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Old 03-30-2009, 09:10 PM   #1
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I'm 53 and I've been sucking dick since I was 13.
I was thinking the other day of all the dick I have sucked and tried to put a number to it. Not the number of guys, but the number of times I had a dick in my mouth.
I first sucked my best friends dick during summer vacation on Saturday June 8, 1968. It was around 2 in the afternoon. The next day,after my friend told people I sucked his dick, I sucked 4 more friends dicks. By the next saturday, I had sucked everyone I knew at least once. My first week I had sucked dick 32 times. (LOL yes, I kept a diary)
I know that between the age of 13 and 18, I sucked at least one dick every day and usually 3 or 4. From 18 to 25 I sucked about 4 times a week, Then it became about a weekly thing for he next 20 years. The last 10 or so have , well, sucked.
I quit writing down my experiences but I estimate that in my whole life, I have sucked around 8000 dicks.
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Old 03-31-2009, 07:41 AM   #2
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Well, I've been with five shemale escorts, so I've given five blow jobs, none to completion.

I'm curious whether you've given most or all of the 8,000 blow jobs covered or uncovered. If most of these were uncovered, and I'm guessing they were, it would be very interesting to know if you're still HIV negative. If you've taken several thousand cum shots in your mouth and haven't gotten infected, that's pretty good evidence of the relative safety of cock sucking.

I hope I haven't offended you by inquiring about your HIV status; it's obviously none of my business; however, this is an anonymous forum so what the heck.
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Old 03-31-2009, 10:35 AM   #4
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Holy shit lets do some math or better yet, you do the math and I will tell the story. I sucked three cocks the first time. I was 12 and they were 16 and 17. One was my cousin. All three to completion. I was turned out in prison and sucked cock everyday 4-5 times a day plus getting fucked for 3 years. 2 of my three wives were into bringing guys home to fuck me and then fuck her, and most times there were more than one and that was over a 6 and 4 year period.
I have paid several hookers to watch me suck cock and get fucked. I have gone to sex clubs stripped naked and asked who wants a blow job and who wants to fuck me and I have done this several times so the number can only be an estimate. The one thing that they all had in common was I loved every drop of every one of them and would love to suck a dozen or so tonight. I need to get my pussy fucked real good also. It hasn't been fucked for almost 5 months.
I am almost a virgin again LMAO.
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Old 03-31-2009, 02:21 PM   #5
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it would be very interesting to know if you're still HIV negative.



Yes, I had a HIV test a few years back (2004) and it was Neg.
I would point out that probably 90% of the dicks I've had were from guys under 21. Of those, most were under 16 and occured when I was under 18.
I've estimated that I gave approx. 6000 BJ's as a teen and I'd guess that they were done to 300 different guys, most of those were 1 timers.
Of the remaining BJ's, I would guess that they were done to less than 40 different guys.
I tend to suck the same guys all the time. For instance, when I was in 9th grade. I gave 2500 blow jobs, I sucked my best friends dick almost every day before school and I sucked 2 other guys after school almost every day too.
Between the age of 13 and 16 I sucked these 3 guys:
Dave 1045 times
Cecil 968 times
Johnny 944 times
There were 6 other guys at that time that I sucked approx 2200 times between them.
Remember, i was talking about just sucking a dick. If I sucked my 3 best friends dick in the morning and again after school, that equals sucking 6 times.
I also include sucking a dick like this. 3 friends comes over, I suck their dick then we play a game of pool, I suck their dick again and play some more pool then I'd suck their dick before they left, I say this was 9 dicks that I sucked.

This was a typical day when I was in 9th grade...
Dave and Cecil came by every morning to walk to school and I'd suck their dick. After school I usually sucked at least one guys dick I knew. After supper, usually 3 or 4 friends showed up to play pool and I'd suck each of them at least twice.
So that makes 10 dicks a day (albeit maybe only 3 guys). In 9th grade I did this almost every day for 7 months. Sometimes, guys would show up I didn't really know and I'd only suck them once but typically, I sucked 6 to 10 dicks a day.
If you only consider sucking a dick 4 different times on the same guy during the same session then my total would only be about 4500 dicks, but like I said, If I sucked a dick, then 10 minutes later, I sucked it again, I called that sucking a dick 2 times.
And yes I always swallow.

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Old 03-31-2009, 03:31 PM   #6
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Only two. They were both guys I met on Craig's List. The 1st guy talked like he was a expert but acted more nervous than me, so I think I was his 1st guy as well. He just unzipped and whipped it out--I would rather have had him yake his pants off. He couldn't stay hard and didn't cum, so the whole thing was short and pretty lame. The only good thing about it was the fact that I actually went through with it and sucked a guy.

