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Old 04-18-2009, 06:42 PM   #21
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I, personally, am not searching for a pecker. However, I was joking. Someone visiting here last week asked for advice (on hook ups) in the area where he was staying. My advice was...."keep your pecker in your pants."
So was I.
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Old 04-18-2009, 06:44 PM   #22
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If all we get to do is 'dangle' I am not sure it worth changing the ticket
She is very generous with "perks".
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Old 04-18-2009, 07:41 PM   #23
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She is very generous with "perks".
I like "perks" lets get going, packing my bags
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I like "perks" lets get going, packing my bags
Meet ya' at the airport...
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Hey Cum...lets cancel those Florida tickets and go to Boston instead. I know someone there who'll let us "dangle" all day long.
when they are pointing up is that dangling? Because if I have any say thats the way they will be going.

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If all we get to do is 'dangle' I am not sure it worth changing the ticket
Its worth it..
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when they are pointing up is that dangling? Because if I have any say thats the way they will be going.

Its worth it..
Nope that's called saluting and reporting for duty Ma'am
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Old 04-18-2009, 07:50 PM   #27
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when they are pointing up is that dangling? Because if I have any say thats the way they will be going.

Its worth it..
We're cummin', we're cummin'.
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Old 04-19-2009, 12:27 PM   #28
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We're cummin', we're cummin'.
A little PE maybe?
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Old 04-19-2009, 12:59 PM   #29
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Beautiful 75 degrees, breezy....bright blue sky...not a cloud in the sky.
A little bit warmer on this side, but equally beautiful !

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