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Old 05-08-2010, 07:57 AM   #1
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Smile Dildo Holder???

My wife and I have been seperated for a week. She is out of town. I am planning for her return tomorrow. I am horny as hell and I hope she is too.

I want to make a dildo holder so she can sit on a suction cup dildo. She has tried it stuck to the wall but it doesn't seem comfortable. Stuck to the floor doesn't work well either.

I want her to be able to sit on it comfortably, while vibrating her clit and giving me a blow job. I have held all of my cum for 7 days and I can't wait to unload in her mouth.( Its gonna be messy!!)

This is the idea. I am planning on cutting a new ( clean) 5 gallon bucket in half to form a semi circle. I have some pretty material to cover it. A hole will be cut in the material to expose a section of thr plastic for the suction cup to stick to.

Do the ladies think this will be a good idea???
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Old 05-08-2010, 07:20 PM   #2
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My wife and I have been seperated for a week. She is out of town. I am planning for her return tomorrow. I am horny as hell and I hope she is too.

I want to make a dildo holder so she can sit on a suction cup dildo. She has tried it stuck to the wall but it doesn't seem comfortable. Stuck to the floor doesn't work well either.

I want her to be able to sit on it comfortably, while vibrating her clit and giving me a blow job. I have held all of my cum for 7 days and I can't wait to unload in her mouth.( Its gonna be messy!!)

This is the idea. I am planning on cutting a new ( clean) 5 gallon bucket in half to form a semi circle. I have some pretty material to cover it. A hole will be cut in the material to expose a section of thr plastic for the suction cup to stick to.

Do the ladies think this will be a good idea???
I've never been turned on by 5 gallon buckets, even if it is covered by pretty material.
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Old 05-08-2010, 07:34 PM   #3
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Home Depot has those deluxe toilet plungers on sale this weekend. I'm thinking they might be the perfect dildo holder. Just my opinion but it's worth looking into.
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Old 05-08-2010, 07:40 PM   #4
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Oh my, BP is a gift that keeps on giving in the entertainment department!

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New Orleans, eh? Gotta love the South!

A wooden chair would be so much nicer there in the trailer.
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New Orleans, eh? Gotta love the South!
We all can't live in the armpit of New England, now can we?
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Old 05-09-2010, 05:15 AM   #7
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Ok You guys and girls thought I was kidding. Here is a pic





Tell me ladies, would sit on it? It is a 6 inch rubber dildo.

It has to be more comfortable than sticking it to the floor.

The bucket idea may not sound romantic, but when the hornies hit, you can mount up and go for a ride!!!!
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I thought you said you had pretty material to cover it? That's just a towel which after riding that contraption for awhile would probably give carpet-like burns on the inner thighs.

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Old 05-09-2010, 07:24 AM   #9
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Does that mean if I had prettier material, you would consider a ride? The material can be changed, it is not a towel, but the material is similar.

What do you think?
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Tell me ladies, would sit on it? It is a 6 inch rubber dildo.

It has to be more comfortable than sticking it to the floor.

The bucket idea may not sound romantic, but when the hornies hit, you can mount up and go for a ride!!!!
Actually, that sort of looks like a redneck sybian. Why don't you install a vibrating mechanism and a speed control? It wasn't what I expected, but I see where you're going with it. This actually makes sense, but you should probably cover it with vinyl or leather, like a real sybian. It would be more forgiving for your wife's thighs.
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