The next time waas much better. His dick was hard as a rock and he took his pants and underwear completely off. Having a naked man in front of me really turned me on and I really went to town. I licked and sucked him like crazy. I deep throated him and felt his cock hit the back of my throat, I licked and sucked his balls, I grabbed his ass with both hands and pulled him tight to my face while he grabbed my head and fucked my mouth. We went at it for a long time, and even though I was disappointed that he didn't cum either it was real fun. I had hoped to get a mouthful of cum, but oh well.

I haven't decided if I'll do a guy again. I love women and would only have a steady relationship with a woman, but sucking a dick was fun--I will probably try it again, if only to see what having a mouth ful of hot jizz is like.
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Old 03-31-2009, 05:56 PM   #7
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it would be very interesting to know if you're still HIV negative.



Yes, I had a HIV test a few years back (2004) and it was Neg.
I would point out that probably 90% of the dicks I've had were from guys under 21. Of those, most were under 16 and occured when I was under 18.
I've estimated that I gave approx. 6000 BJ's as a teen and I'd guess that they were done to 300 different guys, most of those were 1 timers.
Of the remaining BJ's, I would guess that they were done to less than 40 different guys.
I tend to suck the same guys all the time. For instance, when I was in 9th grade. I gave 2500 blow jobs, I sucked my best friends dick almost every day before school and I sucked 2 other guys after school almost every day too.
Between the age of 13 and 16 I sucked these 3 guys:
Dave 1045 times
Cecil 968 times
Johnny 944 times
There were 6 other guys at that time that I sucked approx 2200 times between them.
Remember, i was talking about just sucking a dick. If I sucked my 3 best friends dick in the morning and again after school, that equals sucking 6 times.
I also include sucking a dick like this. 3 friends comes over, I suck their dick then we play a game of pool, I suck their dick again and play some more pool then I'd suck their dick before they left, I say this was 9 dicks that I sucked.

This was a typical day when I was in 9th grade...
Dave and Cecil came by every morning to walk to school and I'd suck their dick. After school I usually sucked at least one guys dick I knew. After supper, usually 3 or 4 friends showed up to play pool and I'd suck each of them at least twice.
So that makes 10 dicks a day (albeit maybe only 3 guys). In 9th grade I did this almost every day for 7 months. Sometimes, guys would show up I didn't really know and I'd only suck them once but typically, I sucked 6 to 10 dicks a day.
If you only consider sucking a dick 4 different times on the same guy during the same session then my total would only be about 4500 dicks, but like I said, If I sucked a dick, then 10 minutes later, I sucked it again, I called that sucking a dick 2 times.
And yes I always swallow.

According to answers.yahoo.com: the average volume of ejaculate is between 0.41 teaspoons and 1.21 teaspoons. If you take the average of this range you get 0.81 teaspoons as an average ejaculation. There are 768 teaspoons in a gallon. If we multiply the total number of blowjobs, 8000 times 0.81 teaspoons per ejaculation you get 6,480 teaspoons, divided by 768 teaspoons in a gallon, we get 8.44 gallons of cum, all of which you swallowed.

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According to answers.yahoo.com: the average volume of ejaculate is between 0.41 teaspoons and 1.21 teaspoons. If you take the average of this range you get 0.81 teaspoons as an average ejaculation. There are 768 teaspoons in a gallon. If we multiply the total number of blowjobs, 8000 times 0.81 teaspoons per ejaculation you get 6,480 teaspoons, divided by 768 teaspoons in a gallon, we get 8.44 gallons of cum, all of which you swallowed.

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And to take it ever further. A gallon of water weighs in at 8.33 pounds per. Assuming that cum has a specific weight higher then water. I am going to conservitivly estimate a specific weight of 1.5 we get a total weight of cum at 12.495 pounds per gallon Multiply that by the gallons, and you get

12.495 x 8.44 = 105.4578 pounds of cum that you have ingested

As I dont know the calorie content of sperm, I cant tell you the dietary effect this has had.

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Old 04-01-2009, 04:43 AM   #9
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LOL Getting into logistics now huh?
something you need to keep in mind is that probably 3000 of these blow jobs were done to 13-16 year old guys when I was 13-15 too. Not a lot of cum from most of these.
Add to that, a lot of times, a group of guys would asked me to suck them and I'd do them and they wouldn't cum at all, I'd just take turns sucking them , usually for 15-20 minutes. There were countless times I sucked 4 or 5 guys like this. Especially the first year or so that I started.
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LOL Getting into logistics now huh?
something you need to keep in mind is that probably 3000 of these blow jobs were done to 13-16 year old guys when I was 13-15 too. Not a lot of cum from most of these.

Add to that, a lot of times, a group of guys would asked me to suck them and I'd do them and they wouldn't cum at all, I'd just take turns sucking them , usually for 15-20 minutes. There were countless times I sucked 4 or 5 guys like this. Especially the first year or so that I started.
This new information throws a whole new kink into the formulas/equations/answers!!! However, it doesn't change the fact that you've sucked a lot of dicks and swallowed a lot of cum!!! LOL

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