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Old 06-18-2006, 05:21 PM   #1
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How to get your woman to take it in the ass

Check this out for an excellent article on getting your woman to take part in and enjoy anal sex. Very informative. Oh yeah, don't forget part two...
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Old 06-19-2006, 07:34 AM   #2
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Have you tried the "Donky Punch"?.......................When your fucking her doggie style, just give her a right/left (which ever you prefer) punch to the kidney. She'll tence up and cant move. Then you just drive in her ass fast and hard. HA,HA,HA,HA,HA,.................
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Old 06-20-2006, 06:06 PM   #3
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That's fucking appalling you moron! Anyone who advocates violence towards women (or anybody, for that matter) is a complete fuckwit. Pull your head in idiot. I hope someone ruptures your kidney one day, dipshit.
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Old 06-20-2006, 06:12 PM   #4
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That's fucking appalling you moron! Anyone who advocates violence towards women (or anybody, for that matter) is a complete fuckwit. Pull your head in idiot. I hope someone ruptures your kidney one day, dipshit.

i think he was playing with you i hope..............right DA
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Old 06-20-2006, 06:41 PM   #5
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I hear if you play with her netherlands while doing it, it'll make it more intense for her. That is just what I hear though, Im to chicken shit to try it!
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Old 06-20-2006, 06:42 PM   #6
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yeah, nice article, but too much hastle if you don't have much time:-)

I've had a good success starting doing it while a woman sleeping in a morning. You start inserting a lubricated finger first when she's pretty relaxed since she's a sleep and probably does not feel it, then she wakes up with a surprize up her ass, but your're already there and no need for all that extra seduction stuff:-)

try it:-)
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Old 06-20-2006, 07:38 PM   #7
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yeah, nice article, but too much hastle if you don't have much time:-)

I've had a good success starting doing it while a woman sleeping in a morning. You start inserting a lubricated finger first when she's pretty relaxed since she's a sleep and probably does not feel it, then she wakes up with a surprize up her ass, but your're already there and no need for all that extra seduction stuff:-)

try it:-)
Nice try, but if you woke ME up like that you would be running across the room to retreive your nuts, after I grabbed them, twisted them off and lobbed them.

I like anal, but geeze people, if you REALLY want to do it you MUST have some patience---the rewards are awesome...
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Old 06-20-2006, 07:58 PM   #8
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Kris what if i licked your bum until you awoke, what would you think of that?
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Old 06-20-2006, 08:09 PM   #9
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Nice try, but if you woke ME up like that you would be running across the room to retreive your nuts, after I grabbed them, twisted them off and lobbed them.

I like anal, but geeze people, if you REALLY want to do it you MUST have some patience---the rewards are awesome...
I was going to add hat if she objects (as you stated you would kris) it can be considered rape. And before you all say "you can't rap your wife" there is court precident upholding this. If it's you G/F or some lady you met........
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Old 06-20-2006, 11:58 PM   #10
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I will eat that ass and rub their clit. or spit on my hand and massage it, always works for me. Ilove eating pussy and ass though so should. Where is the uncle sam pic, all i need is for him to point.
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