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Old 05-11-2009, 07:34 PM   #11
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You are a trip! You don't miss a beat.
But of course ... he's a musician, it would be a disaster if he missed a beat!
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Old 05-12-2009, 01:13 AM   #12
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No. That one belongs in the Banana Dick forum.

Also, start showing some friggin' respect around here.


Didn't know we had that forum either.



didn't know we had respect or even the need for it as well.
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Old 05-12-2009, 06:57 AM   #13
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didn't know we had respect or even the need for it as well.
I think about 99% of the people here have earned the right to be treated with respect. Just because we talk about sex and things of a sexual nature doesn't mean people don't act with and expect to be treated with respect.
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Old 05-12-2009, 09:22 AM   #14
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i guess there is a few certain people.


but 99 percent? yeah right.
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Old 05-12-2009, 01:43 PM   #15
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i guess there is a few certain people.


but 99 percent? yeah right.

Damn - you need to get laid - and SOON! LOL
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Old 05-15-2009, 10:05 AM   #16
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if it was simple i would.
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Old 05-15-2009, 10:09 AM   #17
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if it was simple i would.
Pay for it.
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Old 05-15-2009, 10:13 AM   #18
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yeah ok.
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Old 05-15-2009, 10:24 AM   #19
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well are you gonna tell me how much?
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Old 05-15-2009, 11:10 AM   #20
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If that was meant as an insult, it didn't work. I would have no idea as I'm NOT a whore, nor have I ever paid for sex.

However, on a more mature note....

Have you ever considered checking the personals in your state/city? Like on CL? Not everyone there is looking to get married, or just fuck. And although they might not be right around the corner, sometimes jumping in the car for a lengthy drive can be very therapeutic.
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