begtables?
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Old 12-07-2012, 04:54 AM   #8
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What's a begtables?
I'm guessing vegetables. Some people have silly names for things that originally start out as either a mispronunciation or just not hearing something correctly.
That's just my guess anyway.
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Old 12-07-2012, 06:15 AM   #9
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Some people have silly names for things
I also find on here that not being able to spell and/or typo's are quite common.....
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Old 12-07-2012, 12:09 PM   #10
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Could have also been refering to butt vegetable (begetable)
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